dmims Chapter 205 Doflamingo is an excellent candidate for comedian.
Chapter 205 Doflamingo is an excellent candidate for comedian.
Chapter 205 Doflamingo is an excellent candidate for comedian.
June of 1494 in the Haiyuan calendar.
Hawke's Island, Beihai
The Kingdom of Nordis is a renowned economic power in the North Sea, and also one of the few wealthy nations in the North Sea.
A wealthy economy naturally translates to strong military power.
Otherwise, in this North Sea region rife with the flowers of war, Nordis could not have maintained its status as a wealthy nation indefinitely.
【Nodis Kingdom - Central Avenue】
"Hehehe~~ Dover Dover, we got our commission!"
The boy sitting at the dessert stall analyzing news looked up, his sunglasses flashing.
"You're back, Torrepol, Pica, Diamanti, and Vergo. You guys are so slow."
"It took some time to collect the money, young master Dover."
A high-pitched voice, incongruous with Pica's strong physique, came from his mouth.
"However, the king still paid the money obediently, and it was double."
"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore. If Pele's gone, we can just steal more!"
Doflamingo put down his newspaper and pointed to several names that were circled.
"Ready to go, let's check this place out!"
"Those Germa ghouls have appeared out of nowhere and are now declaring war on four nations with the strength of a single country!"
"This is big news! Let's go check it out."
Diamanti picked up the newspaper, only glancing at the circled parts.
"I see, Dover. You believe the four kingdoms can't defeat the Germa Kingdom?"
"It's more than just being unable to win!"
Doflamingo sneered, looking quite disdainful.
"Don't forget, didn't we encounter those monsters a while ago?"
"Those fearless, insane soldiers—the Germa Kingdom's evil legion is not something the four nations can defeat."
"Let alone victory, once this war begins, it will probably end quickly with overwhelming force."
"Before that, let's go to the four countries and swindle some money to spend. We can also use their name to test the fighting power of that terrifying army of the Germa Kingdom."
Torrepol took out a booklet of wanted posters from his pocket.
Unlike the pirate wanted posters issued by the World Government and the Navy, this wanted poster lists only the most famous kings or nobles of the North Blue.
It is a bounty notice unique to Beihai.
"Of those four kingdoms, there is a large one, Dover, if you wish to go..."
A picture of King Goldbeard was placed on the table.
Vergo pulled out a dagger and plunged it into the king's forehead.
"Let's go here. He must be the leader of the four-nation alliance."
"Maybe he'd be willing to spend money to buy information on the evil legion, and then hire us to fight for him as well."
[Gabriel G. Burns (image)]
Doflamingo glanced at the photo on the wanted poster.
"Let's go, to the Kingdom of Gabriel!"
Several days later, in the Kingdom of Gabriel.
"That's a giant, isn't it?!"
"My God, this is terrifying! Are there giants in the North Sea?"
"Idiot! Are you out of your mind?! Take your hand back right now! That giant killed the House Pirates so easily!"
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Listening to the noisy chatter of the crowd, Loki picked at his ear with annoyance.
"Ugh, so annoying! All this noise, I'm feeding you!"
"If you want to fight, I'll give you three moves. If not, get lost! Stop your nonsense in front of me!"
"If you utter another word, I'll smash you all to pieces!"
Whoosh—!
The crowd disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Honestly, why did you come to such a boring place, brother?"
Loki fell backward, crushing a dozen or so fir trees, and looked listlessly at the sky.
"This is completely boring. It would have been more fun to stay in Wano Country and teach Enel a lesson."
"Hurry up and send a strong fighter to fight me!!"
"Are all the people of Beihai such spineless cowards?!"
Tap tap tap... Footsteps approached, but Loki did not react.
"Feed~~~"
"Get lost, you ant. I'm not in the mood to fight the weak right now."
"A giant! That's really rare. Can giants really appear in the North Sea?"
Vergo drew his pistol, seemingly waiting for some command.
"Young Master, shall we make a move? Giants should be quite valuable, right?"
valuable?
Hearing the childish voices lingering in his ears, Loki turned to the side, propped his head up with his left arm, and picked his nose with his right pinky finger.
"Hey, you were the one who spoke just now, weren't you? I'm right here, you can try and see if your toy can break my skin."
*Smack*
A clump of booger landed squarely on Vergo's head.
"Hahaha~~~ You guessed it!"
As Vergo raised his pistol to attack, veins bulged on his forehead, but he found Torrepol and Diamanti standing in front of him as if facing a formidable enemy.
"Why would a pirate like you, the top rank commander of the Beasts Pirates, appear in a place like the North Blue!?"
The clothes turned into a flowing, viscous liquid, and Torrebol protected the person behind him as they slowly retreated.
"Sorry, we were just passing through."
"Wait, it really is you guys. Big brother guessed right again."
Loki sat up and carefully took a newspaper out of his pocket.
"Don Quixote Doflamingo, is that you?"
Doflamingo's face turned somewhat pale as Loki stared at him.
It wasn't from being scared.
He felt a powerful aura watching over him.
Conqueror's Haki burst forth from his body unconsciously.
Torrepol tried to stop him, but it was too late.
"Wait, Dover!!"
"Pica, Diamanti! Take the young master away, I'll stay behind—!!!"
——！
A demonic aura burst forth, and upon contact, Doflamingo's Conqueror's Haki was crushed and shattered.
Loki's lips curled up, and his eyes widened again.
boom!!!
Several cracks appeared in the ground.
"Hey kid, didn't I tell you to come over?!"
Trebol and the others who were blocking Doflamingo rolled their eyes upwards, their swords and spears fell to the ground, and they collapsed to one side.
"Loki, shut your mouth! Most of the people in the capital have fainted, you idiot!"
Loki immediately suppressed his arrogance and transformed into a simple and harmless little lamb.
She even pointed at Doflamingo with a wronged expression when the man approached.
"Brother, he started it."
Bazel handed the large ice cream to Loki, then licked his own double scoop.
"That seagull spirit analyzed your plans to participate in the war between the four kingdoms, and it turned out he was right. You did indeed appear within the territory of the largest kingdom."
"It wasn't in vain that Loki and I waited here for you for a week, Don Quixote Doflamingo."
"Who are you----"
Doflamingo wanted to find out who Bazel was, but his expression changed drastically after seeing his face.
He lowered his head and remained silent.
He's not stupid.
He knew when he could be arrogant and when he needed to rein in his temper.
The North Sea doesn't have many enemies that can rival them, but the Grand Line does!
The man in front of me stands at the very top of the pirate world!
"Bazel, the calamity of the Beasts Pirates, why would a great pirate like you appear in the small North Blue?"
"And how do you know my name?"
Bazel crouched down and suddenly stretched out his right hand.
"Come be my son, Doflamingo!"
"I'll show you the best scenery in the world!"
Doflamingo looked up in disbelief: "You bastard, you bastard—are you kidding me?!"
"Pfft~~ Hahahaha!!!"
Loki slapped the ground and laughed wildly.
"I knew it, brother! How could you possibly get a godson this way!"
"I just don't understand how that white-bearded guy did it, he just stretched out his hand and a son appeared, hahaha~~~"
Bazel wasn't angry; he looked down at his right hand.
"That's strange. Is there something different about a man's right hand?"
"A man with a white beard can easily have a son, why can't I?"
Bang--!!
A bullet flew out, but was caught between two fingers by Bazel.
"That move is called catching a bullet bare-handed, isn't it cool?"
Doflamingo's face darkened: "Kill me if you want, who do you think I am—ouch!"
Bazel's powerful right fist was emitting blue smoke.
"Kid, don't call yourself 'I' when you're talking to adults, especially when you're in front of adults who are many times stronger than you."
"Come on, call me Dad, and I'll help you become stronger."
"Don't even think about it!"
Doflamingo's eyes were bloodshot and bulging as he stared intently at Bazel.
It was as if this would kill the man.
If it weren't for the large, red-glowing bump on his head, Loki swore he would have been extremely impressed by the brat's courage.
but----
戳~
"What are you doing! It hurts, you bastard!!"
Doflamingo took a step back, avoiding the giant's finger poking at the bump on his head.
"Hahaha~~ This guy, this guy is super cute!"
Loki laughed until tears welled up in his eyes.
"I'm about to collapse, bro! This guy's got the makings of a comedian!"