dmims Chapter 1135 The Tradition of the Yan Family
Chapter 1135 The Tradition of the Yan Family
"Hmph, I can't be bothered to argue with a thug!"
After realizing he was no match for Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong decisively chose to retreat.
Just as he was about to wipe his mess and leave, he noticed that Xu Damao kept tapping his leg.
Ok?
what's the situation?
I've already resolved everything on my end, so why isn't Xu Damao leaving?
Even if it's just for arguing, it doesn't stop him from cleaning up the mess.
Surely it's not that you can't poop, right?
That seems unlikely.
In this day and age, apart from some elderly people, most people have a good appetite and smooth bowel movements, and there is no such thing as being unable to defecate.
unless!
Liu Haizhong seemed to have thought of something, his eyes sweeping over Xu Damao with a strange look before he grinned and said, "Xu Damao, you don't go to the toilet without bringing toilet paper, do you?"
Xu Damao's face stiffened, and he subconsciously waved his hand: "Bullshit, I just ate too much last night, so I need to stay a little longer!"
"Heh, I'd like to see just how long you can hold out!"
Seeing Xu Damao's reaction, Liu Haizhong knew that his guess was correct.
You didn't bring any tissues? You'll be laughed at to death!
Xu Damao was definitely deliberately stalling, waiting for someone else to come to the public restroom to borrow some toilet paper. If someone deliberately disrupted the process and prevented Xu Damao from borrowing toilet paper, he definitely couldn't stay squatting there indefinitely.
After all, it's really easy to not be able to stand up after squatting for a long time.
But how can we get up without paper?
Thinking that he could easily get revenge for being scolded earlier, Liu Haizhong was no longer in a hurry to leave.
Let's just wait and see!
Let's see who can outlast whom!
A few minutes later, footsteps were heard outside the public toilet. Xu Damao quickly looked over and found that it was from the neighboring yard.
But this person only came to sprinkle water, and left immediately afterward.
After a while, it was still just a drop in the ocean.
Seeing that Xu Damao was slapping his leg more and more frequently, Liu Haizhong knew that he was about to lose control.
Just as he was about to make a sarcastic remark, he suddenly saw Yan Jiecheng, who lived in the front yard, hurriedly walk in.
Yan Jiecheng seemed a little anxious and didn't notice the strange atmosphere in the public restroom. He just squatted down between Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong.
But he soon realized something was wrong.
"Xu Damao, why are you staring at me like that?"
"Second Uncle, why are you like this too?"
Yan Jiecheng was speechless.
When a person is defecating, they are at their most vulnerable, and of course, they dislike being watched by others the most.
Normally, no one would be so rude.
But today was very unusual. Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong were both staring intently at him, making Yan Jiecheng feel very uncomfortable.
hiss......
Could it be that the two of them don't get along and started arguing while using the toilet?
Being caught in the middle is like suffering the consequences of two people at the same time.
"What are you thinking, kid? I'm not interested in watching you!" Liu Haizhong pinched his nose in disgust and pointed at Xu Damao, saying, "Xu Damao next to you is taking a dump without toilet paper, and I'm watching him!"
what?
Upon hearing this, Yan Jiecheng was even more bewildered.
Xu Damao doesn't bring any paper, so why are you staring at him with your bangs?
You weren't born in the Year of the Dog.
Seeing that Yan Jiecheng still didn't understand, Liu Haizhong simply said, "Now the neighborhood committee is promoting personal hygiene. I want to see how to handle it when he doesn't bring toilet paper!"
Um... okay.
Yan Jiecheng's lips twitched; he felt that Liu Haizhong's explanation was too far-fetched.
Forget it, I'd better not get involved in their affairs. I'll just finish this and leave as soon as possible.
Seeing that Yan Jiecheng was about to leave, Xu Damao hurriedly called out, "Yan Jiecheng, give me some of the paper, my legs are numb from squatting."
"Yan Jiecheng, mind your own business and stop worrying about other people!" Liu Haizhong immediately warned.
Xu Damao just stabbed me in the heart like that, I have to make him look bad!
Otherwise, he'll look down on me, the manager, even more in the future.
So what if he's the manager? Even though he's a low-ranking official, he still has some management power. What are you, Xu Damao, to dare to look down on the manager?
"Jiecheng, don't pay any attention to him. Just give me some paper, and I'll treat you to drinks another day!" Xu Damao was going all out, promising Yan Jiecheng benefits in order to solve the immediate trouble.
Given the Yan family's living conditions, Xu Damao believed that Yan Jiecheng had no reason to refuse him.
Liu Haizhong is the manager, but Yan Jiecheng's own father is also a manager, so why be afraid of him?
Whoops!
Xu Damao, please treat me to drinks.
Yan Jiecheng felt a frantic surge of excitement.
However, Yan Jiecheng looked at the paper he had brought and sighed with some distress.
He had the will, but not the ability!
"Xu Damao, I really am willing to share half with you, but look at the paper I brought. Even if I gave you all of it, it might not be enough for you, let alone half!"
Um? ? ? ?
Xu Damao took a closer look and his heart sank.
Liu Haizhong laughed out loud.
"No, Yan Jiecheng, what's wrong with you? You only brought this little bit of toilet paper? Is that enough?"
Yan Jiecheng came to defecate, carrying only a piece of paper the size of his palm!
What decent person would bring so little?
Yan Jiecheng smiled awkwardly: "Our family has always been like this. It's a habit we've had since we were little. Unless we have diarrhea, one sheet is enough."
After saying that, Yan Jiecheng demonstrated it once.
It was folded several times, then folded again.
This move completely stunned Xu Damao.
Yan Jiecheng was right just now. Even if we gave him all the paper, it wouldn't be enough!
This is a technical skill; only people from the Yan family can handle it.
抠！
They're so stingy!
When it comes to being stingy, no one can rival the Third Uncle.
No wonder he can support such a large family all by himself; family values are revealed in the details!
"You guys continue... I'll go first." Yan Jiecheng had no interest in watching the commotion in the stinky public toilet; he was done and ran away.
"Hmph, Xu Damao, let's see what you do now!" Liu Haizhong raised his chin smugly: "Weren't you just cursing so enthusiastically? Keep cursing, let's see what new tricks you can come up with!"
Little brat, you think you can fight me with my bangs? Even your dad wouldn't be a match for me!
As long as Xu Damao is kept under close watch, he can forget about maintaining a respectable image.
When the time comes, with just a little publicity, Xu Damao will have to walk with his head down for a while.
What a load of rubbish projectionist! From now on, we'll all call him the King of Shit Picking, or the guy who doesn't wipe his butt after using the toilet.
Xu Damao clenched his fists in anger as he looked at Liu Haizhong's smug expression.
Deceiving too much!
Not only do they refuse to lend money themselves, they also prevent others from lending it to them.
"What, you want to hit someone?" Liu Haizhong snorted and waved the paper in his hand: "Oh dear, so much paper, I can't possibly use it all!"
"Xu Damao, do you want some?"
As he spoke, he deliberately gesturing towards Xu Damao.
Xu Damao reached out to grab it, but Liu Haizhong was prepared and quickly withdrew, leaving Xu Damao with nothing.