Crossover Anime: Me, the Yellow-Haired Guy, Joins a Chat Group

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Chapter 632 Despite being a family of spies, their intelligence was flawed!

"I must say I really like the way your room is decorated."

Lin Qi discovered a problem: he had never actually been inside the other person's room before, so he was quite surprised to see the room's layout. Not only were there many photos of himself inside, but the other person's blanket was also a chibi version of himself, and there were even plush toys and pillows. This was outrageous.

Lin Qi never expected the other person to be like this, so his first reaction was surprise, and his second was that the other person seemed to have a slightly peculiar personality. He hadn't expected it to be applied to him as well. He could only say that he didn't dislike them; if it were someone he disliked, such a method would truly make him feel repulsed. But with someone he liked, it was a different story.

"I want to die..."

Yozakura Rokumi subconsciously thought this was a joke directed at her, so she let out a mournful cry, saying she really wanted to die.

"Oh dear, young lady, the world is so beautiful, don't always think about dying. Besides, now that I'm here, this body pillow can go to the side, after all, this thing has been taking up my spot for so many years, it's time to change it back."

Yozakura Rokumi lifted her head from the pillow again and laughed with a mischievous look on her face.

"Hehehe, we don't need that pillow anymore, let's get a real person."

Lin Qi: ? ?

Lynch: !!

Lin Qi was completely taken aback when he saw the other person's broken expression. "No way? No way? It's just that I discovered some little secrets, is it really necessary to act like this? He looks like a broken doll."

Lin Qi never expected to see such a devastated expression on the other person's face. This also indicated that the other person was in a very awkward situation, to the point that they were on the verge of a breakdown.

After thinking it over, Lin Qi decisively put the matter out of his mind. After all, if the other party broke down, so be it; it had nothing to do with him. The main concern was whether he had a better way to deal with the broken state of the other party, so he could only leave it at that.

Lin Qi then replaced the pillow to match the other person's broken appearance.

"Rokumei, come here, let me see the results of your years of practice with body pillows."

Upon hearing this, Yozakura Rokumi also snapped out of her daze, her face flushing red, and the burning sensation reached her ears.

My ears felt like they were on fire, and the other person spoke in a very shy tone:

"What are you talking about? I didn't do that. You're talking nonsense. You're slandering me."

At this moment, Yozakura Rokumi also hurriedly spoke up to accuse her of slander. This blatant slander was against her; she was not that kind of person. Weren't these words just slandering her?

Lin Qi found it quite amusing to see the other person's anxious and defensive expression. He then stopped teasing the other person, pulled them over, and smiled at their face as he spoke.

"Okay, okay, I'm not kidding you anymore. Time is money, and time is very precious."

"Rokumei, are you ready to officially become my wife?"

Yozakura Rokumi blushed and nodded slightly upon hearing this.

"It was prepared a long time ago."

"Qi, I've belonged to you since I met you. You can do whatever you want now, and I won't stop you in any way."

After saying this, Yozakura Rokumi gave Lin Qi a flirtatious wink.

Lin Qi was also very surprised by the other party's behavior. You're courting death.

"Liu Mei, you're courting death."

Yozakura Rokumi did not show any fear upon hearing this; instead, she smiled and spoke.

"Then I beg you to grant me death."

Yozakura Rokumi doesn't really care about her actions. Anyway, she won't actually die, so what's there to be afraid of?

Besides, I've seen those jokes online before; they're definitely based on experience. I also have relevant information, so it's impossible for the other party to kill me.

"You're implying you doubt my abilities; you're clearly implying you can't get it done."

Yozakura Rokumi smiled and spoke up after hearing this.

"I've seen a joke online, there's a saying, what's it again? There are only oxen that die from exhaustion, not fields that spoil."

"So I really don't think I'm going to die."

"Moreover, according to the conclusions drawn from intelligence analysis, the accuracy of that statement is 100%."

As Yozakura Rokumi spoke with a smile, the way she looked at Lin Qi changed, as if to say, "You can't beat me," a look full of provocation.

Lin Qi said, "I've never encountered such provocation in my entire life. You're the first one."

Lin Qi was truly shocked that the other party was so bold as to provoke him like this. Did this girl really not know the meaning of death? Who gave her the courage?

Lin Qi was a little confused at this moment, and after thinking about it, he realized that since this guy was so arrogant, he shouldn't be blamed for killing him.

"Liu Mei, let me tell you something before we get to that. Those are ordinary people, but their life levels are different. Do you believe that I can go a whole month without stopping when I reach my level?"

Yozakura Rokubi: !!!

Yozakura Rokumi was stunned when she heard this. However, as an ordinary person, she wanted to say "I don't believe it," but she swallowed the words. After all, although she wanted to say she didn't believe it, seeing the other person's appearance and seeing him so much, she came to the conclusion that he was telling the truth. At this moment, she was completely overwhelmed.

At this moment, Yozakura Rokumi had a feeling that she was about to be finished. After all, judging from the other party's (money-grubbing) appearance and the fact that his words were serious, coupled with her own provocative words just now, she was doomed.

At this moment, Yozakura Rokumi swallowed hard, her throat bobbing, and forced a smile at Lin Qi.

"Qi, if I had just said I was joking, would you have believed me?"

Yozakura Rokumi tried to get away with a joke and even made a cute face.

Lin Qi said that normally you could get by making this expression, but things are different now.

"Six beauties, accept the sanctions, group."

Lynch's words were tantamount to announcing the other party's judgment.

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Chapter 633 Ahhh, my six beauties!

"Can anyone tell me why I would see you here at this time of day when I should be enjoying a beautiful morning, having a delicious breakfast, and drinking black coffee?"

"I'm either not fully awake today, or my eyes are playing tricks on me."

At this moment, there was a person with a look of utter disbelief, questioning the meaning of life, wondering if he was still asleep, and whether he was still dreaming when he encountered such a bizarre thing.

"Perhaps it was fate."

At this point, the person being questioned gave the other party such an ambiguous answer.

Early in the morning, while eating breakfast, Lin Qi used a handcart to push out the breakfast.

When the handsome black-haired man saw Lin Qi, his hands involuntarily began to tremble, especially the hand holding the coffee. The hand that was usually very steady, the hand that wouldn't shake even if there was an explosion next to him, was now shaking uncontrollably, and the coffee spilled onto his clothes. Luckily, he was wearing black, otherwise it would have looked terrible.

At this moment, Yozakura Kyouichiro no longer cared about spilling his favorite coffee. He was staring at Lin Qi with murderous intent, as if he wanted an answer. His gaze could kill, and he could kill Lin Qi countless times.

The fact that the other person is here says a lot. This guy couldn't possibly have come here from his own house so early in the morning, could he? That's impossible. So there's only one truth: this bastard is staying here overnight.

At this moment, this is the only thing the other party can think of. As for where they stayed overnight, there is only one answer, but it is an answer that I don't want to know. So at this moment, as a sister-complex person, I started to deceive myself, thinking that the other party probably did not stay overnight in the place I imagined, but should stay overnight somewhere else. I am a self-deceiving person who keeps deceiving myself.

"Didn't you leave yesterday?"

As someone in the know, Niji asked this question with a puzzled expression.

If my memory serves me right, didn't the other person leave yesterday? I'm a little confused as to why they're still here.

Upon hearing this, Kyouichiro was overjoyed. After all, the other party had already left yesterday, so his appearance here now could only mean that he had come to make breakfast early in the morning.

It's obvious that this is problematic, and the other party chooses to deceive themselves and believe it, since they'd rather believe this answer than any other answer that would lead them to despair.

Lin Qi felt a little guilty after hearing this, but after thinking about it, he became more confident. After all, feeling guilty wouldn't solve anything, especially in this situation; the more guilty you felt, the worse it would be.

Lin Qi used his spatial abilities to place various kinds of breakfast on the table and then sat down.

Liu Mei was standing to the side, seemingly without any problems as usual, and no one around her seemed to notice anything amiss.

Yozakura Rokumei was actually quite nervous. After all, a lot had happened since yesterday. This lack of martial ethics and the activation of time manipulation meant that she had been constantly going between unconsciousness and wakefulness. If she hadn't been willing to help the other party clear the level this morning to return to normal and avoid being laughed at, she might still be unconscious and unable to eat breakfast.

Even though her spirits have recovered and many parts of her body have recovered, she still feels uncomfortable sitting down, which is definitely intentional on the other party's part.

Yozakura Rokumei was somewhat helpless, after all, she had encountered this kind of situation. And Lin Qi's answer was bound to come, just not as embarrassing as before.

Just as the other party expected, Lin Qi did not hide anything when faced with this question and spoke frankly.

"Emmm, I did leave yesterday, but I found something I left here, so I came back. I figured it was getting late, so I decided to stay here overnight."

Lin Qi's map drawing left everyone speechless. Who would believe such a lie? He was treating them like children, rubbing their intelligence into the ground.

"Ahaha, I see."

At this moment, Yozakura Kyouichiro smiled kindly with an expression of "I see," but everyone else knew that he was about to explode. Sure enough, before his smile had even faded, he decisively made his move. However, facing someone even more decisive than him, the threads in his hand seemed to hit an invisible barrier. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break through the barrier, as if it were there specifically to stop him.

Everyone witnessed the scene where the other party was attacking the barrier alone, but the output power was zero.

"Damn it, um, today I'm going to act on behalf of heaven and kill you, you damn blondie."

"Six Beauties, my Six Beauties!"

"My lovely and pure Liu Mei."

At this moment, Yozakura Kyouichiro's eyes were streaming with bloody tears as he attacked wildly, and he looked like a pervert.

Lin Qi watched the other person's actions silently, looking like he was watching a melon seed. However, because of the other person's behavior, he felt that eating breakfast was a bit awkward.

"Hey, can we block this guy? I need to eat breakfast, and he looks kind of disgusting."

At this moment, Niren spoke up directly, saying that someone's existence was completely disgusting.

Upon hearing this, Lin Qi did not hesitate and immediately blocked the other party.

Soon the scene where the enemy was attacking disappeared, and it turned into an empty seat.

"Okay, it's been put back in the room. It will be released in an hour."

Lin Qi acted perfectly normal at this moment, as if the incident had not caused the slightest ripple, and the others were the same.

The two were used to each other's battles, but today's emotions were running high, and they even shed tears of blood.

The people present ignored them and started eating breakfast. After taking the first bite, their eyes widened, and in the next moment, they all transformed into demons, frantically devouring the breakfast in front of them, as if they were afraid that if they were a step too slow, someone would snatch it away.

The most infuriating thing is that someone finished their meal and then ate the portion that the person who was sent away had also eaten.

...Iki Saki Shitomi (Li K Yi...)

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Chapter 634 Two Blades: That damn scumbag!

"Um"

Lin Qi witnessed firsthand how a group of people had transformed into rice-eating fanatics, leaving him somewhat helpless. He had initially thought these people could resist the temptation, but it seemed he had been overthinking it. This also reflected something else: his cooking skills were truly amazing.

Even we dared not use our full strength, yet these people showed the same expression as everyone else. What kind of situation is this?

After everyone had eaten and drunk their fill and leaned back in their chairs with happy expressions, Lin Qi finally packed up his things.

“It’s delicious.”

At that moment, someone spoke the words of everyone.

"For example, the high-end restaurants we eat at are infinitely more delicious."

"Qi's cooking is really delicious!"

Yozakura Rokumi enjoyed this ultimate delicacy once again. She had tasted it at school, but this was the first time she had eaten it at home.

"Oh no, I feel like I'll never be able to eat other people's cooking again."

Si Yuan also looked utterly hopeless at this moment, and for some reason had the urge to move into the other person's house right now if the other person cooked for her every day.

"Hmm, I can let others go, but you guys must have pretty strong willpower. I never expected you to show this side of yourselves."

Yozakura Rokumi felt somewhat helpless after hearing this.

"Sister Lazuli couldn't resist this temptation. Where do you get the confidence to think we can do it? You should know that even someone like her can't do it, so we definitely can't."

Yozakura Rokumi's words sounded like she was admitting defeat, but they were also telling the truth. They knew that even their own people couldn't resist that one person, so they should just give up on their own.

Lin Qi found there was nothing to say about this, since it seemed to be the truth. Even Number 18 couldn't resist them, so these people seemed really not that good.

He only stood up after everyone had eaten and drunk their fill.

"Let's go, it's time to go to school, today is Monday."

At this moment, Lin Qi looked at Liu Mei and spoke. Liu Mei was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then immediately jumped up.

"Oh right, I had completely forgotten about that."

Yozakura Rokumi said that she was so engrossed in eating delicious food that she completely forgot she had to go to school, which made things a little awkward.