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Looking at Datou's new house in the distance, as shown in the picture, Ding Xiaoyi had a particularly bright smile on his face, and that kind of eyes seemed to have a feeling of hope for a child to become a dragon.
It is believed that after the incident of sending medicine by the blood river, the big head has already become one of the upstarts among the many top gods in the underworld.
No one dared to treat the big head as an ordinary big head man.
In fact, what Ding Xiaoyi doesn't know is how terrible the big head's reputation is now. I don't know when it started in the underworld.
It means that if you stole Du Ziren's sheep, if you die, you will be severely punished by Du Ziren, beaten to death and thrown into the eighteen hells.
But if you offend the big head, Hum Tian Ling Gai will blow away for you, you are truly the uncrowned king.
"Hey, I'm starting to envy the big head!"
Liao Qiu looked at the cheerful appearance of the big head among the gods in the distance, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
A big-headed barbarian can be mixed up to this extent. Throughout the ages, there is only one big-headed man like this.
"Hey, yes, we may not be able to live to such a state as the big head."
Ding Xiaoyi nodded, the big head treated people very sincerely, very down-to-earth, and didn't care much.
It is not easy to say that you are an honest person, but it is also a realm to be able to infect everyone around you with this sincerity and happiness.
While the two were chatting, two figures, one black and one white, woke up in front of them.
It was Xie Qifan Ba, the brother and sister who got together every day, as if they couldn't get enough of each other, they came to the door with two jars of wine.
"Congratulations to Shangjun for Xi Tianlin'er, such a small gift, Shangjun don't want to be laughed at."
Xie Qi Fan Ba brought two altars of wine and said: "This wine is made from a kind of grain called Gui Zi Xin in the Underworld. The longer the time, the stronger the aroma of the wine. You can bury it in the soil. After [-] years of happy spring and autumn, take it out and it will surely be fragrant for ten miles."
"I have a heart, I have a heart."
Ding Xiaoyi hurriedly asked the meat ball to take it over.
He had a good impression of Xie Qi Fan Ba, and he didn't drink less of their wine, and he specially sent invitations to the two of them for this big banquet.
"Please please please" After sending the two people in, another group of people came soon.
Liao Qiu's eyes lit up when he saw the person coming: "Here he is, you can talk to this person later, remember what I taught you before."
When Ding Xiaoyi heard the words, he saw a big man with iron face, curly temples, leopard head with ring eyes, big belly and broad shoulders, with a slovenly appearance, and he staggered when he walked, like a drunken man.
This person is the senior that the bad old man told himself.
Speaking of which, he is also his immediate boss, Zhong Kui, Zhong Tianshi.
Tutu and the others reminded themselves that this guy is known as the first iron in the underworld, and the emperor dared to contradict him.
As long as it is within the scope of his authority, you are considered the emperor's illegitimate son, and when it is time to reprimand you, you are not ambiguous at all.
If he abuses his power, embezzles and commits fraud, this guy will dare to turn his face and be ruthless, and directly throw him into the Eighteen Hells.
Therefore, those who served under him all complained and refused to give up, and were poor.
So when the emperor appointed him as an official, it seemed that he was deliberately assigned to Zhong Kui.
The two hurried forward, only to hear Liao Qiu stretch out his hand to support Zhong Kui's arm with a smile on the side: "Hey, Master Zhong, you are finally here, how is it, the clubhouse I introduced to you last time is not bad, is that Younger brother just opened it in Yangshi, please take care of Master Zhong in the future.”
Zhong Kui's leopard eyes widened when he heard this, and he curled his mouth and said, "No, no, the peach blossoms are red as soon as you enter the door, and the heart is smelly and sour. Mouth? Hmph, disgusting, really disgusting!"
Liao Qiu's forehead was full of embarrassment, and he thought to himself: "Isn't it because of the money in your pocket, is it natural to go to work in the clubhouse? You still dislike other people's silicone?? They don't even dislike your beard piercing people."
But he still quickly apologized and said: "Yes, yes, I will find you an elegant one next time."
As he spoke, he quickly winked at Ding Xiaoyi.
Seeing this, he hastened to follow what Liao Qiu taught him before: "Ding Xiaoyi, the next official, pay homage to Tianshi Zhong."
Zhong Kui looked Ding Xiaoyi up and down after hearing the words, and curled his lips: "The emperor gave you ten years to sweep away the evil spirits in the world, how many have you caught now?"
"sweat"
The corner of Ding Xiaoyi's mouth twitched, even if Tutu and the others had greeted him and said that his immediate boss was as hard as iron, even if their relationship existed, it might not be easy.
But unexpectedly, the Shangguan began to torture his performance as soon as he arrived.
Fortunately, he was well prepared, and calmly followed Liao Qiu's words:
"If you want to do good things first, you must first sharpen your weapons. I have already established Beimang College in Yangshi, recruiting students from all over the world, teaching them supernatural powers, and passing down skills. I just wait for everyone to become strong, and I will sweep the world's evil spirits."
Zhong Kui pinched his beard and smiled coldly after hearing this: "Okay, I'm pretty lazy."
After finishing speaking, he sneered and said: "The emperor sealed you, why didn't you come to report?"
"Er"
It seems that the old man mentioned this matter early in the morning, saying that he asked himself to go to the city of death to get a set of official equipment, and he forgot when he had too many things.
Seeing that he was silent, Zhong Kui curled his lips and casually threw him a big burden: "Hmph, I think you still have something to do, this time I will punish you with three months' salary."
"Ah, what about the salary??"
Ding Xiaoyi was taken aback, he didn't expect that he could still be paid.
It's no wonder that he would think of this matter, there's no way, my grandfather left a whole house of money for himself, I dare not say that he has nearly [-] million people like Brother Qiu, but he also has a family of a little bit of [-] million.
The corner of Zhong Kui's mouth twitched, he knew that this kid had an amazing background and he didn't care about a little salary, but he wanted to be punished more, but he could be punished for a few crimes.
He could only say with a dark face: "From now on, come to me every three months to report on the progress of the work. If you dare to delay, hehe, I don't care if you are behind the Great Demon King of Beiyin, or the Great Emperor will support you.",
Ding Xiaoyi nodded his head like garlic, but he was not angry in his heart. After all, Tutu and the others had already greeted him, and they knew that Zhong Kui had this temperament.
If you are in a hurry and directly contradict the emperor, no one will give face.
He said in his heart: "Sure enough, the iron face is selfless, and the first iron in the underworld. If it is someone else, they may not dare to say this."
"Walk, go, go to drink, go to drink."
Liao Qiu smiled and pulled Zhong Kui into the door, leaving only Ding Xiaoyi standing at the door as a welcome boy.
When he opened the package and took a look, he saw a black official uniform inside, with a tiger-like figure embroidered on it, but it didn't look like a tiger, but it looked mighty.
There is also a black gauze hat and an official seal.
Pick it up and take a look, it says: "Ding Xiaoyi is so handsome" in big characters
Well, in fact, he didn't know what was written, so let's take it like this.
In addition, there is also a treasured sword, but this thing belongs to the underworld standard equipment, it is a relatively rubbish kind, and it is useless if you have Huang Quan in your hand.
In short, this bag of things is exactly his official equipment, so he put it away carefully.
Just this time, I saw nine dragons flying towards the door, pulling a carriage.
Ding Xiaoyi recognized Du Ziren's car at a glance.
Hurry up and greet him.
Seeing that the curtain of the car was lifted, Du Ziren got out of the car with a dark face, and looked at the new chaimu house, and couldn't help but take a few more glances.
The last time he was locked in the car, he didn't see clearly what was going on outside the car at all. Now that he saw Chai Mu's new house for the first time, he couldn't help being a little surprised.
It was much better than the luxurious palace he had expected. Although it was a bit rustic, it fit the image of a farmhouse.
Just picking up his nose and sniffing, he smelled the fragrance of his own chilong sheep, and immediately felt even more distressed.
But after thinking about it, there are Wufu pigs to eat, so my mood suddenly improved a lot.
"Congratulations. Netherland has been the land of the dead for thousands of years. If your child can be born in Netherland, you will have great luck in the future."
Du Ziren squinted his eyes, and spoke more politely than Zhong Kui. After congratulating Ding Xiaoyi, he immediately took out a box and handed it to him: "Small gift, just treat it as a play for children."
"Brother Du, you are welcome!"
Ding Xiaoyi hurriedly took the gift, but he was very strange in his heart, Du Ziren seemed to have a bold personality when he came last time, why he came today with a cloudy face.
But he didn't think much about it, and hurriedly invited Du Ziren in.
Then he continued to be thick outside the door, taking advantage of this time, quietly opened Du Ziren's box to have a look.
I saw two pairs of exquisite jade balls inside.
Each of the jade balls has a simple and honest stone lion, shaking its head and looking cute.
The inside of the jade ball is hollowed out, and there are more than one layer. There are lions, tigers, elephants, cranes and other rare and exotic animals on each layer. When it is shaken gently, the beasts on it seem to come alive.
You can tell it's a baby at a glance, carefully hand it to Rouqiu and put it away, waiting for the child to play with him when he grows up.
Afterwards, Meng Po, Niutou Mamian, the head of the household department, the master of the Nine Palaces, and everyone with a reputation came one after another.
After all, he is already an official, and these people can be regarded as his colleagues. If he invites one, it is unreasonable not to invite the others.
Ding Xiaoyi didn't want to see Granny Meng, but there was nothing she could do, she was a midwife, so how could she not invite the child to the full moon.
Not to mention Chai Rong.
Facing Chai Rong's expectant eyes, Ding Xiaoyi could only pretend to be stupid and confused, after all, he could feel Yuniang's unkind eyes looking at him from a distance.
"Boom!!"
At this time, there was a sudden tremor in the sky, and the people who were sitting in the banquet room raised their heads and stood up one after another and walked outside the door.
In the far sky, the emperor's car was slowly approaching.
Chapter 822: The Emperor and the Empress
"Visiting the emperor, may the emperor's fortune be prosperous, and the Dharma body safe." A crowd of people knelt down and worshiped.
The giant horse fell slowly, and before he heard it, he heard "Wang!", and a black shadow got out of the car and went straight to Datou's manor.
"This old dog!"
There was a sound of laughter and cursing in the carriage, and as the curtain was lifted, the emperor poked his head out of the carriage in a blue robe.
He stretched out his hand, but no one came to help him.
It was the bad old man who kicked Ding Xiaoyi, only then did Ding Xiaoyi understand, and hurried forward to help the emperor get down from the carriage.
While walking, Ding Xiaoyi muttered in his heart: "It's just a few steps, and you still need to help? Hypocritical!"
Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished complaining in my heart, I suddenly heard the emperor's teasing voice: "Why did you ask you to help me, I have wronged you kid."
His small face changed, and he hurriedly said: "How dare you, hehe."
"Hmph, your kid told you to go and wipe out the evil spirits, but you haven't caught a single ghost so far, and Zhong Kui, who was harmed, ran to me and asked me when you were going to report."
The emperor scolded with a smile on his face, squinted, and saw Zhong Kui looking up at that simple and honest big face with a look of deep approval. He wished that the emperor would transfer this kid to another place right now.
The corner of Ding Xiaoyi's mouth twitched, and he hurriedly tried to defend himself: "The one who wants to do good things first has to hiss."
Before he finished speaking, Ding Xiaoyi grinned for a while, feeling that the emperor was holding his hand like iron tongs, he was screaming in his heart from the pain, and he still couldn't make a sound on his face.
"Your rhetoric, these are all worn out, can't you change something fresh?"
The few that the emperor mentioned were exactly the shame-faced Fat Pang and others.
"Okay, happy day, don't talk about this, go and show me the child."
After the emperor teased him, he didn't bother to worry about it, so he was about to walk in the door. As for the door post?The emperor doesn't need this thing at all.
However, as soon as they reached the threshold, they heard a sharp phoenix cry from mid-air.
Seeing this, everyone turned around and bowed in the direction of the sound, and a phoenix flew from a distance pulling a carriage.
"Pay homage to the empress, and wish the empress good luck."
The people who hadn't had time to get up fell to the ground one after another at this moment, but secretly complained in their hearts, these two suffering masters met together, maybe they were going to quarrel again today.
Sure enough, after the carriage landed, I saw a slender white hand protruding from the bead curtain.
Tutu originally wanted to help her up, but saw a wave of fingers, forcing her to kneel back to her original position.
Ding Xiaoyi was taken aback when he saw this, and looked sideways at the emperor, but saw that the emperor's face was expressionless.
Then I looked at the bad old men, and it turned out that these big guys actually pretended to be ostriches at this time, only hated that they didn't bury their heads deep enough.
"Is this more powerful?"
Du Ziren asked Chubby with a slanted face.
Fatty didn't even raise his head, he stuck his head on the ground and shook his head, and said in a low voice: "Don't ask, don't tell, don't look, Amitabha."
Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi originally wanted to help the emperor in first, and then come to pick up the empress, but just as he was about to leave, she heard the empress's cold snort from the phoenix car: "Why, how long will I have to hold the ceremony?"
"Er wife!!"
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