Chapter 1141 The Sly and Mischievous Xu Damao
Chapter 1141 The Sly and Mischievous Xu Damao
Leave you!
Xu Damao suddenly swung his right hand with force, shouting loudly, "Ouch, what's so slippery!"
Then he staggered two steps as if to symbolically stagger.
Liu Guangqi was completely focused on pulling the handle of the manure scoop, unable to pay attention to anything else.
So by the time he realized a dark shadow had appeared in front of him, it was too late.
*Smack*
A dark green blob landed squarely on his face.
Ok?
Liu Guangqi froze for a second, then subconsciously tried to erase it.
"Don't let go..."
Liu Haizhong was shocked, but before he could say anything, he saw that Liu Guangqi had already let go.
"Splash!"
Liu Haizhong fell heavily back down again.
Due to inertia, this time all the people were buried.
"I rely on!"
Xu Damao, who was in the pool, was startled. He had originally intended to annoy Liu Guangqi by making his bangs fall down.
But he never expected to get completely stuck. If he were to emerge from Liu Hai's hair again, would Xu Damao still be alive?
"Uncle, help me! I'll give you three yuan each, please come and save me!"
"Hey, don't worry, Jie Cheng has already gone to get the rope!" Yan Bugui's voice came: "What just happened? How did Old Liu fall down again?"
"Xu!! Da!! Mao!"
A furious roar erupted, and Liu Haizhong, covered in filth, charged towards Xu Damao like a madman.
"I'll kill you, I'll kill you!"
As the sounds of the two fighting resumed, everyone outside the public restroom was stunned.
"What's going on? Didn't Yan Bugui lead people to rescue them? Why do I hear they've started fighting again?"
"Hiss, you heard right, the people inside really did start fighting!"
"Who is it that's willing to fight in there? They must be someone important!"
"Oh, it's Xu Damao, the projectionist at the steel mill. The guy he fought was Liu Haizhong from their institute. I don't know what conflict they had that made him want to kill Xu Damao."
"Huh??? Liu Haizhong? No way, I remember Liu Haizhong was the manager of their courtyard."
"What's wrong with the manager? If the manager gets angry, he'll also pick a fight with someone."
"Ouch, if this keeps going on, how are we going to go to the bathroom?!"
"Don't even mention it, I can't hold it in any longer..."
A group of people listened to the commotion and chatted with great interest. This kind of battle in a cesspool was not something that could be seen normally. Although it was a bit disgusting, more and more people gathered.
They enjoyed watching it, but Yan Bugui, who was behind them, started to have a headache.
What's going on?!
"Hey, are these two out of their minds? Why don't they just come out and fight?"
Sha Zhu chuckled upon hearing this: "I don't know if water got in or not, but it's probably shit that got in."
“Dad, it’s better to let them fight inside. If they fight outside, we’ll all be in trouble!” Yan Jiecheng said.
Got it!
That makes a lot of sense.
Yan Bugui sighed helplessly, and could only wait for Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong's battle to end.
"Uncle, why don't you pull my dad out too when you're rescuing Xu Damao?"
Liu Guangqi shouted in this direction from a distance.
He knew he smelled bad, so he went over there to annoy people.
“Okay, the price is the same as Xu Damao’s?” Yan Bugui was so shrewd that he completely ignored Liu Guangqi’s mention of “easy”.
What relationship? Xu Damao has already set a price, so you, Liu Haizhong, have to pay some money.
"this......"
Liu Guangqi was speechless for a moment, not knowing how to reply to Yan Bugui.
All the money in the family was in Liu Haizhong's hands, and if he didn't agree, Liu Guangqi wouldn't dare to make a promise.
Otherwise, Liu Haizhong could have used him as a spinning top to whip him afterward.
"Hey, you should wait until Lao Liu is done with his work!" Yan Bugui waved his hand, indicating to Liu Guangqi not to rush.
How could Liu Guangqi not be anxious? His own father was still in the cesspool, and he had little chance of pulling him out on his own.
What if Yan Bugui and his gang pull Xu Damao out of the water and then just leave?
But right now, Liu Haizhong is still fighting with Xu Damao, and Liu Guangqi doesn't dare to get involved.
"Liu... Liu Haizhong, you just wait!" Xu Damao leaned against the edge of the cesspool, panting heavily.
The air here wasn't very good; Xu Damao would vomit several times after taking a couple of breaths.
Liu Haizhong's situation was even worse. He had just fallen directly into a cesspool, so he was completely covered in filth, making it difficult for him to even breathe.
"Hey, Xu Damao, are you guys done fighting?"
As the water in the pool gradually calmed down, Uncle Yan Bugui shouted.
Two yuan per person, and if he and Yan Jiecheng work together, they can earn four yuan, enough for their family to eat dumplings for several meals.
Therefore, Yan Bugui was afraid that Xu Damao would climb out of the cesspool on his own.
"Uncle, come and pull me up!"
Xu Damao glared angrily at Liu Haizhong, then warned, "Liu Haizhong, you'd better behave yourself, or we won't be leaving today. I don't care, but you're the manager of this courtyard. If this drags on, not only will you lose face, but Liu Guangqi will never find a wife in his life."
These days, reputation is extremely important!
If word gets out that Liu Haizhong got into a fight in the cesspool, no matchmaker within miles will help Liu Guangqi find a partner.
After all, fighting in a cesspool is not something a normal person would do.
With bangs like that, people would definitely think he's mentally ill.
So, could Liu Guangqi be like that too?
"Hmph, I would never be as despicable as you!"
Liu Haizhong spat in annoyance, worried that Xu Damao would go around making a fuss about it later.
He was, after all, the head steward of the courtyard house, a respectable man.
"Hold on tight to the rope, let's start pulling!"
Before Uncle Yan Bugui could finish speaking, a rope was swung down. Xu Damao grabbed the rope, rolled his eyes at Liu Haizhong, and then shouted, "Uncle, you can pull now!"
"it is good!"
Yan Bugui waved his hand at Yan Jiecheng from above: "Jiecheng, you must put in your strength!"
Like brothers fighting tigers, like fathers and sons going into battle, Yan Bugui and Yan Jiecheng exerted their strength together and pulled upwards with a sudden burst of power.
Xu Damao was a bit smarter than Liu Haizhong. Taking advantage of the upward pull, he jumped up and was pulled up quite a distance.
Seeing this, Xu Damao grinned. If Yan Bugui pulled him out by just half a meter, he could get out.
But as soon as the thought crossed his mind, Xu Damao realized something was wrong.
My hands are so slippery!
Even if he stays still, he is still falling!
"Uncle, quick, pull me up!" Xu Damao exclaimed in alarm!
If he falls, he'll end up just like Liu Haizhong from before.
"Solve it, quick!"
Upon hearing this, Yan Bugui immediately began to exert all his strength, pulling backwards like in a tug-of-war.
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