dmims Chapter 1142 That's a different price
Chapter 1142 That's a different price
And you know what? It really worked! Yan Bugui's tug-of-war-like pulling motion actually managed to lift Xu Damao up.
"Whoosh~"
Xu Damao, who had been pulled up, took deep breaths of fresh air, then his knees buckled and he knelt on the ground, vomiting profusely.
They vomited up almost half a basin of yellow and black filth.
Good guy!
They actually ate so much!
Yan Bugui led Yan Jiecheng to a safe distance.
"It's good that he vomited; he won't be poisoned if he vomits." Seeing Xu Damao vomiting violently, Yi Zhonghai thought that they could skip the step of inducing vomiting. Otherwise, they would have had to find a way to collect some boy's urine for Xu Damao to induce vomiting.
"Wow, how can a person eat so much shit? Xu Damao, you're really something else."
Sha Zhu clicked his tongue in amazement. Xu Damao had suffered such bad luck, but he was actually quite happy. Putting everything else aside, he would definitely behave himself for a while, otherwise everyone would bring up the cesspool incident.
Even if Xu Damao had the thickest skin, he still had to blush.
"Uncle, may I use your rope?"
Seeing that Xu Damao had been successfully pulled out of the water, Liu Guangqi rushed to rescue Liu Haizhong.
Liu Haizhong was definitely not willing to spend money to save people, and the dung scoop was no good, so he could only borrow the hemp rope from here.
Yan Bugui originally didn't want to lend it, but with so many people watching, he felt he would seem stingy if he didn't lend it, so he hesitated for a moment before handing it to Liu Guangqi.
“Your dad is too fat, so be careful when you poop. If you really can’t, call us for help.”
"Hey!"
Liu Guangqi nodded, took the rope, and instead of immediately going to pull the person out, he called over his second aunt, Liu Guangtian, and Liu Guangfu.
Upon seeing this, Yan Bugui sighed in disappointment.
Well, we won't be able to earn the rescue fee from Old Liu's family.
With the combined efforts of the whole family, Liu Hai was pulled ashore without serious injury. Like Xu Damao, his first step upon reaching the shore was to kneel on the ground and begin vomiting violently.
The two vomited for more than ten minutes before collapsing to the ground, utterly exhausted.
"Um, should we take him to the hospital?" Auntie Er asked with some concern.
Liu Haizhong is the pillar of the family. If anything were to happen to him, their world would collapse.
Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai shook his head: "It's alright. They've vomited so much, there's probably not much left in their stomachs. They can just wash themselves with some warm water when they get home."
Given their current condition, who would dare take them to the hospital? Which hospital would dare admit them?
The second aunt thought it made sense and wanted to ask Liu Guangqi to carry Liu Haizhong back to the courtyard.
However, this move directly aroused dissatisfaction among the residents of the compound.
"Second Aunt, it's not that I dislike Second Uncle, but if he goes back to the courtyard like this, the smell will linger for days. Why don't we rinse him off here, get him mostly clean, and then take him back?" someone suggested.
"That's right, let's take care of this outside first, and then go home!"
"It stinks too much. I won't allow it to harm my child if it smells bad."
Left with no other choice, the second aunt had to go home and boil water.
"Third...Third Uncle, please help me flush too," Xu Damao said weakly.
They were fighting fiercely in the cesspool, but after vomiting so much, they were completely exhausted.
He looked around but didn't see Hou Guifang, so he went to find Yan Bugui instead.
"Well, boiling water uses a lot of firewood, so you... will have to pay extra!" Yan Bugui replied after thinking for a moment.
It wasn't that he was taking advantage of Xu Damao's misfortune, but given Xu Damao's current condition, it would take at least several buckets of warm water to wash him off completely.
Water is free, but boiling it requires firewood and coal.
“That’s right, you’ll have to pay more!” Yan Jiecheng chimed in.
As the eldest son of the Yan family, he always protected his family's interests.
Washing is available at an additional price.
Hearing this, Chen Jun glanced at Yan Bugui with some surprise.
Tsk tsk, when did the Third Uncle become a "pay-to-win lay Buddhist"?
But thinking about it, it's in line with Yan Bugui's usual style of doing things; he won't do anything that doesn't benefit him.
"Add more! Add more for you!"
Xu Damao waved his hand weakly, indicating that he didn't mind paying extra money as long as he got things cleaned up.
All he wants now is to clean up, go home, and lie down.
"Jiecheng, hurry home and boil water in a big pot. Give Xu Damao a good rinse, make sure he's thoroughly clean!"
When money is involved, Yan Bugui's enthusiasm for doing things is extremely high.
The whole family got busy, some fetching water, some starting a fire, and someone was even in charge of rinsing Xu Damao.
If circumstances allowed, Xu Damao would have liked to pay a little more to have Yan Jiecheng's wife give him a bath.
After working for more than two hours, Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong were finally able to enter the yard.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way quickly, Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong want to go home."
At the entrance to the public restroom, someone shouted, and the crowd gathered there instantly parted to make way.
These people were just here to have some fun; not a single one offered to help when the rescue was underway.
Seeing Xu Damao's clothes still dripping wet, these people pinched their noses and cursed, "Hey, hey, hey, don't you fucking push me! If you get me dirty, I'll shove you into the cesspool."
"Why does it still smell so bad after washing? Ugh, I'm not looking anymore, I'm going home!"
At this moment, Xu Damao had no mind to say anything. He quickened his pace and went straight back to the courtyard, while Liu Haizhong coldly glanced at everyone present.
If nothing unexpected happens, these people must have said a lot of bad things about me.
Even after he entered the courtyard house at number 95, many people were still clamoring to follow him to see the excitement.
But they were stopped at the door by Yi Zhonghai.
Although he is no longer the person in charge, he doesn't want so many people coming to their courtyard to see them make a fool of themselves.
"Xu Damao, this isn't over yet, you just wait!" Liu Haizhong, who had suffered such a great humiliation, said a harsh word to Xu Damao.
If Xu Damao hadn't run over to snatch his paper, he wouldn't have slipped and fallen in.
If Xu Damao hadn't stepped on his fingers, how could he have fallen into the cesspool?
All of this is because of Xu Damao.
"Heh, bring it on! I'll beat you up again if you want!" Xu Damao wasn't intimidated at all and didn't think he had done anything wrong.
He simply forgot to bring toilet paper when he went to the bathroom; he could easily borrow some from someone.
But Liu Haizhong insisted on waiting with him in the public restroom, which finally angered him so much that he tried to snatch the toilet paper from him.
Besides, Xu Damao was dragged down by Liu Haizhong. Even if Liu Haizhong hadn't come to make threats, Xu Damao would still have to find a way to get revenge.
"Alright, isn't that embarrassing enough? Our courtyard house is now completely famous!" Yi Zhonghai said.