Chapter 285 Breakup
Chapter 285 Breakup
After finishing training the elves at Wanyu's place, it was already evening.
But when I got back to the apartment, no one was inside.
Wherever they are, Qin Feng has probably guessed where they are going!
There is a high probability that they will go to the bar downstairs. After all, the bar downstairs is the second base for everyone in the Love Apartment.
As soon as Qin Feng arrived at the bar, he saw only Lu Zhanbo, Lin Wanyu, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian there.
"hello!"
"Good evening, Qin Feng!"
"What are you doing? Why are there only a few of you?"
"Hey, Qin Feng, you'd never imagine what happened in the apartment just now! It was very obscene and violent!"
Lu Ziqiao came up to Qin Feng and laughed.
"What happened?"
“Hehe, that Laura was proposing to Teacher Zeng in the apartment before!”
"puff!"
Qin Feng just took a sip of water and spit it out. Things between the two of them were developing too fast.
Is it time to talk about marriage so soon?
Oh, that’s not right. Ziqiao said that it was Laura who proposed to Teacher Zeng, right?
Qin Feng turned his eyes to Zeng Xiaoxian, and after getting his affirmative look, it seemed that Ziqiao did not help him.
But why is there no memory of Laura proposing to Zeng Xiaoxian in my memory?
Did I forget?
"Teacher Zeng, did you agree to her?"
Lin Wanyu asked worriedly, if Zeng Xiaoxian agreed to Laura, then Zeng Xiaoxian would not be able to stay in the apartment for a long time.
After all, Laura is a person who travels all over the world, so how could Zeng Xiaoxian let her go alone?
Maybe Laura brought back a son for Zeng Xiaoxian after her trip.
"Not yet, a few of them rushed in and interrupted me!"
"So, are you planning to thank us or kill us?"
Lu Ziqiao looked at Zeng Xiaoxian teasingly.
That scene was really exciting. Lu Ziqiao had been in the love field for many years, but this was the first time he saw a girl kneeling down to propose to a man and saying something like "marry me".
So, in Laura's mind, Zeng Xiaoxian is actually a woman.
"Woo..."
Lin Wanyu and Lu Zhanbo felt very sorry that they didn't even see this scene.
"Tsk, if only I were here, I could take a picture of it and use it to blackmail Teacher Zeng."
"Okay, stop making sarcastic remarks and leave me alone. My mind is completely confused. Aa ...
Zeng Xiaoxian covered his head and fell backwards. This kind of thing was really a headache.
What does this make people think?
"Teacher Zeng, what happened?"
"Oh, Mr. Zeng is about to have an ideological struggle. Often at this time, Mr. Zeng's brainstorming determines his subsequent actions."
Lu Ziqiao and Qin Feng knew each other well, and this was how Zeng Xiaoxian behaved whenever he encountered problems.
But as long as you don't go off track, it's fine.
"Ah, I've thought it through! I can't marry Laura, or my family will become the United Nations."
Zeng Xiaoxian just fantasized in his mind that if he really married Laura, he would suffer a lot, and it was even possible that the child would not be his own.
"Teacher Zeng, no matter what decision you make, we will support you."
Lu Zhanbo cheered Zeng Xiaoxian up.
"Yes, Zhanbo is right. We will cheer you up. You can do it."
Lin Wanyu followed and echoed Lu Zhanbo's words.
"I want to break up, I want to break up!"
Zeng Xiaoxian kept covering his head and repeating this sentence.
People seem to be crazy!
"Teacher Zeng, what's wrong with you?"
Lin Wanyu asked with concern, and her colleague rolled his eyes at Qin Feng and Lu Ziqiao who were watching the show.
Qin Feng and Lu Ziqiao shrugged helplessly. This was nothing. They had advised Zeng Xiaoxian before.
But he didn't listen to anything and just glanced at the devil. What could they say?
Now is a matter of life and death. Isn’t it a little late to think of us now?
But for Wanyu's sake, we will reluctantly offer a suggestion.
"Just imagine this scene, you're sitting next to her, and she's still joking with you without knowing anything, and then you open your mouth, and she breaks down, and starts crying, and then the two of you hug each other and cry your hearts out.
In the end, you have to tell her that it is impossible for us now and she should just go buy a cucumber!
Oh, that's cruel!"
Listening to what Zeng Xiaoxian said, Qin Feng and Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but think about it.
I think the facts will indeed develop in this direction, and it will only require some personnel changes.
Zeng Xiaoxian is the one who should cry!
"This is a normal part of a breakup, but it will never happen to you."
Qin Feng kicked Zeng Xiaoxian who was still lying on the sofa.
"Hmm? Qin Feng, why?"
Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and looked at Qin Feng in confusion, hoping for an explanation. Did Qin Feng have any better way to deal with it?
"Here, Ziqiao, you tell me, I'm sure you know it!"
Qin Feng signaled Ziqiao to speak, saying that Lu Ziqiao had rich emotional experience and it would be more appropriate for him to speak.
"Teacher Zeng, don't you understand this? Because she is Laura. Have you ever seen people in a chain boat get seasick?"
Zeng Xiaoxian snorted disdainfully.
Lu Ziqiao ignored him and started his analysis directly, while Zhanbo and Wanyu pricked up their ears to listen.
"So I think the situation should be like this: you talk to her, she looks at you quietly, you break down and cry, then she holds you in her arms and says righteously, don't cry, go to bed, you have to go to work tomorrow!
He is just talking nonsense because he has nothing better to do. "
"agree!"
Qin Feng and the other two felt that Lu Ziqiao's analysis made a lot of sense. This was exactly Zeng Xiaoxian's breakup pattern!
Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian's wretched appearance, it is impossible for him to be in the situation he described, but rather the situation that Lu Ziqiao described.
"Forget it, I'd better take a long-term view!"
Zeng Xiaoxian's procrastination came back and he started to back down.
“Teacher Zeng, this matter can’t be delayed, otherwise there will be endless troubles. Don’t worry, you can’t hurt Laura.”
Lu Ziqiao looked at him with contempt, and his problem came back again.
"Teacher Zeng, it's too late to make a decision before you force yourself on me!"
"That sounds weird to me! Are you saying that today..."
"Yes, today, right here, we can keep watch for you!"
"You kill him, and we'll help you destroy the body and clean up the scene."
Lu Ziqiao is giving Zeng Xiaoxian some bad advice here.
"Ha, by then, you will have dug up my body! How on earth should I tell her?"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao speechlessly.
"Ah, you can't say that, Mr. Zeng, don't you know your body? You can PK with ordinary gym-level elves.
She can't beat you at all. Besides, even if you don't want to fight, you still have the elves. Let your elves poison Laura and she will definitely be killed.
Who made her wander around outside for so long without even taming a single elf? "
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