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"Do not listen."
As Ding Xiaoyi said, he stuffed Christine back into the black furnace, and re-locked the furnace lid casually.
Turning back, he patted Datou's simple and honest face: "Go, I'll take you to eat delicious food!"
o′`o: "BBQ!!!"
Chapter 4 Ten: The Most Basic Happiness
ヽ′3′ "This!!"
Ding Xiaoyi: "Buy!"
w: "This!"
Ding Xiaoyi: "Buy!"
c: and this one! !
Ding Xiaoyi: "Buy, buy, buy!!"
On the bustling street, you can see the big head holding all kinds of gourmet delicacies on the tentacles, one mouthful of roast suckling pig, looking like a feast, and the simple and honest face is full of happiness.
Ding Xiaoyi sat on the head of the big head, holding a huge ball of marshmallow in his hand, and fed it to the meat ball in a leisurely manner.
For the big head, he looks like he wants everything delicious.
Ding Xiaoyi's eyes were full of love, and he threw the black card in his hand to the businessman beside him.
He was also afraid that the big head would not be enough to eat, so he specially instructed: "If you like it, it doesn't matter if you eat more!"
With twelve black cards in hand, he is naturally extremely wealthy.
But what really made him willing to spend at will was the cheerful laughter of the two iron-headed and meaty balls.
Compared with food, what Datou likes more is the bustling and beautiful streets here, as well as the excitement of the crowds.
The weird-shaped pedestrians on the street, instead of casting terrified eyes on it, often look at the food in their tentacles and cast envious eyes on it
This made the big head very happy in an instant.
Although the strange-shaped passers-by around him don't look very good-looking, but being integrated into such a crowd is a joy that Datou has never experienced.
Even the meat ball couldn't help but transform into a child, sitting next to Ding Xiaoyi, eating the cotton candy brought to his mouth, while casting curious eyes around.
They don't understand, but Ding Xiaoyi knows this feeling very well.
It's the same as going shopping alone.
From the beginning to the end, he firmly believed in the truth that being able to walk freely in the sun like an ordinary person is the most basic happiness of being a human being.
Although there is no sunshine here, the ubiquitous lights on the street and the pedestrians who can make the big head and the meatball feel free are enough.
Just imagine, if the big head is placed in the outside city, I am afraid it will be a different picture.
In addition to the screams and fear that can be harvested, I am afraid that there are more bullets and crazy attacks from the trade unions.
How can I be so carefree like this.
In addition to eating, there are many things to enjoy on the streets.
Such as manicure, shaving, ear cleaning
Of course, I can't let the big head miss these things, and arrange them all for the big head one by one.
The nails on more than a dozen tentacles on the big head were painted with various strange colors.
More than a dozen small monsters that looked like they were only one foot tall climbed up the big head's cheeks in a serious manner.
Use a soft brush and cotton thread to remove the dead skin cells on the face, and then apply the cool secret mask.
And two old worm-like guys with a headlamp on their heads.
Holding tweezers, chicken feather sticks, ponytails, cloud clips and other tools in hand.
One left and one right, crawling next to the fat ears of the big head.
Under the sound of tinkling metal impact, the big head only felt the numbness in his ears, which was indescribably comfortable.
Just aside, the earwax alone weighed three catties.
Ding Xiaoyi rolled his eyes straight away, and when he glanced at it, he suddenly saw the bathing center not far away.
It's not so much a bath center.
It's more like a huge hotel.
The huge store door is enough for several big heads to walk side by side.
Under the densely packed lanterns, there were two welcome guests standing outside the door, who looked like sunflowers. They were tall and big, and looked extraordinarily festive.
Seeing this, Ding Xiaoyi's eyes lit up immediately, and when the big head finished picking out his ears, he patted the big head on the head: "Let's go, let's take a bath!"
Saying that, he took the big head and the meat ball and got into the door of the bathing center.
Compared with Ding Xiaoyi's family of three, eating, drinking and having fun.
On the other side, Master Bat's face was almost drawn to the ground.
The blood beads were robbed, which made the poor family even worse.
On the withered and wrinkled horizontal lines on Master Bat's forehead, the word "miserable" was almost written.
In front of him, the scorpion man knelt on the ground, his eyes were swollen from crying: "When my eyes were dark, I didn't know anything. When I woke up, the blood drops disappeared."
This man who killed people without blinking an eye, was kneeling on the ground like a child who did something wrong, crying with snot and tears.
The cockroach woman's eyes were full of murderous intent, and she wished she could cut off this idiot's head right now.
Hating iron but not steel: "We only have two black cards left. After eating today, there will be no food tomorrow, and you lost the blood beads!!"
"I don't eat, I'm hungry"
After the scorpion man finished speaking, he raised his head and said to Lord Bat: "Master Bat, it's all my fault, you can beat me or kill me, if you really can't, I'll steal or rob tomorrow, at worst I'll stay forever At this!"
Lord Bat had a gloomy face at first, but after hearing what the scorpion man said, he calmed down for a moment.
Patting Xie Han on the shoulder: "Get up, you are not to blame for this matter, we did not expect that someone would dare to rob here!"
"But"
Before the scorpion man could say anything more, Lord Bat stretched out his hand to stop him from continuing.
The scorpion raised his hand from the ground, and said in a cold voice: "I'm angry, not because you lost a blood bead, but a man's head lost a scar no bigger than the mouth of a bowl, and I can't see you crying."
After speaking, he walked to the window with his hands behind his back, and saw Wang Zhao lying in the straw shed outside, sleeping soundly with his pillow on the white bear's belly.
In his sleep, he occasionally mumbled something indistinctly in his mouth, but unfortunately the words were in a fog, and he couldn't make out what he was saying, but looking at the angry expression, he knew it was not a good thing.
"Master Bat, this kid gets tired of hanging out with Ice Bear every day, we can't do anything if we want to ask him now."
The cockroach woman looked at Wang Zhao who was carefree lying on the white bear's belly, her brows were full of annoyance.
They are still worrying about food and drink for tomorrow.
But this guy doesn't have to think about anything, he doesn't have to do anything, he just opens his mouth when he eats, and stretches out his hands when he wears his clothes, that's all. Now he still has a bucket like a white bear by his side, and this white bear alone will eat up a black card a day.
If this continues, they will really have to go to work.
Lord Bat's mood was also extremely complicated at this time, the situation was completely different from what he expected, this kid transformed into a hot potato.
You can't kill, you can't beat, you have to serve.
Thinking that there are only two black cards left in his hand, and he doesn't know how to live tomorrow, Master Bat gritted his teeth and said to Cockroach Girl, "Didn't you say that everything can be traded here?"
"Yes, we said it when we came in. The rule here is to enjoy first and pay later. If you really have no money, you can sell everything you have."
Lord Bat nodded: "Contact me tomorrow to see if anyone has taken this white bear!"
The scorpion man asked a little puzzled, "What about Wang Zhao?"
"He can either sell it together, or get out obediently!"
After saying that, Master Bat turned back to the room with a dark face.
Seeing this, the scorpion man and the cockroach woman looked at each other, and glanced outside. It was the bustling street, and their eyes were full of yearning.
But thinking about the only black cards left in his hand, he felt a chill in his heart, so he had to turn off the lights early and go to sleep.
Even though he was lying in bed, the scorpion man remembered that he was robbed by someone today, and he felt like "Damn, if you know who did it, I must have scratched him alive!"
In the steaming room, only Ding Xiaoyi's heavy breathing was heard.
"Hiss! Huh"
A breath of cold air was sucked into the lungs, and it was not until the cold leaf board was scraped off along the back that he took a long breath of relief.
An indescribable comfort.
I don't know what kind of essential oil it is made of, but after applying it on the back and rubbing it with soft hands, I feel that the muscles of the whole person are relaxed.
Ding Xiaoyi half-closed his eyes and thought: "Unfortunately, Mr. Chen is not here, otherwise this old man can relax!"
"What's this called?" He asked the girl beside him.
The young girl looks no different from ordinary people, but when she looks closely at her hands, she finds that her palms are more like the suckers of an octopus, soft and boneless.
No wonder it's the number one technician here.
The girl's voice was very sweet and soft. After hearing the guest's inquiry, she immediately explained: "I will cut my bones into pieces by a thousand swords. Later, I will have two sets of services to do, that is, Ice and Fire Purgatory."
After finishing speaking, he immediately said: "If you like it, add a brand, and I will give you an upgraded health care!"
"Come on, by the way, give me a thousand cuts!"
After finishing speaking, Ding Xiaoyi looked up, and saw the huge body of the big head, lying on the cobblestone, with a towel covering his face, and several thick and strong women were surrounding it, rubbing it vigorously. .
These strong women, with big arms and round waists, have bear-like figures, and the sweat on their foreheads has not stopped at this moment.
The big head lay there, humming comfortably.
On the contrary, Rouqiu prefers to lie outside in the milk bath. His body is like a king kong, and he is destined to have nothing to do with massage.
It took about two hours.
Only three of Ding Xiaoyi wore a large bathrobe and approached a specific box.
This is the rest area, with a large kang head, it is no problem for ten people to lie on it. In addition to fruits, there are various cakes and drinks in the room.
If you are hungry, we also provide hot pot, kebabs, and various snacks.
There is nothing to say about the service or the environment.
Of course, the consumption is also high. The three of them spent seven black cards in one night.
It can be regarded as a high consumption level.
The black cards in his hand were basically consumed, but looking at the rosy face and the meat ball still holding the cake, Ding Xiaoyi felt that the money was really worth it.
At this time, he took out the black furnace again. After opening the black furnace, he tapped his fingers with a "boom", and saw Christine climbed out again, looking at him blankly.
"Tell me, what request do you have, if it is reasonable, I will consider it!"
Ding Xiaoyi casually threw an unnamed fruit at Christine.
Christine quickly took two bites, his eyes flashed, a cold light appeared in his eyes, and he whispered: "Help me kill!"
Chapter 4 Eleven: The Black Market
"Kill!!" Ding Xiaoyi was a little surprised.
He thought that Christine's request might be something material, but he didn't expect it to be a murder.
"Yes, kill my wife."
Christine nodded, with hate shining in those little eyes: "This bitch, it was she who secretly changed my enchanting materials, which caused the explosion in the end, and my soul was forever connected to this broken furnace. , she even pawned me to this pawn shop!!"
In other respects, Christine is a terrible mess.
He had been an apprentice for eight years, but he hadn't even touched the threshold of psionics.
I went to learn how to tame animals, but I accidentally turned the potion that suppressed the beast's estrus into an aphrodisiac, so that day, the beasts in the zoo held a reckless carnival.
After being expelled, he unexpectedly discovered that he had an amazing understanding of enchantment.
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