147. Broomstick little spider?
147. Broomstick little spider?
"I'm scared to death. What's going on? Someone wants to catch me. They don't plan to catch me and cut me into slices, do they?" Little Spider Peter, who was frightened, patted his chest with a pale face.
It's been several days since he got the spider power. Tonight was the first time he went out. He planned to do some good deeds, but as soon as he finished doing good deeds, he met a weirdo.
He also tied himself up with an iron chain. The iron chain......
Peter touched it curiously, and found that the chain was no longer moving, like a dead thing, but why could it bind him as flexibly as a snake just now?
Peter's academic attribute suddenly appeared, and he wanted to take it back and study it carefully. Could it be some kind of high technology?
I have already added a lot of pictures in my mind, such as spider silk automatically flying out to tie people up.
Before he could think about it, the iron chain suddenly came to life again. This time, it not only tied up his upper body, but also tied his two feet tightly so that he could not move.
While Spider-Man was panicking, Roger slowly walked out from behind the building.
"You...what are you going to do? Please don't hurt me. I haven't done anything illegal?" Little Spider was shocked.
"No, you did it. You sprayed protein everywhere in the high-rise building. It's very unhygienic, and the sanitation workers can't clean it."
After saying that, Roger slowly squatted down, opened the little spider's hand and took a look.
There is a flesh-colored bump on it, which you can't see unless you look carefully.
"Is this what you use to shoot spider silk?" Roger asked curiously, and pressed it by the way, which made some Q bombs. "Shoot a spider silk and see, and I will let you go."
Spider-Peter felt flushed, a bit like he was insulted, although that was exactly what he was using.
"Spider silk is composed of complex proteins in spiders. If you, a human, spray so much protein, wouldn't you be malnourished?"
Although he was caught, his spider sense did not sense danger. Peter gradually became relieved and could only whisper, "No, it's just that the spider silk has been sprayed too much. I'm very hungry at night. I just need to eat more meat." ....."
"No, no, you are prone to aging prematurely. My uncle will teach you a way. You can get a spider silk sprayer and put it on your wrist instead. From now on, you will give priority to using the spider silk liquid on the swing, so you won't be afraid."
"You should also know that the number of cell regenerations in the human body is limited, so if you don't find a replacement, I'm afraid that when you find a girlfriend in the future, you will look like a bad old man, and no one will want you."
After seeing Little Spider's hands, Roger was no longer interested in tying him up, and directly retracted the chain, causing Little Spider to keep looking at Roger's butt, wondering how such a long chain disappeared.
"Oh..." Little Spider Peter scratched his head, and then asked, "How to make a spider silk launcher? What materials are used..."
Waterfalk?you ask me?
Roger said angrily, "I don't know. I'll think of a way myself. If I don't think of it, just continue to use your own body's protein, which will cause premature aging. For spider liquid, won't you refer to the spider silk secreted by your body? Okay, I I have something else to do, bye."
Riding my own Harley motorcycle, I went home——
After Roger left, little spider Peter lay on the ground and sniffed with his nose, "I remember your smell..."
Then the little spider scratched his head and felt a little flustered after being reminded like this. He was still in the developmental stage and was losing too much protein every day...
It's one thing to have premature aging in appearance, but it won't affect your married life by then. Thinking of this, Little Spider shuddered.
As we all know, men's stuff is also made of protein. The little spider looked at his hands and saw that his own spider silk was also made of complex proteins...
Roger still didn't know that Peter's spider gene actually gave him a dog-like sense of smell, and he didn't know that the little spider was actually planning to find him.
What to do if you can't sleep at night, of course, play poker with your good friends.
Roger happily hid in Maria's apartment, played poker with her all night, and discussed continuing to appear on the talent show.
To be honest, this type of thing is just a novelty. After going there once, Roger was no longer interested.
But if you promise someone, it’s hard to regret it...
The next day, Roger changed into a vest and went to the concert with Maria and the others, which was at a TV station in New York, not too far away.
There were also some lucky spectators at the scene who had paid money. Of course, most of them were the TV station's own people. They were actors invited to avoid special circumstances.
Before going on stage to record the show, Roger accidentally saw a familiar figure, and his heart skipped a beat...
Although he looked unfamiliar, the smell of his soul was unmistakable. It was the little spider from last night. This guy actually came to be a temporary audience?
What is this guy doing here?Roger couldn't help but mutter in his heart. He just caught someone last night, and now he met someone again. There must be too much ape dung.
After Maria and the others came on stage, the little spider sniffed around in the crowd like a puppy. Unfortunately, there were too many people around, and with the overwhelming smell of perfume, he couldn't distinguish them for a while.
Everyone knows that white people and black people have strong body odor, so they are used to wearing perfume...
Mixed in the crowd, there are piles of body odor mixed with the smell of perfume, which makes the dog's nose confused, let alone the spider's sense of smell.
Roger almost laughed out loud.
"Now, let's invite the Hell Band to sing their latest work for us."
After the host's introduction, Roger and his four-member Hell Band officially started recording the show. Because Roger rarely used his true face when going out, Little Spider couldn't recognize him.
Halfway through the recording of the program, several cars stopped outside, and a group of tough robbers broke into the TV station. They wanted to do a live broadcast here.
And because the soundproofing was so good, no one inside knew that a robber had entered.
blah blah——
Gunshots rang out, and many people knelt on the ground and did not dare to move.
"Listen, where is the director of your TV station? Where did he die?" a robber asked, grabbing a man in a suit.
"He...he went to his lover's house. He usually doesn't go to work and only comes over for meetings." The man in the suit stammered.
"Arrange a live TV broadcast for us immediately, do you hear me? Otherwise we will kill someone every minute."
"Oh, okay, please don't hurt us..."
They hurriedly went out to make arrangements. Only when they entered Roger's studio did Roger know that a robber had entered the TV station.
"Sure enough, superheroes are all disasters. Wherever you go, there are bad guys..." Roger put his head in his hands and muttered to himself, looking at the position of the little spider.
"Luo, what are you talking about?" Maria, who also held her head in her hands, asked curiously.
"It's nothing. Let's keep closer to the wall. Be careful if they shoot us and feed us peanuts."
Many people know that when you encounter a robber with a gun, the first thing you do is run. If you can't run, don't resist, just squat down and hold your head and don't move.
Maria thought that Roger was only good at exorcism, so it was not surprising that he squatted down with his head in his hands. After all, in her world view, firearms were the most powerful, and the exorcists in the movie were killed with just one bullet.
Little did he know that Roger was planning to watch a show. He watched the little spider move his body quietly and planned to take the opportunity to find a deserted place to change clothes.
"Then cover him..." Roger quietly told Maria not to speak or move.Then he stood up and shouted to the robber.
"Um...Mr. Robber, I'm a little urgent now and want to go to the toilet..."
One of the robbers smiled ferociously and said, "Okay, no problem, just pee in your pants."
Roger said angrily, "Ah, you are not even allowed to use the toilet. You are violating the symbol of freedom."
The robber laughed and said, "No, we didn't stop you from going to the toilet, we just made you pee in your pants. It's the same thing if you pee in your pants."
Talent, Roger had no choice but to give up and continue to squat while pretending to be indignant.
At the moment when he was talking to the robber, the little spider jumped out of the window without making any sound, probably to change clothes.
"Um...Sir, the broadcast is ready..." One of the hosts stammered over.
"Oh, let's start quickly. By the way, notify the police outside and ask them to bring some pizza. I'm starving." The robber leader cursed.
The psychological quality of these robbers is okay, Roger tsk-tsked. The police were surrounding the TV station, but they still remained calm.
Such a strong psychological quality is very rare~
"Um, sir, what do you want? Do you want money? All the money of our TV station is in the bank." The host asked stammering.
"Hahahahaha~" The robbers laughed wildly.
"Don't worry, if you cooperate well, we won't ask for money and we won't kill anyone."
When the broadcast officially started, the robber proudly said to the TV, "Oh, this is my first time on TV. Policemen in front of the TV, listen, I want you to release the prisoners in prison." Lucas Till, otherwise I will kill one person in one minute from now on."
"By the way, bring me some pizza and drinks, otherwise don't blame me for killing people, hahaha."
Lucas Till?A gang leader in a felon prison?
Roger frowned. Surely these people weren't planning to ask the police to let him go and make false accusations in the east?
Just when the robber was about to continue the live broadcast and chatter about something, a man in a spider uniform came in quickly.
Roger took a look and saw that the little spider could come in here. It was obvious that he had solved all the robbers outside. The spider crawled silently, and with his extraordinary strength, it would not be easy to solve a few robbers.
However, things did not go so smoothly. Several hostages stared at the ceiling like fools, which aroused the curiosity of the robbers. When they looked up, the little spider was immediately exposed.
Roger couldn't help but cover his face. He wasn't afraid of a strong enemy, but he was afraid of having pig teammates.
"There are enemies, shoot~"
Bah bah bah! !
Several bullets hit the ceiling, but did not hit the little spider. He quickly dodged it, then jumped down next to the robber leader, and knocked him out with one punch. Even though the fist was small, he looked like an underage boy. .
Not everyone can bear a heavyweight fist of more than one ton.
Several other robbers had their hands stuck by the strands of spider silk that the little spider instantly sprayed out.
But his experience was obviously insufficient. The robbers stood very carefully, forming a circle to ensure that no one could hide.
When the little spider jumped down, Roger quietly threw out a projection clone.
When several robbers were beating up Little Spider, the last few had been knocked unconscious by Roger's clones. If they were in the wild, they wouldn't be burned to ashes with just one Eye of Judgment, but in the city, it's better to be civilized and leave it to them. Police it.
blah blah——
One of the robbers, regardless of the fact that his own men were still there, picked up a rifle and fired directly, leaving the little spider in a panic. The most terrible thing was that he was hiding while grabbing the stunned robber on the ground to avoid bullets.
If others use enemies to block bullets, it would be better for him to save the enemy in turn, for fear that the robber will be shot.
Fortunately, one of them seemed to have discovered something and quickly stopped his companion from continuing to shoot. Then he casually grabbed a hostage from the ground and put a gun to his head.
"Put down the gun..." No, there was a gun over there with Little Spider. The robber quickly changed his words, "Put down the man and don't move, or I will kill this hostage."
Roger blinked, this robber was a little stupid, he had so many choices to choose from, and he chose himself...
"Leave me alone, deal with them~" Roger shouted at the little spider.
"Shut up, if you talk any more I'll kill you." The robber threatened fiercely.
"You shoot, you kill, you kill one me, and there are thousands of me."
Robber: ".........."
What happened today? A spider-like person came. First he knocked them to the ground three or two times, and then a hostage who was not afraid of death came.
Fortunately, the little spider opposite was a good guy and didn't ignore the hostages and attack directly.
The little spider put down the robber and raised his hands high, "Don't... I put the person down. Don't hurt the hostage. Let's discuss anything. As long as you don't hurt anyone, I will try my best to communicate with the police and let them give you The sentence will be a few years shorter.”
Let me go, is this human talk?
As expected, the robber's face turned red with anger at the little spider's words, and he raised his gun and opened fire. Unfortunately, the spider sense was a magical prediction, and Peter dodged every bullet perfectly.
Just when he emptied the magazine and was about to change it, the little spider took action. A shot of spider silk hit his hand steadily, and then with a strong pull, the robber and Roger, the hostage, fell to the ground.
The last robber was stunned. He didn't know if he knew that the gun was probably useless against the little spider, so he took out a remote control.
"Don't move, or I will blow up this building. We had already secretly placed many bombs in the building when we entered."
"Bomb?" Little Spider was frightened. He didn't have much experience in dealing with this situation. What should he do?
At this time, a cold voice came, "Are you talking about these bombs?"
After saying that, he threw several remote-controlled bombs with their fuses removed on the ground.
The little spider and the robber opened their eyes wide and shouted in unison:
"Batman?"
[PS, it’s the protagonist’s vest, not DC]
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