Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

Author: Sergeant Major Eagle

Synopsis: "You mean... you saw four Hilichurls take a hit from a Stormterror's claw, yet they were completely unharmed?"

Qin stared in disbelief and asked Ying...

Ying glanced awkwardly into the distance and said, "They weren't exactly unscathed, they were turned into Hilichurl pancakes..."

A Windranger Hilichurl took out an air pump from off-screen, inflated himself, and then tried to help the Hilichurl Rathalos next to him. However, he pumped in too much air, and watched helplessly as Rathalos, exhaling gas, flew into the air, accidentally knocking over a passing Dvalin.

Finally, he landed on his butt, flattening the restored Water Hilichurl Ranger and Hilichurl Thug.

Everyone fell silent at this shocking scene.

Chapter 1 Entering the original god for the first time

On this sunny morning in Mondstadt, a gentle breeze caressed the earth, creating a tranquil and pleasant atmosphere.

However, amidst this tranquility, a hilarious scene unfolded.

A crystal-clear river flows gently, its surface shimmering in the sunlight.

Right in the middle of this river, a Windwalker was standing leisurely on the water.

This Windranger not only stood on the water, but also danced a strange dance to a peculiar rhythm.

Even more interestingly, next to this Windranger Hilichurl Ranger, there was also a Water Hilichurl Ranger, a Hilichurl Thug, and a gigantic Rathalos King.

They seemed to be drawn to the Windranger's dance as well, joining in and dancing around her.

This scene looks so harmonious and joyful that one can't help but marvel at the uniqueness and strangeness of the Hilichurl dance.

Although their dances lack the grace and refinement of human dances, they are full of natural vitality and pure joy, as if nature has bestowed upon them a unique form of expression.

"Holy crap! This crab is inside my clothes! Help!"

"Huh? A crab! Catch it! Whether we get a decent meal today depends on it!"

"Qingyu, stop jumping around! Let me catch it!"

"Holy crap! You son of a bitch Er Kang! Where are you touching?!"

"I'll catch crabs too!"

"Gu Qian, get out of here! What are you doing, Thunder King, getting involved in this mess!"

The four Hilichurls were immediately entangled, completely unaware that the axe beside them was being struck by water and stones and falling into the river. Coincidentally, that axe was imbued with lightning element.

As if sharing the same feeling, the four of them froze in place and turned to look at the thunder axe lying on the water beside them.

The four of them looked at each other.

"Sizzle! Crackling!"

"Uh...uh...uh..."

The four Hilichurls turned into charcoal, maintaining their previous poses.

Just then, a gentle breeze blew by.

The four Hilichurls turned to ashes and drifted out of the frame.

By now, you can probably tell that these four Hilichurls are the main characters of this book.

They were happily playing online against Thunder General in their dorm when, due to a mistake, everyone except Qingyu was wiped out. Fortunately, Qingyu was using a fully-equipped Qiqi, and his ultimate skill revived all his teammates.

The moment they were resurrected, they went blind.

The four cell phones suddenly emitted four beams of white light, sucking the four people in, leaving only the four cell phones lying on the ground, smoking.

When the four woke up, they found themselves in Teyvat, because they recognized each other and themselves.

The Hilichurl family.

Qingyu transformed into a chivalrous wanderer.

Er Kang has become Qiu Qiu, a water-dwelling knight-errant.

Gu Qian transformed into Qiuqiu Leidou Wang.

Zhang Chu turned into a Qiuqiu thug.

Once the four realized their predicament, they immediately burst into tears like a child whose toe had been stepped on.

After all, Hilichurls are really weak; in various storylines, there are quite a few Hilichurls who get completely crushed.

But the four later discovered that they were different from other Hilichurls; they possessed many comedic abilities.

For example, because they didn't know the way, everyone fell down the slope, and three of them were crushed into paper-thin figures by Gu Qian, who was the biggest one.

Then Gu Qian took out an air pump from off-camera and pumped up the three of them.

For example, to build a place to live, Zhang Chu took a toolbox off-camera and took out a blueprint for a Hilichurl cabin, along with various hammers, nails, and planks.

In short, once everyone discovered that they possessed the abilities of comedic characters, including immortality, they were no longer afraid. Since they couldn't die anyway, they might as well go all out.

Initially, they wanted to make good use of their abilities, but later they discovered that they could not use these abilities actively, but could only use them unconsciously, and often they did not even know what they were doing.

Never mind then, go have some fun!

And then it became like the beginning.

The scene shifts, and the four intact individuals look at the large Hilichurl cabin before them, feeling a surge of pride.

"As expected of me, I built such a nice house in just one day."

Qingyu swung his cloak with a flamboyant air.

"Stop fooling around and come inside, I'm exhausted!"

Zhang Chu shrugged and walked into the wooden house.

Seeing this, the other three also went into the wooden house.

"Tell me, in our current situation, are we outsiders or invaders?"

Erkang lay on the straw bed, staring blankly at his hands as if they didn't belong to him, then turned to the other three and asked.

Qingyu frowned, thought for a moment, and then replied, "I'm not quite sure either. We clearly turned directly into Hilichurls, but we don't seem like outsiders or locals."

Gu Qian stroked his chin thoughtfully, then suddenly posed a bold guess: "Is it possible that we possessed these four Hilichurls and that's how we gained our power?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Chu immediately shook his head in denial, saying, "I think it's unlikely. How could there be a Hilichurl Ranger and a Rathalos King here in Mondstadt?"

Seeing this, Gu Qian also lay down on his own straw bed and gave up thinking.

Qingyu was curious about what the Hilichurl looked like under the mask, so he took off the mask and took out a mirror from outside the camera lens.

Ugh...it looks so tempting...

The upper half of its face was covered in hair, so you couldn't even see its eyes. It's a mystery how Hilichurls can see.

The lower half of the face... um...

With swollen lips and uneven teeth, I'd rather not look at it.

Qingyu, having put his mask back on, lay helplessly on the straw bed.

His handsome face is gone forever.

"Da~ da da da~ da"

A crisp sound suddenly rang out, like a melodious tune echoing in the air.

"what sound?"

Qingyu got out of bed and looked outside.

Zhang Chu was also drawn by the sudden sound. He listened intently and said in confusion, "The sound sounds like singing?"

Er Kang nodded in agreement, and said thoughtfully, "In this desolate wilderness, it's rare to see someone who can sing."

Gu Qian excitedly interjected, "I know! It must be Barbara! My life-saving nanny!"

Seeing Gu Qian's excited expression, Qingyu couldn't help but smile, and then suggested, "Why don't we go take a look?"

Er Kang thought for a moment and, feeling there was no real danger, readily replied, "We won't die anyway, let's go!"

So everyone got up, walked out of the house together, and headed in the direction from which the sound came.

They followed a path, passed through a dense forest, and finally came to a clear river.

On the riverbank, they saw a young girl singing softly to the river.

Her singing voice was melodious and beautiful, like heavenly music, captivating listeners.

Looking at the girl's clothes, she wore a familiar white dress paired with white stockings, which was the signature attire of the pastors of the West Wind Church.

"It really is Barbara."

Qingyu spoke first, a surprised smile on his face, though it wasn't visible because of the mask he was wearing.

The others nodded in agreement, confirming the other person's identity.

Indeed, the girl singing to the river in front of us is Barbara, the priestess of the Church of Favonius and an idol of Mondstadt.

Barbara heard the sound too, turned her head and almost collapsed to the ground in fright.

A gigantic Thunderlord, two Hilichurl Rangers, and a Hilichurl Thug were all staring at him menacingly.

Although she is the holder of the Eye of God, she is not good at combat. She can handle ordinary Hilichurls, but don't make things difficult for her as a healer when it comes to these Hilichurls.

Barbara realized she couldn't defeat these Hilichurls, so she immediately turned and ran away.

"You must tell my sister! A Hilichurl King has appeared here!"

A nervous Barbara ran as fast as she could, completely unaware of the plank Zhang Chu had discarded ahead, which she had now stepped right on.

As the plank fell, Barbara's body tensed, and she fell straight backward.

When the four of them arrived at Barbara's side, they saw that Barbara's eyes had turned into mosquito coils.

It's obvious he's already dizzy.