Chapter 1: Those who dare not cause trouble are mediocre!
Chapter 1: Those who dare not cause trouble are mediocre!
Douluo Continent, Soto City.
A tall figure emerged from Shrek Academy, which bore a tattered signboard. The man had long, blond hair, was very muscular, and had heterochromatic eyes; it was Dai Mubai.
Dai Mubai squinted and looked at the commotion across the street.
"Fatty."
Dai Mubai called out without turning his head.
"Here it comes!"
A chubby figure tumbled and crawled out of the academy.
The person who arrived was Ma Hongjun. He was wearing wrinkled clothes, his hair was a mess like a bird's nest, and there was still oil stains on the corners of his mouth that he hadn't wiped off. He had obviously just finished eating breakfast.
"Boss Dai, what's up so early in the morning?"
Ma Hongjun wiped his mouth as he leaned closer.
Dai Mubai raised his chin, gesturing for him to look across the street.
On the open ground opposite, a group of craftsmen were busy at work, some hammering nails and others painting, making quite a commotion.
"Why is there such a loud noise from across the street so early in the morning?"
Dai Mubai frowned.
Ma Hongjun squinted his small eyes for a while, then shook his head.
"I don't know, they were working on it yesterday. I saw them working on it when I came back last night."
"Do you know what they're going to build?"
"I don't know."
Ma Hongjun scratched his red hair and suddenly revealed a lewd smile.
"However... I would prefer a new brothel."
Dai Mubai glanced at him, his lips twitching.
"Is there anything else on your mind besides brothels?"
"Hehe, don't blame me, you know my martial spirit, Boss Dai..."
Ma Hongjun rubbed his hands together, his fat face squeezing together, and he smiled obsequiously.
"By the way, Boss Dai, didn't you have a date with a pair of twins tonight? Um... could you help me out too? I'm not much money left, you know, my martial spirit..."
"roll."
Dai Mubai laughed and cursed.
"You still haven't paid me back for the money I paid for you last time, and you're doing this again?"
"That's a special case!"
Ma Hongjun looked aggrieved.
"Brother Dai, please have mercy! Next time, I'll definitely pay you back!"
"We'll talk about it next time."
Dai Mubai patted him on the shoulder and strode across the street.
"Let's go over there and see what they're up to."
The two crossed the street and approached the storefront that was under construction.
The craftsmen had almost finished their work and were packing up their tools when the foreman saw the two approaching. He didn't pay them any attention and simply carried the ladder away.
After they had gone some distance, Dai Mubai could finally see the sign covered by a red cloth. The wind had blown a corner of the cloth open, revealing the strokes of the characters underneath.
Dai Mubai didn't say anything. He stepped forward and reached out to tear off the piece of red cloth.
The wooden sign was engraved with five large characters: "Shrek Academy".
The lettering is quite neat, much better than the old wooden sign at home.
Ma Hongjun's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
"Holy shit?"
"Boss Dai, this...this guy's here to cause trouble, isn't he? Daring to open a Shrek Academy right across from ours?"
Dai Mubai stared at the sign for a few seconds, a dangerous smile slowly curving his lips.
"That's interesting."
"Tomorrow is enrollment day, and they're already putting up signs across the street today... This is clearly an attempt to steal their business."
"Then what are we waiting for?"
Ma Hongjun rolled up his sleeves, revealing two pale, white arms.
"Let's go! Let's go cause trouble! I want to see who's got the guts to mess with us! After all, those who don't dare to cause trouble are just mediocre!"
He paused, then lowered his voice and revealed that lewd smile.
"Hey, Boss Dai, let's see if we can squeeze some money out of us so we can go to the brothel tonight."
Dai Mubai glanced at him and smiled.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
The two strode towards the newly built facade.
Just as I reached the door, a figure walked out from inside.
She was a young girl with a beautiful face and long red hair interspersed with a few strands of white hair, which shimmered softly in the morning light.
She had a slender and graceful figure, and she was wearing what appeared to be a school uniform, but even the uniform couldn't hide her curves.
The girl is Wu Siduo, who comes from another point in time.
Dai Mubai paused, and Ma Hongjun's mouth opened into an "O" shape.
"My goodness..."
"Boss Dai, this...this is even more exciting than the twins..."
Dai Mubai didn't reply, but his eyes had changed. His sinister pupils narrowed slightly, and a confident smile appeared on his lips.
He stepped forward and looked down at the dancing silk flower.
"Little sister, are you a student here...? Would you like to go out and play with me?"
Wu Siduo raised her eyelids and glanced at him; her eyes looked quite cold.
"roll."
Upon hearing Wu Siduo's voice, Ma Hongjun not only didn't get angry, but instead became even more excited.
He chuckled, rubbed his hands together, and stepped forward.
"Wow, you've got quite a temper, haven't you? You've got character, I like that!"
Wu Siduo's brows furrowed even more, her disgust undisguised.
Dai Mubai remained calm. He crossed his arms and pointed with his chin at the sign above his head.
"You're a student at Shrek Academy, right?"
Dai Mubai nodded, gave a thumbs-up, and pointed behind him in the direction of the gate of Shrek Academy, where he himself was located.
"What a coincidence."
He grinned, revealing a set of white teeth.
"I'm also from Shrek Academy, but mine is the original."
Dai Mubai took a step forward, his gaze falling on Wu Siduo.
"Opening a bootleg Shrek Academy across from the official one, and even using the same name... Little sister, don't you owe me a reasonable explanation?"
His voice wasn't loud, but it carried a strong sense of threat.
Ma Hongjun chimed in from the side, his smile utterly lewd.
"Yeah, explain it to us. If you can't explain it clearly... you could at least have a drink with us. It's almost lunchtime anyway, hahaha..."
"explain?"
Wu Siduo's voice remained quite cold.
"You two, are you here to cause trouble?"
Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun exchanged a glance and smiled simultaneously.
I guess so.
Dai Mubai shrugged, unable to suppress the smile on his face. In his opinion, he could easily manipulate girls of this age.
After all, he was a three-ring Soul Master, a genius who could enter Shrek Academy.
"Hehe, that's right, we're here to cause trouble!"
On the other hand, Ma Hongjun's words were arguably more direct.
"You want to fight, right? If you lose, tell us your name!"
Upon hearing Ma Hongjun's words, Wu Siduo's eyes showed even greater disgust.
"Stop talking nonsense."
Dai Mubai twisted his neck and then looked at Ma Hongjun beside him.
"Interesting, Fatty, who wants to go first?"
"Brother Dai, you go first."
Ma Hongjun chuckled and took two steps back.
"I'll back you up."
Dai Mubai stretched his shoulders, his long golden hair moving without wind, and a domineering aura burst forth from his body.
"Little sister, don't blame me for not warning you."
He took a step forward, and three spirit rings rose from his feet, two yellow and one purple.
"I am a level 37 Soul Master!"
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