dmims Chapter 1138 Which ruthless guy from which courtyard chose to fight here?
Chapter 1138 Which ruthless guy from which courtyard chose to fight here?
Although today is a rest day, many people still have the habit of going to the public toilet to defecate in the morning.
Soon, some people realized that something was wrong.
What's that noise coming from inside this public restroom?
Upon closer listening, it seemed to be coming from the cesspool below.
I rely on!
That commotion must mean someone accidentally fell in!
So the young man, without even bothering to use the toilet, hurriedly ran out to call for help.
"Oh no! Oh no! Someone has fallen into the cesspool!"
The alley is full of courtyards side by side, so there are many residents. When they heard the young man shouting, they all ran out.
Who could be so unlucky this early in the morning?
In no time, a dozen or so people gathered outside the public toilet.
However, they realized something was wrong as soon as they rushed to the entrance of the public restroom.
Why do I hear sounds of cursing and fighting?
You can even see the splattered dirt.
"Hey, why aren't you all going in? Didn't someone fall in?" asked a concerned bystander who had just arrived.
A cesspool is not a safe place; someone could easily drown if they're not careful.
"Shh, don't talk, listen carefully!" Someone raised their hand to make a shushing gesture.
After listening patiently for a while, everyone's expressions became strange.
"Um... if I heard correctly, is there a fight going on inside?"
"You heard right, there really is a fight going on inside!"
"Damn, where did this guy come from? Why doesn't he find a better place to fight? What's he doing fighting in here?!"
"No, no, the cesspool behind the public toilet is still locked with an iron chain, so they couldn't have been fighting in the cesspool."
"What if he fell into the pit?"
"Well, those two are pretty impressive. They really went to great lengths to fight."
"Hey, let's stop talking about this and figure out how to get them out."
Upon hearing this, the older man who had just peeked behind the public restroom became unhappy: "What are you doing? You'll see if you go and take a look. Those two are fighting fiercely. If I hadn't dodged quickly, my face would have been covered in filth."
The older brother was furious and went to check on the situation out of kindness, but he almost got hurt in the process. Where can he go to seek justice for this?
"That's going too far?"
Hearing that the two people in the pit were randomly throwing feces, the men and women present dared not go to rescue them.
If I get caught up in it, I'll feel nauseous for days.
But they were also very curious about what kind of ruthless person would choose to fight in that place.
What grudge could they possibly have?
Given the public's love of watching a spectacle, the number of people at the public toilet entrance kept increasing, and soon it was packed with people, completely blocking the road.
When Sha Zhu, who had come to relieve himself, saw this scene, his eyes lit up.
Wow, this is going to be hilarious!
And so, relying on his calf-like physique, Sha Zhu managed to squeeze into the front row.
"Grandpa, I'll let you have something dry!"
"Humph!"
Just as Sha Zhu was about to watch the drama unfold, he heard the commotion coming from inside and his expression froze.
Although the two people's voices were a little muffled, they had lived in the same courtyard for so many years, and Sha Zhu immediately recognized the two people in the public toilet.
Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong?
I rely on!
Why are these two fighting in the cesspool?
"Xu Damao, you think you can fight me? Go down there and have a good meal!"
"Liu Haizhong, it's uncertain who will go down for dinner!"
Got it!
Sha Zhu was now 100% certain that the two people fighting inside, with excrement and urine flying everywhere, were Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong.
Once Sha Zhu had confirmed the two men's identities, he couldn't stand it any longer. He hurriedly squeezed out and ran into the courtyard, shouting.
"Everyone come out here, something big has happened in our yard."
"Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong started fighting in the public toilet for some reason, and people from other courtyards ran to watch the commotion."
What the hell?
Hearing such shocking news so early in the morning, some people who were planning to sleep in rushed out of the yard.
Even Chen Jun, who was in the backyard, was taken aback by the news.
What's going on?
How could Liu Haizhong fall into the pit? How did someone as big as him get in there?
And what about Xu Damao? Why did he suddenly start fighting with Liu Haizhong? With his skinny arms and legs, how could he possibly be a match for Liu Haizhong?
Of course, none of these are the most explosive.
The most shocking thing is, why did they choose to fight there?
Don't you want to be a decent person anymore?
After hesitating for a moment, Chen Jun decided to get out of bed. Although the story sounded disgusting, it was the kind of thing that might only happen once in a hundred years, and it would be a shame not to go and see what was going on.
"Shazhu, is what you just said true?" Third Uncle Yan Bugui walked out of the house with a frown.
It's not surprising that Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong got into a fight; Xu Damao had already fought with the Liu family once before.
But fighting in a public restroom sounds absurd.
"Of course it's true, I heard it with my own ears!" Sha Zhu nodded vigorously.
"Did Xu Damao fall down?" Yan Bugui asked again.
In his opinion, although Xu Damao was young, he was outmatched by Liu Haizhong in terms of strength, so the person in the pit was most likely Xu Damao.
Sha Zhu shook his head upon hearing this.
"Uncle, you've guessed wrong this time. They're both down there, and they're fighting fiercely. Every now and then, dirty stuff comes out, especially from Liu Haizhong, who's yelling that he wants Xu Damao to have his fill."
what? ?
Want to eat your fill?
Upon hearing this, everyone in the courtyard was somewhat stunned.
The battle has become so intense that both sides want to kill each other.
"Really? Are they crazy?" Yi Zhonghai didn't quite believe Sha Zhu's words.
Even if Liu Haizhong goes crazy, Xu Damao won't go crazy with him, right?
"Really, really, I can vouch for that!"
Yan Jiecheng raised his hand and said, "When I went to take a dump just now, the two of them were lingering in the public toilet."
“Xu Damao went to the toilet without bringing toilet paper. Second Uncle wanted to see him make a fool of himself, so he deliberately didn’t give him any. That’s probably why the two of them got into a fight.”
That's it?
Yi Zhonghai's lips twitched involuntarily. Although he really hoped that something would happen to Liu Haizhong, was it really necessary to make such a big fuss over a piece of toilet paper?
Now look what's happened; all the residents of courtyard house number 95 are going to lose face because of them.
"Yan Jiecheng, no offense, but Xu Damao went to the toilet without any toilet paper. Why don't you just share some with him? You two grew up together, you should help each other out!" Yi Zhonghai put on airs and began to criticize Yan Jiecheng.
It's as if he's still the old man in the courtyard house.
Yan Jiecheng shrugged helplessly: "I would like to, but I didn't bring enough, just a few of them."
Xu Damao had offered to treat him to drinks, but Yan Jiecheng was willing but unable to provide the necessary paperwork!