dmims Chapter 311 Get out of the way! The Konoha F4 are here to cause a ruckus!
Chapter 311 Get out of the way! The Konoha F4 are here to cause a ruckus!
Chapter 311 Get out of the way! The Konoha F4 are here to cause a ruckus!
Mikoto gave an awkward but polite smile: "I think Sasuke and Itachi's ambitions lie elsewhere. We can ask Obito after we find him."
Remembering that she and Minato had died once before, and how long they had grieved over Obito's death, Kushina's fists hardened!
"Once we catch that little idiot, I'll give him a good beating! I'll show him why Blood Red Pepper's hair is red!"
"Okay~" Mikoto smiled and said, "You have to beat her pretty hard, Kushina~"
"Um!!"
[Second Generation: I'm going to expel every single one of you!] "This is truly the most like my comment ever." (10+ people liked this)
As always, Tobirama Senju tells lame jokes with a cold expression, making it hard to tell whether he's seriously criticizing or just telling a lame joke.
[Tobirama Senju was kicked out of the live stream by Madara Uchiha.] Over 10 people liked this comment, and Madara Uchiha immediately retaliated, "Hmph! This is the same comment that most closely resembles my choice."
Tobirama Senju:
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【Uchiha Madara's words are so vulgar————】10+ people think it's great. 【I can't imagine what Hashirama's expression would be if he heard it.】10+ people think it's great. Senju Hashirama chuckled and comforted Madara, telling him not to worry about it, as long as the song was nice.
Madara muttered to himself, "I curse that Hashirama and Tobirama will sing this strange song later!"
[Steel Bar Battle Song] 10+ people think it's great - Boruto Timeline
Obito Uchiha: "These people really don't understand Madara Uchiha at all. How could that guy possibly sing a song like that?"
"It's precisely because you can't sing that the all-knowing gods find it amusing."
Naruto glanced at the time; there was still more than an hour left. He wondered who else would suffer punishment.
【想听面麻和鸣人唱《世界上的另一个我》】10w+人觉得很赞【想听水门班唱《法修散打》】10w+人觉得很赞【想听木叶女团唱《万古生香》什幺时候才排队到我啊！感觉三个小时根本不够，建议三十个小时！】10w+人觉得很赞【话说到底是抽籤还是排队？也不说清楚点！】10w+人觉得很赞【三十个小时，直接让木叶开个演唱会收门票吧！】10w+人觉得很赞【临时赶稿：同人图.jpg】10w+人觉得很赞图中是宇智波狂笑四杰在四色须佐能乎中，拿着麦克风唱歌的自我陶醉的样子。
Not only the audio, but also the photos have been released.
Madara Uchiha's Susanoo is in its deep blue form; Obito Uchiha's is in his light blue Susanoo; Itachi's Susanoo is red; and Sasuke's Susanoo is purple.
The various Susanoo, each radiating light, made the Fourth Shinobi World War seem like only the Uchiha clan stood on the opposite side of the world, dancing wildly.
This kind of fear can only be understood by ninjas who experienced the Fourth Shinobi World War.
Before the Uchiha clan had much time to feel ashamed, the gods, who knew everything, had already recommended thousands of songs.
Next song—
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When the Uchiha heard this song and saw the fan art, their hearts skipped a beat, thinking, "Could it be us again?"
[Singers: Hashirama Senju, Tobirama Senju, Hiruzen Sarutobi, Minato Namikaze]
"call"
The Uchiha secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
【木叶F4！wwwww】10w+人觉得很赞【乱世巨星？我听过这首歌吗？】10w+人觉得很赞【港圈名场面！】10w+人觉得很赞【终于又让我听见木叶歌姬的声音了，哇酷哇酷~】10w+人觉得很赞【扉姬看这里！】10w+人觉得很赞千手扉间：「——」
He initially intended to hold back, but under the taunts of Madara Uchiha and Izuna Uchiha, Tobirama Senju decided he couldn't bear it any longer.
"What?! Princess Tobira! I'm a man! A man!!"
This video didn't contain any complicated story scenes; it was purely about the Konoha F4.
No, it's the darkened portraits of the four Hokage of Konoha.
It seems that when it's someone's turn to sing, their profile picture will light up.
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline 1: "I didn't expect they'd let a monkey sing," Tobirama Senju chuckled. "That kid can't sing a single note in tune, especially when he's drunk."
Konoha Chunin Exams Timeline —
The early Hokage team members were all resurrected, and Uchiha Kagami, Akimichi Torifu, and others were also criticizing the Third Hokage.
"Especially after getting drunk."
"You sang love songs while holding Danzo once, didn't you?"
"He seemed to think Danzo was Lake Biwa, and almost tried to kiss him."
Konoha ninjas: Holy crap! We've got some juicy gossip!!
The Third Hokage scratched his face. "Let's not talk about this anymore. Give me some face."
"Hahaha," Jing laughed, "This is already a version that's given you face."
Qu Feng and Yan nodded in agreement.
The group looked up and continued watching the ninja world concert; they were quite looking forward to Hashirama and Tobirama singing.
After all, back then, no matter how curious they were, they wouldn't have dared to make such an unreasonable request.
All that could be heard was Hashirama Senju's zero-frame attack:
【“I’ll roam freely and conquer all obstacles~♪”】
【"Looked up to by all~♪"
Tobirama Senju:
【“Dominating the world~♪”】
"I will never look back~♪"
Hiruzen Sarutobi:
【"A complete upheaval~♪"】
【"I will write my own law~♪"
Minato Namikaze:
"That fierce wolf with its gleaming eyes~♪"
The opening line from each Hokage sent a shiver down the spines of the spirited young ninjas!
The others gasped in shock!
This song —
For some reason, they seem to want to walk the runway, and in a cool, edgy, and awesome way.
In the comments section—
【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！原来是这首歌啊！听过听过！】10w+人觉得很赞【死二：叱咤风云我绝不需往后看。这可能就是死二没有身后判定的原因吧】10w+人觉得很赞【笑死！千手扉间：你礼貌吗？！】10w+人觉得很赞【柱间：我木叶陈浩南！扛把子！】10w+人觉得很赞【火影忍者×，火影古惑仔√】10w+人觉得很赞【四代的声音好听！】10w+人觉得很赞【四代火影应该很喜欢这首歌吧？】10w+人觉得很赞鸣人还不了解，为什幺他老爸会喜欢这首歌。
However, in the Fourth Shinobi World War, Jiraiya went traveling the world, and Minato and Kushina returned to Konoha, so it seems that no one can answer Naruto.
Meanwhile, Mikoto Uchiha, Minato's classmate, seemed to remember something and was trying to suppress her laughter.
"Although this might not be the best approach, there's a high chance that Minato would genuinely like this song~"
As soon as Mikoto finished speaking, she couldn't help but smile and gracefully turned to the side, secretly laughing.
"Mom?" Sasuke asked, puzzled but also intrigued.
Why would Minato Namikaze, the great hero of the whole village, like this song?
After all, this song —
That's way too childish!
A background music track with a catchy rhythm that exudes a cringeworthy, chuunibyou vibe:
Ding~♪ Ding ding~♪ Ding ding~♪ Ta-da~♪
Ding~♪ Ding ding~♪ Ding ding~♪ Ta-da~♪
The four Hokage of Konoha:
["I was born to like this~♪ Arrogance is my nature~♪ Losing my temper and being disrespectful~♪ I don't care if you're a superstar~♪ This is just me being myself~♪ I'm risking my life for my nature~♪"] 10+ people liked this. Fourth Shinobi World War timeline. "Hahahahahahahaha!!!"
In Konoha, the red-haired woman slamming her hand on the Hokage's table and laughing wildly is undoubtedly someone's wife and mother.
"Hahaha! Minato! This song suits you so well!"
Minato looked a little shy. "Kushina—"
"Sorry, sorry, but hahahahaha————"
"The Third Hokage, and even that seemingly cold-hearted Second Hokage, will sing along!"
"Hahaha, this is hilarious!!"
What could Minato do? He could only scratch his face, smile, and tolerate it.
【木叶黑帮！】10w+人觉得很赞【还真是万众仰望】10w+人觉得很赞【不需往后看指没有身后判定】10w+人觉得很赞【符合原着的词】10w+人觉得很赞【黄色闪光个人曲！】10w+人觉得很赞【忍界震惊了没有？】10w+人觉得很赞忍界：有的，谢谢你们。
[Reanimated Hokage?] 10+ people think it's great. [Orochimaru enters the live stream.] 10+ people think it's great. [Finally, it's the F4's turn! How are the Hokage feeling right now?] 10+ people think it's great. Tobirama Senju didn't die. Timeline: Tobirama Senju sits in front of the Hokage's desk, sighing and holding his forehead.
"Ugh, this is so annoying! I can't concentrate on my work at all! My brother's voice is so loud!"
Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was closer to Tobirama, secretly thought: The Second Hokage must be missing the First Hokage, right? After all, the Second Hokage greatly admired the First Hokage, although they dared not say it aloud.
While still teaching Mitokado Homura how to be an excellent ninja, Uchiha Madara also heard this song.
He couldn't help but look up at the barrage of comments in the sky: "[Bring on a truckload of Konoha yakuza!]" (10+ people liked this) [Naruto Team—]
Hashirama: The head of the organization, a smiling tiger, who is upright and honest. He earned most of the reputation of the Konoha Group by himself and has a deep relationship with the leader of the neighboring Akame Group.
Tobirama: A veteran member and strategist of the organization. He will stop at nothing to get benefits. He thinks Hashirama is too conservative. Many of the underhanded ideas commonly used by the underworld come from him. He seems to have a lot of hostility towards the Akame ga Kill! group next door.
Hiruzen: The organization's second-in-command, he is calm but somewhat too weak (for this line of work). He mentors most of the ambitious young people and is good at using people and sowing discord.
Minato: The organization's primary source of intelligence, the youngest and most powerful member of the new generation of double-flowered red-hat gangs, he led many gang fights, known for his resourcefulness, especially his considerable expertise in military strategy. [10+ people found this very helpful. Uchiha Madara seems to have figured it out.]
What, the Akame ga Kill!
Why don't you just name the Uchiha clan?
Just then, another long barrage of comments appeared: "[The Akame group next door—]"
Madara: The head of the organization, he is ruthless in his pursuit of the future of Akane's group, but he never resorts to underhanded tactics (mainly because even if he didn't, the other side couldn't defeat him). He was on good terms with the leader of the Konoha group and they were once good friends. He also has a personal grudge against the second-in-command of the Konoha group.
Obito: The person the leader of the organization values most, but in reality, the two of them are scheming and don't truly trust each other; they both have their own selfish motives. He was once one of Minato's three disciples in the Hokage group.
Itachi: One of Akame's most talented young men, he is strong, meticulous, and dotes on his younger brother, but secretly has connections with the third member of the Konoha group.
Sasuke: The most outstanding young generation in the organization, young and arrogant, often hanging out with the second-in-command of the Akame clan, frequently trying to teach the Konoha group a lesson, but almost every time he is stopped by the second-in-command. [Rumor has it that he has an unspeakable relationship with the son of the fourth-in-command of the Konoha group] 10+ people think this is great. Uchiha Madara: "————"
Uchiha clan:
No, how did we become gangsters?!
Chunin Exams Timeline —
"Are all those all-knowing gods geniuses?!" Jiraiya was utterly shocked!
His draft paper was filled with ideas stolen from the all-knowing gods!
"Hmm! So that's how it can be done!" Jiraiya scribbled furiously, "We can create parallel world settings—"
On the draft paper, there were already listed examples such as ① changing the gender of the characters so that the protagonist's bonds would have the right to communicate more deeply with the protagonist.
②For example, a female supporting character suddenly brings a child, claiming it to be the protagonist's, but it is actually created using Orochimaru's genetic engineering.
③ For example, the protagonist travels to a world where everyone has the opposite personality. The originally shy and timid female character turns out to be a masochist here.
Jiraiya: "Setting it up as a world without ninjas? The underworld, business, and the court all seem like good battlefields. Very good, very good."
In this timeline, Dan Kato is resurrected through Sasuke's wish, thus differing from the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, meaning Jiraiya is destined to be separated from Tsunade.
He could only channel his grief and anger into strength, pouring all his passion into creating and researching.
Poor Kakashi in this timeline, and all the other readers of the "Icha Icha Series" like him, are about to be shocked!!
However, Kakashi is the most unfortunate. He will soon discover that there is a book called "Intimate Peeping" that he has never read, but he seems to have experienced all the plots.
Moreover, she was portrayed as a pitiful widow living alone in a ninja village, constantly entangled with a Wood Release junior who called her "senpai" and a passionate man who considered her his rival.
Unexpectedly, the Wood Release junior and the man who should have died long ago also returned with Wood Release techniques. The depiction of the two Wood Release techniques in love was also quite explicit and revealing.
This is probably the only "Make-Out Paradise" series that Kakashi felt like he was eating shit while watching it.
In the Boruto timeline, Obito Uchiha, looking at the comments on the screen, fell into deep thought.
He didn't want to be the man valued by the "Akame-gumi" leader. Could he directly take the "Akame-gumi" intelligence to the Konoha group as an undercover agent?
Here's some additional information—
Tsunade:
She is the organization's financial manager, skilled at making money from money, and handles all financial transactions between the legitimate and underworld. She is related to Hashirama by blood.
Kakashi Hatake: The leader of the organization's assassination squad, he acts discreetly and mysteriously, never showing his face. Some say he was disfigured as a child, while others say his beauty is too striking and might cause trouble.
He was once a key assistant to Minato, skilled in intelligence warfare and psychological tactics, and had a near-perfect mission completion rate.
He is lazy by nature, but extremely reliable in crucial moments. He takes good care of Naruto and occasionally gives him pointers.
Naruto Uzumaki: Skilled at taking on multiple opponents single-handedly, he is the organization's rising star fighter in recent years. He is being groomed as the next leader of the Konoha Group, and his relationship with Sasuke Uchiha, the young master of the Akame ga Kill! Group, is complex, characterized by both rivalry and friendship.
He gets along very well with Gaara, the young master of the Sunagakure group, and also has a good relationship with the Akatsuki members; he's practically a walking friendship machine.
Although he's a thug, his negotiation skills are astonishing; almost no one can resist his silver tongue. [10+ people liked this] "Wait!" Hashirama interrupted, "Let Tsuna handle the finances?! Can the Konoha team you're talking about even last until Naruto's generation?"
Tobirama didn't speak, but judging from his expression, he probably shared the same thoughts as his older brother Hashirama.
【钓鱼是吧？】10w+人觉得很赞【纲手给你多少钱？让你这幺写！】10w+人觉得很赞【哈哈哈哈！拿着这个人设写本小说吧！】10w+人觉得很赞【名字就叫《四九城木叶》！】10w+人觉得很赞【纲手做财务掌权人？笑死我了！不是挪用公款，就是在挪用公款的路上吧？】10w+人觉得很赞【心疼卡卡西，接手木叶的时候估计感觉天都要塌了吧？哈哈哈哈】10w+人觉得很赞木叶中忍考试时间线一纲手额头出现一个大大的青筋！
"Did I gamble with your money?! You bastards!"
When Shizune reminded her that the First Hokage was still alive and might be able to see these comments, Tsunade angrily shouted at the comments in the sky again: "Don't say such things in front of my great-grandfather! I didn't gamble with Konoha's money!!"
"?" Shizune asked curiously, "Why is it the Second Generation, not the First Generation?"
Tsunade explained impatiently, "My grandfather loves gambling just like me, what can he say about me? But my great-uncle is different—"
Tsunade looked terrified. "He really will yell at me and my grandfather until we cry our eyes out."
"————" Mute: "I've gained a new understanding of the First and Second Generation Lords."
Izuna's Severe Injury Timeline —
Hashirama Senju's popularity - 100
Izuna: Heaven is on my side (brother)!
Hashirama and Madara were feeding chakra to Uchiha Miyazaki when they saw this comment on the screen. Madara sternly warned Hashirama, "If you dare to export Konoha or Uchiha Miyazaki, I will definitely kill you!"
"No, no, no! Absolutely not!"
In his panic, Hashirama frantically shook his head and waved his hands, as if he wanted to raise three fingers above his head to swear an oath.
"Hashirama! You bastard! You actually said you didn't dare?!" Madara roared. "So you actually had that idea, but you just didn't dare, right?!"
Hashirama has two heads big.
"Ban, you're so difficult to deal with."
"!!!" Madara Uchiha put down Miki, who was in his arms. "Let's go! Let's go outside and have a fight!!"
Uchiha Izuna and Senju Tobirama are not happy. They saw that there was no gambling, but because of a battle that Hashirama and Madara were interested in, Konoha's economy was reduced by 10000. Their hearts ached.
【波风水门太合适唱这样发狠的歌了！】10w+人觉得很赞【三代老爷子那声音合适唱全首。】10w+人觉得很赞【二代目火影唱的也好听啊！不愧是木叶首席歌姬！】10w+人觉得很赞【木叶龙头——千手柱间木叶元帅一千手扉间木叶先锋——猿飞日斩双花红棍——波风水门】10w+人觉得很赞【火影古惑仔：木龙过江】10w+人觉得很赞【宇智波狂笑四杰进入直播间】10w+人觉得很赞【木叶F4将宇智波狂笑四杰踢出直播间】10w+人觉得很赞在一片弹幕的欢腾与恶搞当中，木叶F4的《乱世巨星》唱完时，忍界已经忍笑忍得快憋出内伤了。
The ninjas of Konoha, in particular, really wanted to laugh.
"Is it surprisingly fitting for Lord Minato to sing this song?"
"The voices of the second and third generations are also suitable."
"The First Generation Master is more suited to singing 'Seeking Buddha'."
The lyrics are an extra word count.
Please see the author's note for recommendations.
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