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The Demon Girl Encyclopedia immediately deactivated the magic telescope, covered her eyes, and collapsed to the ground.
"What's wrong, Demoness?" the black-hatted sorcerer beside her asked hurriedly.
"Too, too indecent!!" Demon Girl Encyclopedia whispered in her companion's ear, trembling all over.
"What did you say? The boss showed the soldiers his staff? And it's only three centimeters long?!" his companion exclaimed in surprise.
……
Latis watched in silence as the demon put on his pants, feeling that all social etiquette had collapsed in this exposed setting, leaving only a mess.
"Did the Bodhisattva send you to temper my resolve, you demon?"
Latis tried desperately to blur the memories in his mind, but to no avail.
"That's it. Life always leaves you with a mess when you truly expose your strengths and weaknesses."
He pessimistically came up with a famous saying, turning all his pain into a sigh.
[The King of Torture's Wine Cellar: Current Stock 2/3]
[The King of Torture's Wine Cellar: Current Stock 3/3]
[You have gained the sixth-circle spell - Spell Nullification Ward, 1/1 use. The Torment King's Cellar is empty.]
[Sixth Ring Spell - Spell Nullification Ward: Deploys a shimmering barrier that neutralizes all spells of rank six or lower within its range. Spells cast outside the barrier also have no effect on creatures within it.]
A series of prompts jolted Latis awake. He looked at this unexpected joy, but he couldn't feel happy at all.
"Thank you so much, you even reminded me how torturous this kind of thing is..."
Just as the two were pondering how to end this agonizing torment, a portal suddenly materialized beside the demon. Then, the portal was slowly pushed open, and a woman dressed entirely in black stepped out.
The wide, baggy trousers billowed in the breeze, and beneath the waist-length shawl, the smooth shoulders and the outline of the vest were faintly visible. The unidentified woman adjusted her veiled hat and spoke in an accented voice:
"You bald bastard, so you're still alive? Why the hell aren't you replying? You wasted a teleportation scroll with a range enchantment, 500 gold whitets, deducted from your salary."
The demon's legs went weak, and the tears he had been holding back for so long finally streamed down his face. He knelt down with a thud and cried out in anguish:
"No, boss!..."
Latis silently took a step back, restored the demon's magic network connection, and glanced at the unknown woman's information.
[Fourth Ring Spell - Anywhere Door - Long-Range Enchantment]
[Black Swallow (Yashutia Kurosawa) #Online]
"Strange, I have a feeling of being spied on by a magic web sorcerer..." As soon as the information from the dark web detection appeared, the woman in black sniffed the air suspiciously and looked around warily.
After confirming that there was no familiar aura, she turned around and punched the demon hard in the face.
boom!
"Mitu has already set off this way! If I don't come, you bunch of good-for-nothings won't even know how you died!"
The demon's teeth shattered on the ground. He clutched his swollen cheek in grief and rage, pointing at Latis and mumbling:
"It's him! He's the one who took care of my debts..."
"Oh?" Blackflash finally took a proper look at Latis. Her gaze swept over Serfal, who was lying on the ground with his stomach thumping loudly, and she shook her head indifferently. Then she looked at Latis and saw that he seemed very familiar with the black-hatted sorcerers. A murderous glint flashed across her face, and then her brows slowly furrowed.
"An apprentice, a level one warrior, yet tormented and haunted? Hmm, there's even the aura of a spirit?"
She stared at Latis with suspicion and uncertainty. After a long while, a hint of coldness appeared in her eyes, but a faint smile appeared on her face.
"Sir, let's put the matter of this bald man aside for now. Would you be interested in touring my palace?"
Black Swallow smiled with a dreamy look in her eyes, her words striking Latis's ear.
"My family's magic notebook can type itself out, you know?"
Chapter 35: A Brand New Simulation Route!
"Damn, are you even human if you don't go?"
Latis thought to himself, pounding his chest in frustration, but he quickly calmed down and realized that this woman possessed considerable strength and was likely the mastermind behind the Black Hat Sorcerer. The Black Hat Sorcerer's dirty deeds were countless, and this woman could basically be considered a bad guy who had encountered a stuntman!
He must carefully consider how to deal with the current situation; if he makes the wrong choice, it could lead to utter ruin.
“I would be delighted, madam,” Latis replied politely, a hint of regret flashing across his face.
"However, I have a dragon girl friend who seems to be sleepy. Please give me some time so I can go and wake her up."
“Of course.” Black Swallow said with a smile. In her mind, no apprentice could escape her clutches. Not to mention the allure of the magic notes to the apprentice, she was confident that she could take the person away before the red dragon could react. In the end, that trace of soul aura made her research interest instantly strong, to the point that she was not so concerned about the black hat sorcerer's mission.
"Serfar, they don't even respect you!"
Latis cried out inwardly. He sighed, approached Serfael, and looked at the sleepless, silly dog. He couldn't muster a single thought of relying on him.
He hesitated as he looked at Serfael's bare shoulders, abdomen, and thighs. After thinking for a moment, he placed his hand on Serfael's soft lower abdomen and began to shake it.
"So soft! That fat dragon, Serfael, must never exercise. His subcutaneous fat is definitely over 20%!"
"Silly dog, wake up, wake up!"
At the same time, he activated the simulator panel and started a new round of simulation precisely on time.
【Dear Mr. Latis, welcome back to the Magic University Simulator!】
The "Magic Dragon Boat from the Mysterious East" DLC is now available! Hop on your female dragon and ride it wildly amidst the spray of a giant fountain! Transform into a dragon knight from another world and give those steamships a little Eastern thrill! (This DLC requires at least one ship girl of Epic quality or higher.)
[Atlantic time: 0:01 AM Monday]
Please select a simulation program.
【Dimensional Journey (Entry Requirements: 10-50)】
【Path of the Sage (Today's attempts: 1/1)】
Latis scratched his head, glanced back at the seemingly out-of-place advertisement, and chose the Path of the Sage.
You have chosen the path of the sage.
【Simulation starts】
"Serfal, we're in big trouble!" After you've been rubbing the dragon's belly until smoke rises, the dragon finally wakes up, and you say this to Serfal in a great hurry.
"Big trouble?" Serfar's face showed panic, then he screamed angrily, "Lekmoro, ahhhhhh, Lekmoro, did you steal my egg again?!"
Seeing the silly beauty suddenly transform into a red dragon breathing fire everywhere, you desperately covered your forehead.
In four and a third of a second, you quickly composed yourself, put on a smile, and said to Hei Shanyan, "Madam, let's ignore her and go."
Black Swallow watched with some surprise as you decisively abandoned the Red Dragon, and couldn't help but feel a surge of admiration for you. In her eyes, anything that hindered her actions deserved the death penalty! Therefore, she greatly approved of your resolute decision.
"It's a pity I'm not a magic sorcerer. If I could exchange for a dragon-attribute special attack buff on the magic network, killing this dragon would only take a few seconds..." In the few seconds it took her to walk towards you, you heard her mutter regretfully to herself.
"A special attack buff from the Magic Network?" Latis paused, then immediately recalled the scene in the first few simulations where Mitu instantly killed the Red Dragon. "That's it, Mitu must have used Magic Network points to redeem the corresponding buff. In the later simulations, it felt like her strength had been nerfed by the designers more than twenty times. She was easily killed by this group of black hats. Perhaps it's because there were too many people to provide a comprehensive buff..."
He continued to look down.
[Black Swallow pressed down on your shoulder, then reached into the chest area of your vest with her other hand, pulled out a scroll, and tore it open with her teeth.]
A scroll fragment, still faintly warm, floated onto your face. You accurately determined that it was also a fourth-ring Anywhere Door enchanted with a teleportation ability.
"My rich wife has arrived!" you think to yourself, and immediately, shamelessly, declare, "I'm willing to be her dog, woof woof!"
"?" Latis silently clenched his fist, slammed it against the ground, and murmured with tears welling in his eyes:
"You think you can just be a dog?! Latis, get your act together! At least be a gigolo!"
Just as you were fantasizing about the blissful life you'd have as a dog, the spatial turbulence slowly receded before your eyes, and you saw a dog—yes, this lady already had a dog.
However, this isn't the dog you're imagining. Well, it is the kind of dog you're imagining—the kind that barks "Big Brother." Although it looks like just a lifeless alchemical creation, that's enough to demonstrate its cruelty.
A surge of pathetic anger wells up inside you. You know you've made a mistake. Your life is about to undergo a makeover—no, if this woman takes good care of you, it might take you hundreds of years to make a makeover. Considering the existence of souls in this world, you might just close your account.
[Ms. Blackflash showed you her so-called magical notebook that could automatically type words, but it was in a different way—several human arms were grafted onto a kind of magical vine, completing their tasks without complaint under Blackflash's instructions. And you noticed that inside the vine's hollow, countless roots were wrapped around seven or eight living human brains.]
"Isn't this a kind of chatGpt?" You laughed bitterly, and at the same time, in that fleeting glance, you vaguely caught a glimpse of some content in the magic notebook as it turned the pages.
[Those were handwritten notes about the creation and transmutation of various things and life! You finally know Blackfly's identity: an alchemist, also known as a long-vanished wizard!]
"The aura of souls and torment, let me see what secrets you're hiding~" Black Flash Swallow's lustful words echoed in your ears, yet you felt a chill run through you, for you knew her lust stemmed from these strange and bizarre creations, not from a living, breathing person like you!
[You suddenly lose consciousness. When you wake up, you find your limbs (including your head) strapped to a bed that looks like an operating table. A cold sensation flows through your body from the needle inserted in your neck.]
"There's absolutely no need to pity those who deal with Black Hats. False Vine Hand, give me the most likely successful creation direction you've recently combined. Keywords: torture, soul, preservation of thought." You hear Black Flash Swallow's cold yet vibrantly pleading voice, and you begin to struggle.
"Good boy, Test Subject 404, I will develop your body properly. I swear, I will absolutely unleash your full potential, far exceeding any limit you can even imagine."
[You glance to the side and see Ms. Black Swallow, who has removed her hat and shawl, wearing only a black vest and harem pants, her perfect curves precisely outlined. Her curly black hair draped over her slightly stained shoulders, sliding down to her chest with the slightest movement.]
Then, she winked at you, grabbed your nipple with her small hand, and ripped it open forcefully.
The damp, chilly air instantly enveloped your exposed skin, causing everything from your nipples to your clitoris to stand erect with renewed vigor.
Chapter 36 I Don't Want to Live an Abstract Life
"Good, very energetic!" Black Swallow was delighted to see Little Ra standing upright, as this symbolized the test subject's strong vitality, capable of dutifully accompanying her through many more experiments.
[A few minutes later, you learn that the purpose of her experiment is to research a brain-computer interface or a foot-computer interface. Seeing your puzzled look, Black Swallow removes a transparent device resembling goggles and begins to explain it to you with great enthusiasm.]
As you saw before, her intelligent creation project is currently still in the stage of connecting to an external human brain. The cumbersome external devices are driving her crazy, so she had a sudden inspiration: could the human brain, or rather, human thinking ability, be built into these limbs? If successful, the computing power of her intelligent creations will definitely increase significantly!
"I surrender! No, I surrender!" you cry out in despair. "I'll go catch those unlucky guys you're going to use for experiments!"
"Hey!" Latis shouted angrily, "It's one thing to want to live off a woman, but to be so spineless, stand up straight, simulator!"
"Unfortunately, your pleas for mercy didn't work," Black Swallow raised an eyebrow and said, "But since I've already shown you everything, you should let me 'explode' a bit more for it to be worth it."
"When did I see you naked?!" You reviewed the scene in your memory with a mixture of fear and anticipation, making sure you hadn't missed anything.
"A magic notebook! A magic notebook!" she said earnestly. "This knowledge was personally researched by this alchemist; it's priceless!"
You couldn't help but retort, "Quantum speed reading counts too?"
[Black Swallow didn't understand what quantum speed reading was. She nodded vigorously with great pride and said "Mmm!" before pushing all the needles in your neck into your neck.]
[Before losing consciousness again, you thought pettily, "The first thing I'll do when I become an intelligent arm is slap you..."]
[In a daze, you feel your perspective gradually rising, while your physical senses gradually fade away. When your senses return, you find yourself in a transparent container on a shelf. Looking down, the Black Flash Swallow, busy processing your body, seems to sense something and glances at you with a wink.]
You suddenly realize that you are now nothing but a bound soul; you can no longer perceive the existence of your body. Anyone in your situation would instantly go mad.