The rise of the poor

Chapter 2283 Detoxification

Having already taken the medicine yesterday, Luo Longwen exchanged a simple glance with his two lackeys this time, and without the slightest hesitation, picked up the bowl of medicine and gulped it all down.

After drinking the herbal soup, Luo Longwen came to the bedside. Three thick mattresses had already been laid out on the bed, the top layer being a wolfskin mattress, which was very luxurious. The pillow was also made of wolfskin, which looked warm and comfortable. The main idea was to learn from past mistakes and prepare the sleeping environment to the highest standard.

The medicine had been very effective last time, so Luo Longwen didn't delay. He took off his shoes early, went to bed, and quietly waited for a good night's sleep.

What he didn't know was that because he slept for too long last time, the Indian man and the captain felt that the dosage of the sleeping potion was too high, so this time they reduced it by half.

After getting into bed, Luo Longwen waited and waited, but he just couldn't fall asleep. However, an uncontrollable surge of primal power rushed from his internal organs to his lower body. Luo Longwen treated it like a fart and released it without even lifting his buttocks.

then

A warm

Luo Longwen then realized he was wrong, terribly wrong. It wasn't just a fart, it was a raging torrent. His clothes, including the mattress on his bed, were all ruined. His once luxurious sleeping environment was now filled with a foul stench and was unbearable to look at; it was no place for a human to stay.

At his age, to be in bed with someone like that... Luo Longwen's face immediately turned bright red, and he wished he could find a mouse hole to crawl into.

The two lackeys were dumbfounded.

After a flurry of activity, Luo Longwen sat on the chamber pot, and below, it made a series of popping sounds like firecrackers going off.

The two lackeys, with cotton stuffed in their noses, endured the stench as they tidied up the messy bed. They threw away the wolfskin rug that had been torn to shreds, and the cotton rug underneath was also discarded. They wiped the bed armrests clean again and again.

"Throw it all away, replace everything with new ones from start to finish," Luo Longwen instructed the two men, sitting on the chamber pot.

"Your noses are stuffed with such a big wad of cotton, what's wrong, are you disgusted by your master?"

"Wipe it again. If I find you slacking off, I'll make you lick it from head to toe!"

"Use aromatherapy, smother it with aromatherapy, lest the stench overwhelm me."

The two lackeys, under Luo Longwen's orders, were so engrossed in their own actions that they had to remove the cotton stuffed in their noses. The stench from the bed was so strong that they almost rolled their eyes back. Heaven knows how much willpower it took for them to hold back from vomiting.

"Ahem, sir, you're all better now. Would you like to go to bed?"

After the two lackeys had finally finished cleaning and tidying up the bed and re-making it, they bowed and scraped as they asked Luo Longwen.

"Come and help me up, I'm so weak from all this pulling that I can't get up." Luo Longwen glared at the two men and ordered them to help him up, his legs were trembling from the strain.

With the help of the two men, or rather, supported by them, Luo Longwen struggled to his feet and walked unsteadily towards the bed.

"What a waste of the wolfskin rug. Tell the people on the boat to wash it thoroughly for me later, I'll need it again."

Luo Longwen sat on the bed, looked at the newly laid mattress, and thought of his wolf-skin mattress, and couldn't help but feel sorry for it.

The two lackeys ordered someone to take away the chamber pot, clean it up outside, and then return it. Worried that Luo Longwen might soil the bed again, they bowed and scraped as they said to Luo Longwen, "Master, if you need to relieve yourself again, please let us know and we will help you get off the bed to relieve yourself."

"What the hell are you talking about? I'm already dehydrated from all that diarrhea." Luo Longwen glared at them, then ordered, "You two go and fetch Doctor Wang right now, let him take a look at what's wrong with me."

Soon, Ah San was brought over by two lackeys. Luo Longwen asked him what happened and why he suddenly ran away.

"Congratulations, sir, this is your body detoxing," Ah San lied through his teeth.

He absolutely denied that the medication he had just concocted had a conflicting effect, causing Luo Longwen's diarrhea.

Just now, after someone learned that Luo Longwen had diarrhea, they remembered that there are two medicines that have conflicting properties. Putting them together will cause diarrhea, and in severe cases, it can even cause people to faint. Of course, the captain has repeatedly given a gag order.

"Body detoxification?!" Luo Longwen was still somewhat skeptical. Could diarrhea really be detoxification? There was such a thing as that.

Ah San nodded vigorously, stroked his nonexistent beard, and said decisively, "That's right. Master fell into the sea, suffering not only injuries from the fall but also from cold and poison. If the cold and poison aren't expelled, Master's body won't recover. But now, Master is incredibly lucky; his recovery speed far exceeds that of ordinary people. What appears to be diarrhea is actually his body expelling cold and poison. Once this is expelled, Master's recovery will be even faster."

“That makes sense. In the dead of winter, the sea is full of cold and poisonous air. When the master fell into the sea, he inevitably encountered cold and poisonous air. This sudden movement is good; the cold and poisonous air in the master's body has been expelled, and the master will recover soon.”

"That's right, that's right. Master isn't just purging, he's detoxing. The more he purges, the more toxins are being expelled. The more he purges, the better. Master just purged so much, his body is about to get much better."

The two lackeys chimed in, saying that it wasn't diarrhea, but rather detoxification, and that the master's health was about to improve significantly.

Luo Longwen nodded in agreement. What Doctor Wang said made sense. In such cold weather, how could the sea not be filled with cold air? Besides, the sea is pitch black; he didn't believe there wouldn't be poisonous gas. He had fallen into the sea; how could he not be exposed to cold and poisonous gas? If it weren't for the cold and poisonous gas, would he have diarrhea?! That's right, that's exactly it! He's detoxifying, not incontinent!

It'll be fine if it just pops out!

"Truly a miracle doctor." Luo Longwen once again gave Ah San a thumbs up, praising Ah San as a miracle doctor.

"Truly a miracle doctor." The two lackeys also gave a thumbs up, praising the Indian's medical skills.

"I don't deserve it, I don't deserve it," Ah San said, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead with genuine humility.

At this moment, Luo Longwen finally felt sleepy. He waved his hand, signaling the two lackeys to take Ah San away, and lay down to prepare for sleep.

Soon, Luo Longwen fell asleep.

As Luo Longwen slept, he began to dream. In his dream, he finally arrived at Wang Zhi's stronghold after a long and arduous journey, presented his visiting card, and was received with great attention and an audience by Wang Zhi. On his way to meet Wang Zhi, Luo Longwen felt an urgent need to relieve himself. To avoid embarrassing himself during his audience with Wang Zhi, he frantically searched for a toilet. He searched and searched, and finally found one. Luo Longwen squatted down and relieved himself. (End of Chapter)