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"Luckily, I put a spare zipper in the motorcycle's storage compartment, otherwise I wouldn't know where to put you, little guy!"
Li Pu was speechless. He felt like a larva trapped in a cocoon, with his body and head completely inside.
YES
The "I" in the middle is him...
But what's even more deadly is!
The White Queen wasn't wearing anything underneath!
With every bump and every shift in the center of gravity during a turn of the motorcycle!
He would be forced to sink even deeper into an indescribably lush, smooth, and bouncy snowdrift that undulated and leaped with life with each breath and the sway of the vehicle!
And every time the motorcycle braked suddenly or accelerated, that warm, huge, soft jade would come and envelop him from front to back, applying even tighter pressure!
It felt...it felt like being sandwiched...sanded...
Awkward! More awkward than ever before!
"Monster! Let me out!"
In his panic, his elbow seemed to have accidentally brushed against a similarly amazing curved and elastic spot, causing him to pull his arm back as if he had been electrocuted!
Seeing the cub in her arms begin to struggle restlessly, the White Queen smiled and, instead of letting him go, straightened her waist and began to adjust her position!
"What are you doing, you brat?" Her voice drifted through the wind, even carrying a touch of lazy magnetism due to her posture. "It's windy outside, and you just woke up. Stay still. This little breeze won't kill you."
"If you can't, just turn around and hug me!"
Li Pu's vision went black; wouldn't it be even more embarrassing to argue back then?
Before he could finish complaining, he noticed that the voluptuous mature woman behind him suddenly and forcefully stood up and sat down again while driving the motorcycle, letting her jelly-like buttocks rise and fall heavily on the motorcycle seat as it bounced, like a giant bowl of pudding that was slammed to the ground and kept shaking!
"Get used to it! This will be your designated seat from now on!"
This "protective restraint" was something he couldn't stand for a while.
The ripples of the woman's movements and her words made the boy blush instantly.
The White Queen did this to pin his calves down, making him behave.
She succeeded.
Li Pu felt his toes being forced straight back, fitting perfectly into the smiling line of the White Queen's buttocks behind him...
Oh no! I've been turned into a meat shield!
What's even more embarrassing is that, through the outline he sensed in his calves, he discovered it again!
Underneath the leather jacket, the White Queen was really not wearing anything!
After falling into a coma, he mistakenly entered the White Tiger Hall!
These Western women are so damn unrestrained! Who can stand it!
Tifa, in the back seat, suddenly caught sight of the outline of Lip's taut little feet on the White Queen's taut leather jacket—her pretty little face froze for a moment, then immediately became gloating.
You wicked brat! You've finally met your match!
Her keen eyes caught Li Pu's ears instantly turning bright red. She deliberately leaned forward, giving Li Pu a meaningful look, and mischievously mouthed:
"Yo~ a bonus~!"
Li Pu closed his eyes in despair, but the warm, smooth, and bouncy sensation on his cheek, rising and falling with his breath, became even clearer... making him completely give up the struggle.
Forget it, let's just give up.
Anyway, I'm not the one who's going to suffer a loss!
With this in mind, he felt at ease enjoying the "Immersive Experience Package of Peak Views" from the mature White Queen.
"We...have we left the hotel?"
The White Queen's crystal-blue lips curved slightly. "That's a good girl. Yes, she's gone."
"You're safe now, little rascal. Go ahead and snuggle in Mommy's arms."
Li Pu, who was already used to being teased by this big foreign woman, sighed, "And that eight-foot one is the woman in the white dress."
The White Queen snorted coldly upon hearing this, remembering the Eight-Foot who had tried to take the child from her. "I didn't kill her. You suddenly fainted at the time, and I didn't care about anything else."
"Moreover, the employer only requested an investigation this time, and our firm will not provide any additional cleaning services."
"That's a different price, that's what the assistant said. You'll see her when you get back to the office."
After listening to the White Queen's words, Li Pu fell into deep thought. He recalled the first time he met her, when she addressed the assistant on the other end of the headset as "Officer Chun-Li".
Is it the Chun-Li I know?
If so, she should undoubtedly be an "otherworldly witch".
"You, that woman in the white dress, and the assistant are all 'otherworldly witches'? So what exactly does 'otherworldly witch' mean?"
The White Queen chuckled upon hearing this, "Yes, we all are. You're such a curious person."
Tifa also perked up her ears on the back of the motorcycle.
"'Otherworldly Witches,' according to the locals, we seem to be related to a god who has long since fallen."
"However, I think it's just a simple dimensional crossing. Some unlucky women, on an unlucky day, unfortunately ended up here..."
……
The lobby of the cold, deathly quiet resort hotel.
The cold wave that once swept everything has subsided.
The culprit who dispelled this cold wave—the eight-foot-tall lady in her expensive coat.
He was behaving in a manner completely opposite to his usual wicked and imposing self, almost clumsy and ridiculous.
"Serving" the touch screen in front of him!
This screen is a reasonable size for the average person.
But compared to the nearly three-meter-tall "large beauty" Lady Bachi, she looks as small as a miniature toy!
She had to bend her slender waist and slump her shoulders with difficulty, her large, round buttocks swaying back and forth.
The entire massive body was almost folded into an extremely uncomfortable angle to barely make out the words on the screen.
The expensive white dress, already torn beneath her coat, now clung tightly to her voluptuous, mountain-like waist and hips, emitting a soft, rustling sound.
“Huh… Damn it…”
She cursed under her breath, her soft, white breasts, bulging with veins, resting heavily on the marble counter, almost completely obscuring the screen.
The weight of her large breasts caused the small screen to tremble slightly!
Finally, having settled everything, she turned back and looked lovingly at her three daughters, who had now turned into an insect nest.
She moved almost all the "food" stored on the first floor of the hotel here, surrounding the dormant insect eggs.
"Soon... After the next round of incubation, we'll be able to reunite..."
She murmured to herself, her eyes gleaming with a sickly hope.
But the next second, hope was suddenly swallowed up by cold, resolute determination!
"The light that the brat emitted when he was unconscious... there's no mistake!"
She clenched her fist tightly. "We have to... catch him!"
Without the slightest hesitation, the tall and voluptuous figure turned around resolutely and stepped out of the hotel in the huge shadow cast by the rising sun!
"Wait for me, my darling daughters..."
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Chapter Eleven: Assistant Chun-Li and the Ninth-Tier Agency
"Boom—Buzz—!!"
The roar of motorcycle engines could be heard in the distance from the dilapidated road.
The tiny pebbles on the cracked road surface crackled and popped like popping beans due to the vibrations transmitted through them!
In an instant! The speeding tires kicked up a wave of debris and dust!
The White Queen, carrying a cute little boy, sped past on her motorcycle!
Along the way, young Li Pu's vision jumped wildly and blurred amidst the violent jolts.
The dilapidated ruins on both sides—collapsed billboards, bullet-riddled walls, and car wrecks reduced to mere frames after burning—seemed to be dragged rapidly backward by an invisible giant hand, stretching into bands of despairing gray, charred black, and dark red.
But what was even more eye-catching were the warning signs that kept flashing into his peripheral vision, only to be instantly left behind by the speed!
With the wind and engine whistling in his ears, and having grown tired of the ruins, the boy simply spread his arms, tucked the two "cannonballs" under his armpits, and lay back in the body of the voluptuous mature woman behind him.
The rich, mature fragrance emanating from both sides was, to be honest, quite enjoyable.
"Are you tired? Then take a nap, handsome. You're still anemic." After saying that, the White Queen smiled and gently kissed the top of his head.
Feeling the smooth, throbbing mass on his calf, he softly hummed in agreement, closed his eyes, and opened the control panel.
Intelligence upgrades are not needed now.
He used up all the intelligence from midnight to 6 a.m. today at the hotel and can only wait for the intelligence to be updated tomorrow.
Hopefully, the White Queen's office is truly safe.
Since escaping the hotel, he has no idea whether his stats have changed or his skills have been upgraded.
[Gain new skills]
[Information Technology lv.0 (Beginner): You have accessed the hotel's central control system, taken control of the three sisters, and gained some manipulation skills.]
Information about how to use all the electronic devices in the world, as well as some basic tips, instantly flashed through his mind.
"You think you can just turn on the air conditioner and you'll get technical support? Fine!"
[Skill Upgrade]
[Combat Level 1: You witnessed the White Queen, Tifa, and their enemies in hand-to-hand combat at the brink of death, and gained related skills once again.]
Li Pu felt a little regretful, thinking he should have fired a shot.
When someone fires a shot in a life-or-death situation, the level of shooting skill will inevitably increase.
After receiving no new skill information, he switched to his own panel.
Li Pu (Anemia)
Anchor point: None
[Occupation: None]
[Talent: 'Mental Barrier (Mutant Talent)']
【技能:格斗lv.1、射击lv.0、演技lv.0、信息技术lv.0、鉴定认知(特殊技能)lv.0。】
[Currently held item: 'Twisted and Obsessive Soul' x1]
The spirit of the meat mountain chef is still there, but it's unclear what he can do now.
He then switched to Tifa and the White Queen's panels.
He only updated two skills that he already knew:
Tifa's 'Cooking Skills Lv.3 (Mastery)' and 'Management Skills Lv.3 (Mastery)'. The White Queen's 'Leadership Skills Lv.3 (Mastery)' and 'Management Skills Lv.3 (Mastery)'.
Besides that, their "fate" remains undecided...
He rested his face on the White Queen's delicate collarbone, closed the panel, and shut his eyes.
When you encounter difficulties, take a long nap!
After an unknown amount of time, the White Queen's smoky voice, like ice striking ice, pierced through the dark mist of consciousness and rang in my ears:
"Wake up, my little sleepyhead. We're almost home."
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