dmims Chapter 13 God said, “Let there be a good hole!”
Chapter 13 God said, “Let there be a good hole!”
"Find a good hole!"
When Ouyang used his youthful yet loud voice.
When those five words were uttered, the entire Central Auditorium fell into an eerie silence once again.
Tens of thousands of Soul Masters, including the knowledgeable elders and enshrined ones, were all stunned.
洞？
What hole?
The crowd, who had just recovered from the shock of the "god-level cultivation method," were momentarily unable to process what was happening.
His Highness's thinking is really too unpredictable.
One second they were expounding on the supreme path of "the soul merging with heaven and earth," and the next second they jumped to "finding the cave."
Is there any necessary connection between these two?
Looking at the bewildered faces below the stage, Ouyang finally breathed a sigh of relief.
That's right! This is exactly the effect I wanted!
I want you to not understand, I want you to think I'm talking nonsense!
Sleeping, finding caves... these words are full of primitive and wild energy, which is completely incompatible with your advanced human cultivation system!
The more I delve deeper, the more doubts you'll have!
He seemed to have already seen the dawn of victory, and spoke with even greater enthusiasm.
"Don't underestimate this 'cave'! A good cave is the prerequisite and guarantee for successfully entering the 'Great Sleep'!"
"First and foremost, location is very important!"
Ouyang held up one finger and began his "cavesology" lesson.
"You must choose a place with stable geology, mild winters and cool summers, far away from water sources and areas of human activity! Ideally, it should be a sheltered, sunny hillside, or a secluded underground cave!"
He was talking about the instinctive experience of soul beasts choosing their nests.
However, what he considered perfectly normal words were instantly interpreted as having countless layers of deeper meaning by the group of "masters of imagination" in the audience.
"Stable geology... mild winters and cool summers... far from water sources..."
In the front row, an academic tutor majoring in architecture and formations suddenly shuddered as if struck by lightning and stood up abruptly.
"I understand! I understand!"
He was so excited that he was incoherent, pointing at Ouyang on the podium, his voice trembling.
"The 'cave' that His Highness the Divine Child spoke of is not the cave we understand at all!"
He was referring to a "paradise on earth"!
"A blessed land?"
People around him cast questioning glances at him.
"That's right!"
The tutor explained excitedly.
Ancient texts record that there exist nodes in the world where soul power converges, known as "blessed lands"! Cultivating in these places can yield twice the results with half the effort, and may even allow one to communicate with heaven and earth and comprehend the laws of nature!
"Listen to His Highness the Divine Child's site selection requirements! 'Geological stability' represents the stability of spatial laws! 'Warm in winter and cool in summer' represents the harmony of Yin and Yang! 'Far from water sources' means avoiding areas where the water element is too active, causing an imbalance of the five elements!"
"This...this is clearly teaching us how to find and build our own 'paradise on earth'!"
boom!
This mentor's "interpretation" exploded like a bombshell in the crowd!
Everyone had an expression of sudden realization.
That's it!
His Highness the Divine Child's words about "finding the cave" have such a profound meaning!
He wasn't teaching us how to drill holes in the ground; he was imparting to us the supreme method of finding the spiritual veins of heaven and earth and opening up sacred cultivation grounds!
"My God! Even the core disciples of the three upper sects might not have access to such a secret technique, right? And His Highness the Divine Child just... publicly taught it to him like that?"
"Your Highness, you are truly a divine being! Your magnanimity is beyond our reach!"
"Write this down quickly! Write this down quickly! This knowledge could change the fate of an entire sect!"
The mentors and elders below the stage were writing furiously, as if they wanted to engrave every word of Ouyang's words into their minds.
As Ouyang watched the crowd below the stage once again descend into fervor, the smile on his face gradually faded.
"Not again...?"
"A blessed land? Do you guys have such a vivid imagination?"
"I was just teaching you how to find a place to sleep, how did that turn into talking about establishing a sect?"
He felt his blood pressure soaring.
This audience is no good!
My brain is too active!
No, I have to be more direct and even a little more vulgar!
Shatter their illusions completely!
"Just choosing a good location isn't enough!"
Ouyang emphasized his words, trying to bring everyone's thoughts back to the topic of "beasts".
"Camouflage of the burrow entrance is also important! You can block it up with weeds, vines, or stones, leaving only an inconspicuous ventilation opening! This will prevent predators from spotting it!"
"Also, remember to line the inside of the cave with soft, dry grass and leaves! That will make it more comfortable and warmer to sleep in!"
"The most important point!"
Ouyang said with a serious expression.
"Make sure to leave your scent near the cave entrance! For example, urinate or rub against other creatures! Use your scent to declare your territory and warn other animals that this is your domain!"
After saying this, Ouyang let out a long sigh of relief.
He felt that he had already made himself clear, and surely no one would misunderstand him anymore?
It's natural enemies, hay, and urine...
This is definitely the lifestyle of a wild animal!
If you still interpret this as some profound truth, I, Ouyang, will eat this entire podium right here and now!
However, he underestimated the human capacity for filling in the gaps.
After he finished speaking, the entire room fell into a deathly silence that lasted for half a minute.
Everyone stared at him blankly, as if trying to process some shocking theory.
Suddenly, Hu Liena of the Golden Generation stood up abruptly.
Her alluring face was now filled with unprecedented shock and adoration.
"I...I understand..."
Her voice trembled slightly.
"Your Highness...you...you're teaching us how to build our own 'domain'!"
"field?!"
The moment those two words were uttered, all the experts above the Soul Emperor level in the entire arena trembled!
field!
That's the signature ability of a Title Douluo!
It is the highest realm that countless Soul Masters dream of!
Your Highness, shall we begin explaining the mysteries of the "Domain" now?
"What do you want!"
Hu Liena's thinking was clearer than ever before. Pointing to the podium, she analyzed excitedly.
"Using weeds and vines to disguise the cave entrance—isn't this teaching us how to use spiritual and soul power to construct the prototype of a domain, isolating it from the outside world and creating a self-contained realm?"
"The phrase 'lining the interior with dried grass and leaves' tells us that we must infuse our own laws and will into our domain, making it 'comfortable' and more suitable for us to exert our strength!"
"As for... as for that last phrase, 'peeing'..."
Hu Liena's cheeks flushed slightly, but her eyes grew even more fervent.
"That was a metaphor! An incredibly brilliant metaphor! What is 'urine'? It's something our bodies excrete, containing our most primal life information! His Highness the Divine Child means to imprint our core soul essence into every corner of the domain! To achieve absolute control over the domain! This... this is the true core of the domain!"
Hu Liena's "high-score interpretation" was like a bolt of lightning, cleaving through the fog in everyone's minds!
Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
At the back of the lecture hall, an elder with blond hair and beard suddenly stood up and clapped excitedly.
"Well said! Excellent analysis!"
He is a level 97 Super Douluo, just one step away from level 98, but he has been troubled by a bottleneck for decades.
Today, after listening to Ouyang's "urination theory," he felt as if the window paper in front of him had been pierced in an instant!
That's it!
The true essence of this field is surprisingly "crude" and so straightforward!
Imprint your soul into the domain!
He felt that he had seized that opportunity for a breakthrough!
"Thank you for your guidance, Your Highness! I... have finally seen the light!"
This honored guest, the Lion Douluo, actually bowed deeply to Ouyang on the stage.
slam-la-
With this elder leading the way.
Every single Soul Master in the room stood up and bowed deeply to Ouyang with the utmost respect.
"Thank you, Your Highness, for your guidance!"
"Thank you, Your Highness, for your guidance!"
The roaring sound, like a mountain collapsing and a tsunami crashing, converged into a torrent that nearly blew the roof off the entire lecture hall.
Everyone felt they had benefited greatly, and their understanding of cultivation had been elevated to a whole new level.
On the podium.
Ouyang stared blankly at the tens of thousands of Soul Masters below the stage who were bowing down to him, his mouth agape, unable to utter a single word.
He felt his worldview shattered at that moment.
Urinating... is equivalent to... constructing a domain?
This...this is okay?
He looked down at his soft, white hands, then at the faces of the fervent worshipers below the stage.
He suddenly had an incredibly absurd idea.
Could it be... that I am truly a deity incarnate, but I just don't know it myself?
Otherwise, why is it that every uttered rambling I say can be interpreted by them as a profound truth?
"Thump."
Ouyang's legs went weak, and he sat down on the ground with a thud.
He stared at the ceiling, his eyes vacant.
tired.
Destroy it.
Hurry up.