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"Oh my, what a coincidence!"
A gentle voice rang in the ears of President Er Gou.
President Er Gou suddenly turned his head and saw Iowa standing next to him, smiling and tilting her head to look at him.
"Hey! Iowa?"
"Hello, Sister Naige," Iowa said with a gentle smile.
"..." Guild Master Er Gou, "What...what are you doing here?"
"Me? Well... Missouri is cooking in her room. She's a very good cook, so I can't help her much. I just came out to enjoy the scenery and stuff."
Iowa replied with a smile.
"...Oh. So where is Xiaobai's room again?"
“The three houses further down the corridor are all like that,” Iowa said with a smile.
"Thanks, bye-bye." President Er Gou waved his hand, shrinking his neck as if trying to avoid the situation, and walked towards the end of the corridor.
When Xiaobai was around, things were actually alright; Iowa didn't dare to cause trouble.
But President Er Gou really didn't want to have any more one-on-one contact with this little brat.
However, it was precisely at this moment that...
Iowa spoke up.
"Sister Naige, please wait." Iahua gently tugged at President Ergou's sleeve.
"I'm shocked!" President Er Gou stopped in his tracks and turned around warily. "What are you doing?"
"Don't be nervous, Sister Naige. I just want to chat." Iowa smiled, took out two cans of juice from her ship equipment space, and handed one to President Er Gou. "Sister Naige, I was immature during Chapter Six and caused you trouble. I'm very sorry about that..."
“…Oh…this.” President Er Gou took the juice from Iowa and nodded. “It’s alright.”
"Thank you very much for your kindness, Sister Naige." Iahua bowed to President Er Gou.
"What... I thought you were going to do something else, but it turns out you're just apologizing..."
Er Gou, the guild leader, breathed a sigh of relief, waved his hand, and felt much more relaxed.
President Er Gou glanced at the juice in his hand.
It's peach flavored.
It's exactly the flavor I like.
President Er Gou opened the jar, tilted his head back, and gulped down two mouthfuls.
Iowa looked at Chairman Er Gou with a smile.
"By the way... the Wisconsin panties... were they stolen by Naige-neechan?"
"puff"
Before President Er Gou could even taste the peach, he turned around and sprayed juice all over the floor.
Chapter 1395 What a steal, baby!
"Cough cough cough cough!" President Er Gou covered his mouth and coughed incessantly.
"Sister Naige, tissues." Iahua handed over a pack of tissues with both hands, and thoughtfully pulled out the first tissue a little bit.
President Er Gou pulled out a tissue and hurriedly wiped his mouth.
"Are you feeling much better?" Iowa asked in a low voice with a smile to President Er Gou.
"...Thank goodness." President Er Gou caught his breath, crumpled the tissue in his hand, and looked warily at Io Hua, who was grinning at him. "About the panties...who exactly are you...?"
"Ah, is Sister Naige asking how I know?" Iowa nodded with a smile. "A few days ago, when we saw Sister Naige on the ship, she unconsciously took off her Wisconsin panties in her sleep, right?"
"..." President Er Gou's forehead was sweating.
“Although Sister Naige is already different from ordinary people, no matter what, that doesn’t seem like the behavior of an ordinary person…” Iowa raised her hand and tapped her chin, thinking for a while, “And after hearing Wisconsin’s description of the situation, it seems that you, Sister Naige, also subtly revealed some thoughts about being familiar with Wisconsin’s panties… And I remember that on the morning Wisconsin lost her panties, Sister Naige happened to be there, and it seems that Sister Naige also rushed out that morning.”
"..." President Er Gou's hands, which were holding the juice, were sweating.
"Of course, all of these ideas are just my guesses without any evidence." Iowa smiled at President Er Gou. "But don't be fooled by Wisconsin's appearance. She's actually quite good at managing her belongings. Clothes and accessories are inanimate objects, they won't grow wings and fly away. Since her panties are missing, it means they must have been taken away by someone—that's why I tentatively asked you, Sister Naige. I never expected your reaction to be exactly as I predicted."
As Iowa finished speaking, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.
President Er Gou looked down at the peach-flavored juice and the crumpled tissue in his hand.
President Er Gou sighed.
"There's no other way now... Actually, I originally wanted to interact with you all as ordinary people, but I never expected to be met with estrangement. So, I'm done playing this game. I'm laying my cards on the table." President Er Gou put one hand on his hip and straightened up. "That's right! I'm the legendary 'underwear expert' who, if I set my sights on a girl, will go through mountains and rivers, or even seas of knives, to take advantage of her vulnerability, without harming a single hair on her head, but I absolutely must be there..."
"Sister Naige probably took Wisconsin's underwear to help the admiral, who couldn't show her face, open that mysterious sea area and then bring out Sisters Little Red from the sea area, right?" Iowa suddenly spoke up before Chairman Er Gou could finish speaking.
"Ouch cough cough cough cough————"
Before Chairman Er Gou could finish his boasting, he was suddenly exposed by Iowa, and he couldn't catch his breath and immediately got a stitch.
"You found out about this too?" President Er Gou looked at Iowa in surprise. "Xiao Bai told you about this?"
"The Admiral? Hmm... no." Iowa shook her head. "The Admiral didn't mention this to us."
"… Then who are you?"
"But the admiral didn't deliberately hide this from us, right?" Iowa laughed. "On that ship, although the admiral didn't say anything specifically, she spoke up for you in every way when faced with Wisconsin's impulse to euthanize you, so it means she must be on your side, right?"
"...I think Xiaobai just doesn't want Wisconsin to kill me, right? After all, that's Wisconsin. If Xiaobai hadn't stopped me, I probably would have died there on the spot."
“That’s true. My sister does have a rather fiery temper.” Iowa nodded with a smile. “However, we do know a little about why you, Naika, brought Sister Xiaohong and the others there. Not just anyone is qualified to enter that mysterious sea area. Only we Iowa-class ship girls and the Admiral herself can freely enter and exit. So, to obtain the key to enter and exit that mysterious sea area, you must have something on you that is tainted with the aura of us Iowa-class ship girls, right?”
"...Uh...this..."
Chairman Er Gou, holding the juice can, couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
"Of course, all of the above is just my speculation," Iowa added with a smile. "As for why I can speculate to this extent..."
"Why?" President Er Gou asked curiously.
“Because I am a ship girl born in that mysterious sea,” Iowa laughed. “I knew you all back when the admiral discovered me as a construction device, so I am quite familiar with that mysterious sea and what happened there.”
"Huh?" President Er Gou was stunned. "Iowa, your memories didn't start from when you stepped out of the construction device?"
"It also includes a considerable amount of memories from the mysterious seas," Iowa said with a smile.
"...Ha." Guild Master Er Gou sighed, "So that's how it is... I knew you had absolutely no evidence, yet you were always so accurate... It's because you're so familiar with that mysterious sea area..."
At this moment, President Er Gou truly felt a sense of helplessness, as if he had been toyed with.
"So... you've confirmed everything you need to. What are you going to do to me, this underwear thief?" President Er Gou closed his eyes and said to Io Hua in a self-deprecating manner.
"How could I dare?" Iowa shook her head. She looked at the guild leader, Er Gou, who was closing his eyes and looking like he was about to die, and couldn't help but laugh. "Sister Naige, you were also trying to help the admiral bring out the Little Red Sisters, right? Since it's for the right thing, even I have no right to blame you, Sister Naige."
"Huh? So you didn't come here to hold me accountable?" Upon hearing Iowa's words, President Er Gou's eyes immediately opened, his face filled with surprise. "I thought you were here to take my life! Turns out you just came to find out the truth. If you were just here to chat, you should have said so earlier. Then it's alright!"
“Of course… I didn’t just come here to confirm the truth.” Iowa smiled at President Er Gou and extended a hand to him.
"...What are you doing?" President Er Gou looked at Iowa's outstretched hand with a puzzled expression.
"No matter what, Wisconsin is one of my cutest little sisters, so please hand over her panties." Iowa laughed. "Don't worry, I'll return them to Wisconsin without anyone knowing, and then I'll help you keep this a secret, Naige-neechan."
"..." President Er Gou.
"..." Iowa.
"..." President Er Gou.
"..." Iowa.
"..." Guild Master Er Gou sighed, "...Alright then."
Since Iowa also retained her memories of the mysterious sea, it means that she had seen the ship equipment of Chairman Er Gou and his superhuman special powers.
In front of Iowa, President Er Gou opened his ship equipment space and took out a transparent file bag containing a pair of panties.
"Here." President Er Gou handed the transparent file bag to Iowa. "Because I was afraid of leaking my scent too quickly, I didn't open the folder at all while the door was open, nor did I lick or sniff it, and I certainly didn't wear these panties on my head or body."
"Thank you for your cooperation, Sister Naige." Iowa accepted the file bag with both hands without changing her expression, and then put it into her ship equipment space.
"Ha... So everything's really alright now, right?" Guild Master Er Gou pouted with a worried expression, turned around, and grieved for the loss of his magic weapon. "If everything's alright, I'm going to find Xiao Bai now."
"Ah, Sister Naige, please wait a moment."
"Wow, you don't have anything else to do, little darling!" President Er Gou turned around with a helpless look. "I really don't have anything to give you sisters in return. You're not going to make me pay for another pair of my panties, are you...?"
"Hahaha... Sister Naige is so funny." Iahua covered her mouth and chuckled softly. "But Sister Naige, there is indeed one last thing here."
"What is it?"
"The Wisconsin panties were the key for you, Naika-neechan, to unlock the Mysterious Sea, right? Now that the Wisconsin panties are gone, Naika-neechan can no longer help the Admiral bring the Little Red Sisters out of the Mysterious Sea, right?"
"Well... things will work themselves out. At worst, I'll talk to Xiaobai again..."
“As a ship girl, I know I can’t cause trouble for the admiral.” Iowa shook her head, reached into her clothes, grabbed something, and then presented it to President Nigou with a fist. “Sister Naika, although as the older sister I have an obligation not to watch my younger sister’s personal belongings fall into the hands of others, I still have the right to give away my own belongings to others according to my own will.”
As Iahua spoke, she presented her little fist to the silly-looking Chairman Er Gou.
"Sister Naige, please accept Iowa's personal belongings," Iowa said with a smile to President Er Gou.
"...Huh?!" President Er Gou stared blankly at Iowa's fist, blinked for a moment, and then suddenly exclaimed in surprise, "Wait, Iowa, what did you just say?"
"Please accept these personal items from Iowa," Iowa said with a smile.
"...This, this is yours? Close to...close to your body?"
“Exactly,” Iowa said with a smile. “Since I handed it over voluntarily, please don’t feel pressured, Sister Naige. Please use it as a key as you like.”
"..." President Er Gou stared wide-eyed, dumbfounded, at Iowa's fist.
Yi... Yi Ahua's fist... Could it be that... the legendary one?
Giving someone a pair of panties leaves a lingering fragrance on your own hands?
Wonderful!
Er Gou's heart immediately started pounding.
Although Iowa's personality and intelligence are the type that President Er Gou has never been able to handle, no matter what, Iowa possesses a stunningly beautiful face and figure that can be considered among the best even in the ship girls.
This kind of big-breasted, beautiful older sister is the type that President Er Gou likes the most!
If you were to trade the panties of a ship girl like Wisconsin with the ample bosom of Iowa...
that……
That's a huge profit!
Chapter 1396 An Outstanding Woman
So that's why Iowa contacted me!
Iowa panties are worth several times more than Wisconsin crickets!
The reason why Chairman Er Gou didn't target Iowa and Missouri back then was mainly because he felt that one of these ship girls was Shiro's wife, so it was difficult to make a move against her, and the other was unfathomable and not to be trifled with. So he reluctantly chose the weaker target.
Unexpectedly, Iowa himself came to our door.
President Er Gou is so touched!
With a howl, President Er Gou reached out and grabbed Iowa's fist.
"Okay, I'm willing!" President Er Gou gripped Iowa's fist, looking up at Iowa who was smiling at her, her eyes moist. "I never thought that Iowa, you would actually... actually be such a good ship girl who would consider her admiral and sacrifice herself for him!"
“If it’s just this level, I’m perfectly fine with it.” Iowa grasped Chairman Er Gou’s hand in return, gently loosened her fist, and placed it on Chairman Er Gou’s palm.
"Ah, wait, don't go that fast!"
"Hmm? Does Sister Naige have something to say?"
"Let me prepare first..." President Er Gou gazed at Iowa's palm with a hint of infatuation, "What...what color will it be...a mature black lace...or a passionate red lace, or a seductive purple lace..."
"Haha... There's no lace, it's just plain white."
"What! So there was this trick up your sleeve!" President Er Gou exclaimed in disbelief. "I miscalculated, but it's still a good idea!"
Iowa smiled and didn't say anything more, but slowly loosened his hands and pulled them back.
Suddenly.
A soft, silky touch blossomed like a flower in the palm of President Er Gou's hand.
President Er Gou quickly lowered his head and looked at his palm.
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