dmims Chapter 554 I'm a Fresh Meat
Chapter 554 I'm a Fresh Meat
Chapter 554 I'm a Fresh Meat
The phone bug is a unique creature of One Piece. When connected to another party, it will show part of the other party's appearance characteristics and expressions.
Therefore, Yang Ming quickly gained knowledge.
"Moses, Moses."
After the phone bug murmured for a while, it suddenly changed its face. Its mouth was like two thick red sausages superimposed on top of each other, and its pupils were wide open, and terrifying bloodshots could be seen.
"How are things going?"
Baron Eggy glanced at Yang Ming, and he was willing to go all out. He bit his nerve and said, "Mom Sang, Yang Ming said that he has a girlfriend, so..."
Before he finished speaking, a cold killing intent traveled through thousands of distances and passed through the eyes of the phone bug to everyone.
Grumpy, furious, chaotic...
All negative emotions, containing malicious killing intent, are like a whirlwind blowing, making people suffocate!
From the phone bug's mouth, came a bloody sentence.
At this moment, in everyone's eyes, there seemed to be a hallucination, a mountain of corpses and a sea of bones rushed towards their faces, and the suffocating smell of blood permeated the surroundings.
"Did you tell him that if he doesn't agree, I will come to bloodbath the entire Chambord Islands!"
Aunt yelled these words almost hysterically, and you can see that the phone bug's eyes widened violently, and there were more bloodshot bloodshots, making it look like a devil.
Oh my God!
Baron Eggy only has [-] creatures surnamed grass and Nima running in his mind, so what's the use of me saying everything!
A ball of sadness welled up in his heart, he was about to cry and faint in the toilet!
Fortunately, seeing his appearance, Yang Ming knew that he was just an errand runner, so he snatched the phone bug from his hand.
"Hi, old hag."
As soon as Yang Ming finished speaking, Baron Eggy suddenly showed a terrified expression, as if the sky was falling, and he was in a bad mood!
As for Shanks on the side, he gave Yang Ming a thumbs up silently, and actually said the title that my brother has been holding back for so many years, I am convinced!
On the other end of the phone bug, there was a very short suffocation. I'm afraid she never expected that someone would talk to her like that.
"who are you?"
A depressive and violent voice spit out from the mouth of the phone bug, like the depressing weather before the storm, making people feel very uncomfortable.
Yang Ming didn't notice it, his face still had a calm expression.
"Oh, I'm the Yang Ming you're looking for."
quiet!
Embarrassingly quiet!
Originally, aunt Charlotte Lingling thought that some bastard who spoke rudely should be given a good lesson, and she had already prepared a draft in her heart.
But it never occurred to her that things went beyond her expectations, and she didn't act according to the script at all!
The person who called her an old witch turned out to be the one she wanted to force into marriage!
This is awkward!
Maybe it was because I couldn't turn the corner for a while, but after a while, the phone bug made its sound again.
"So it's Yang Ming, I miss you so much!"
The aunt changed her tone of a tyrant in the past, like a girl about to get married, her tone was full of tenderness, as if she was really talking to her fiancé.
It can be seen that at this moment, the phone line is actually very humane, showing the expression of the aunt at this time, with bloodshot eyes full of horror, and red hearts appearing, like two thick red sausages superimposed Lips become more vivid and vivid, as if applying lipstick.
vomit!It's so ugly I can't make it up anymore!
Not to mention Yang Ming, facing the appearance of the phone bug at this time, it was like a bolt from the blue, and the whole person was stunned!
Can you imagine a middle-aged aunt making coy gestures like a girl, holding her face in her hands, and showing a nympho to you?
Coupled with her pie face, elephant legs, and bucket waist, I just ask you if you are not appetizing!
It was always Yang Ming who shocked others, and today was the first time that Yang Ming was stunned, stunned and at a loss!
Perhaps because he felt that what he said just now was not enough to express his love, at this time the phone bug actually made a gesture of pursing his mouth.
Could it be that……
Yang Ming's pupils shrank suddenly, feeling that something was wrong.
Sure enough, the next moment, there was a bang.
Yang Ming was actually blown kissed by his aunt through the air!
Thinking of Auntie's face that was bigger than him, with vermilion lips imprinted on her face like two thick red sausages superimposed, even if it was just blowing kisses from across the air, it made Yang Ming get goose bumps all over his body!
Then, it's not over yet!
At this time, the aunt continued to add fuel to the fire, and said loudly in her wonderful soprano voice:
"Ah~Yang Ming, I love you like a mouse loves rice~"
puff!puff!puff!
Hahaha!Hahaha! !
Shanks has been holding back for a long time, and now he finally couldn't help it, burst into laughter!
The size of Big Mom and Yang Ming, in a sense, is really the difference between a mouse and a rice!
Shanks was laughing, thinking rather strangely in his heart, when did Charlotte Lingling become so artistic?
As everyone knows, at this time and on this road, the aunt is also very painful. No matter, she is holding a draft in her hand and reading the lines, trying to pose as a little woman, it is not easy!
Before the aunt could continue talking, the corner of Yang Ming's mouth twitched fiercely, and he silently blocked the line, cutting off the connection with the other party.
Shanks hugged Yang Ming, and couldn't help teasing: "Yang Ming, look how much Charlotte likes you, you just follow her!"
What is obedience to others, would you say you!
Yang Ming rolled his eyes, as a man, how could he succumb to his aunt!
On the opposite side, Baron Eggy looked at Yang Ming who cut off contact with Aunt without saying a word, his face was full of horror.
You don't need to think about how irritable the aunt will be at this time!
Baron Dandan was full of sadness in his heart, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and tried his best to make amends.
"Yang Ming, is it really okay for you to hang up like this?"
Yang Ming shrugged, with a fearless expression on his face, "I'm showing my attitude, I won't marry my aunt, let her die!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the system prompt sounded in his ears.
"Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission: refuse forced marriage, start with you."
"Mission description: As a man, how can he be conquered by women? To do so is to conquer women. Please do your best to dispel aunt Charlotte Lingling's idea of getting married!"
"Mission reward: a random item."
the other end.
When the aunt Charlotte Lingling finished reciting the lines in sweat and came back to her senses, she realized that the other party had hung up the phone long ago and hadn't listened to what she was saying at all.
Aunt: "..."
Her pupils, which were already big enough, widened a lot again, and the pupils were covered with bloodshot eyes, which looked very strange and frightening.
Drops of corrosive liquid dripped from the corner of her mouth, "I'm so hungry~"
(End of this chapter)