dmims Chapter 24 Jiraiya: Where did my basket go again?
Chapter 24 Jiraiya: Where did my basket go again?
"What did you say?"
Jiraiya stared at the medical ninja in disbelief, his reaction even greater than when he discovered he had lost both legs. He even stood up, grabbed the medical ninja by the collar, and stared intently at him with wide eyes.
"Lord Jiraiya, because you've stayed inside for too long, you've completely lost your ability to be promoted. I'm sorry, Lord Jiraiya, we've done our best, but..."
The medical ninja took a step back, shook his head, and said with a regretful expression.
"How...how could this be...How...how did I become useless again? This can't be real, it must be an illusion..."
Jiraiya let go of his hand in a daze, sat down in disbelief, and shook his head frantically. He didn't know when, but the medical ninja had quietly left, leaving Jiraiya plenty of personal space.
Then, Jiraiya trembled as he put his hand inside his pants and touched a certain spot.
"No...no...it's...gone? How could it be gone? My...my Dan? Where...where did it go? Where is my Dan?"
Jiraiya's face turned deathly pale, his voice trembling with tears as he frantically touched the familiar object. However, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't find it. In fact, Jiraiya was quite lucky. At that time, his energy was extremely low. Although his blood was still flowing slowly, the liquid flowing from the pipe was like water, containing no energy whatsoever.
When he was rescued, not only were the cells in his lower legs completely starved to death, but some cells in his thighs and other parts of his body had also completely starved to death, including his two testicles. There was no other way but to prevent infection, they had to cut them off for Jiraiya.
At that moment, Jiraiya felt his vision go black, and a feeling of utter despair washed over him. He tried to imagine, to imagine the scenes he had once secretly witnessed, to imagine the intimate paradise he had written. However, he quickly despaired, feeling nothing at all. He no longer had that past excitement; he was completely broken.
"No...no, genjutsu...is this genjutsu? Damn it, Uchiha Tsuki, you truly live up to your reputation as a strong member of the Uchiha clan; your genjutsu is terrifying...Gah! Mere genjutsu, watch me break it! Gaa!!!"
The next moment, Jiraiya's face became extremely ferocious. He couldn't accept this reality. How could he, the teacher of the legendary Sannin of Konoha and the future savior, be defeated by a guy who appeared out of nowhere, had no reputation, and was just an ordinary person before!
Quack! Illusion! This is illusion magic!!!
"Jiraiya, wake up now! Croak!!!"
boom!
A powerful surge of chakra erupted from Jiraiya's body, surging and roaring wildly within him. The next moment, Jiraiya closed his eyes and began to feel his own body.
"That's right, my body, I feel it! Hands, move your teeth!! Ribbit! Uchiha Tsuki, I'm going to blast your damned genjutsu apart!!!"
A powerful and overwhelming blow slammed into Jiraiya's face.
puff!
One by one, teeth mixed with blood spurted from Jiraiya's mouth, embedding themselves in the hospital room wall like bullets. This punch nearly shattered Jiraiya's head, leaving him dazed and disoriented, almost killing him with his own blows.
bump!
Jiraiya collapsed weakly onto the bed, convulsing, tears streaming down his face.
"How...how could this be? No, this pain is so real. No, it's not an illusion? How could it not be an illusion? How could it be real? Alas, no...it's impossible...how could I really be ruined?"
Jiraiya's face was swollen, and he mumbled incoherently, his tone full of confusion, disbelief, and incredulity. When people suddenly suffer a major blow, they can go crazy and doubt reality. Clearly, the blow he was dealing with was too great for Jiraiya.
If it were just a broken leg, that would be fine, but unfortunately, his basket, just like that Indian guy's, disappeared without a trace when he woke up. How could this old lecher possibly accept that? He just couldn't stand it!
After all, he wasn't the kind of person who would willingly let his basket drift away to feed the fish.
bump!
"Lord Jiraiya, what's going on? Has someone launched a sneak attack?"
The door not far away was kicked open, and Nara Shikaku and the others who were waiting outside rushed in. They then saw Jiraiya lying on the bed, coughing up blood and with a swollen face, having suffered a heavy blow.
"Xi, no, no one attacked us. Let me out, let me have some peace and quiet. Don't come in! I'm fine!"
Jiraiya shook his head, waved his hand, lowered his head, his face was sad and he was disheartened. The others looked at each other. They naturally knew what had happened to Jiraiya. The current Jiraiya was no longer a man. If they were suddenly faced with such a situation, they probably wouldn't be much better off.
"Oh right, call the medical ninja over and help me put my tooth back in."
Jiraiya looked up at the teeth embedded in the wall, filled with worry. Would these teeth decay? No! He was already crippled in both legs and had just ascended to heaven; he didn't want to lose his teeth too.
Soon after, the medical ninja carefully pried Jiraiya's teeth off the wall and discovered that one was missing.
Not long ago, outside the window.
A figure appeared under the window; it was a woman with a delicate, feminine appearance.
"Jirai was here too..."
Orochimaru fell into deep thought. After entering, he had inquired about what had happened in Konoha, and what he had heard from Nagato and the others was pretty much the same. Originally, he planned to go directly to the old site of Konoha to see for himself, but after hearing that Jiraiya had returned seriously injured, he changed his mind and decided to come here instead.
pat!
Suddenly, a white tooth fell out of the window, about to hit Orochimaru on the head. However, as a ninja, was Orochimaru so easily ambushed by a tooth?
Orochimaru suddenly raised his hand and, with lightning speed, pinched the tooth.
"..."
Orochimaru frowned as he looked at the tooth, then shook his head. "So unprofessional! They're just throwing away patients' body parts like that. Under the tutelage of my teacher and that old bastard Danzo, Konoha's become this mess...it's unbelievable..."