Conan: Ran, I really am Shinichi, you have to believe me!

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While protesting the Metropolitan Police Department's illegal detention of a 7-year-old innocent child, various NGOs have now launched protests against the Metropolitan Police Department's violent law enforcement, harm to innocent citizens, trespassing, and other acts of harassment.

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The Metropolitan Police Department suffered in front of reporters and the media, bowing and apologizing repeatedly. Meanwhile, Kogoro Mouri and his entourage, who had been hit by several stun grenades at close range in a confined space, were not having an easy time in the hospital either.

There was no immediate danger to their lives, but they were too close to the stun grenades, and there were too many of them. Their eyes, ears, and heads were severely stimulated. In addition, the SWAT team rushed in and violently arrested them, causing them considerable physical and mental harm.

Soon after receiving the news, Ran rushed to the hospital and saw Kogoro Mouri lying in bed. He had just washed his eyes and taken medicine, but was still dizzy and had tinnitus, and his body was covered with sprains and abrasions.

After asking him how he was doing, Ran finally confirmed that Kogoro Mouri was alright. She said that as long as he rested, the damage from being hit by several stun grenades at close range would soon disappear.

"Dad, what happened to you? How did you get mistaken for a kidnapper and accidentally injured by the police?"

Hearing Ran's complaints, Kogoro Mouri, whose eyes still hurt, head was spinning, and he had constant tinnitus and aches all over his body, was also furious and began to complain:

"It's all that brat Shinichi Kudo's fault! If he hadn't gone into hiding and we couldn't find him, and if his girlfriend's brother hadn't been kidnapped and we still couldn't find him, how could I have been implicated by him today?"

"Girlfriend? Shinichi's girlfriend? Shinichi has a girlfriend?"

Ran might not have heard everything Kogoro Mouri said, but she clearly heard him say "Shinichi Kudo's girlfriend," so she immediately grabbed Kogoro, shaking him while asking:

"When did Shinichi get a girlfriend? How come I didn't know? Where is he? Where is his girlfriend? Dad, say something!"

Kogoro Mouri, whose collar was being grabbed and shaken by Ran, kept rolling his eyes: Ran, let go of me! You're holding me like this, I can't even breathe, how am I supposed to talk?

Seeing the miserable state of Kogoro Mouri on the next hospital bed, Heiji Hattori shrank back and dared not speak. Then he turned his head and looked questioningly at Jiang Chengbei, who was enjoying eating watermelon and watching the performance by the Mouri father and daughter.

Seeing Hattori Heiji looking at him, Jiang Chengbei understood and handed him a piece of watermelon, inviting him to eat watermelon and watch the show together.

Ultimately, after witnessing Ran smash a wall in the hospital in a fit of anger, Kogoro Mouri and Heiji Hattori, under immense pressure, both remained silent regarding her question, "Where is Shinichi's girlfriend?"

They were afraid that if they revealed the ward number, the high school girl named Quantum would be beaten to death by Xiaolan right there in her hospital bed.

Soon, due to Ran's influence, Kogoro Mouri and Heiji Hattori, who were still recovering, were kicked out of the hospital. Anyway, their injuries were temporary, and they could recover after resting, so it didn't matter where they lay down.

Fortunately, Jiang Chengbei drove here, so Kogoro Mouri and Heiji Hattori didn't have to walk back with their heads spinning.

"Ran, I haven't seen you all day, where have you been?" On the way back, Kogoro Mouri asked Ran, trying to make conversation.

"You can't control it!"

Bang~~~

Kogoro Mouri's words seemed to have reignited Ran's anger, and she punched the car window.

"Hiss~~~ Mori, you'll have to pay for my car window later, or you two won't be allowed to get out of the car, or I'll take you to Tokyo Bay and sink you!"

Jiang Chengbei glanced at the cracked car window and let out a heart-wrenching roar.

After being yelled at by Jiang Chengbei, the Maoli father and daughter dared not cause any more trouble. They sat quietly in their seats, heads down, without saying a word.

Hattori Heiji stuck his head out, carefully looked Ran up and down, and then smiled confidently:

"Miss Mori, you didn't go to the Yamano Temple and spend the whole day looking for Shinichi Kudo, did you?"

Have you found it?

Judging from your expression, you probably haven't found it yet, right?

Tsk tsk tsk, we were helping that guy's girlfriend find her brother, and we ended up getting caught in the crossfire, eating several stun grenades, being mistakenly arrested by the police, and ending up in the hospital. We're really having a tough time.

However, after searching all day with Ms. Mori without finding that guy, they were met with the devastating news that he had a girlfriend...

Bang~~~

Before the foul-mouthed Hattori Heiji could finish speaking, a sound like an explosion came from the back of his chair. Hattori Heiji immediately shut his mouth, cowered, and curled up in his seat.

At the same time, Jiang Chengbei's pig-like screams immediately rang out from inside the car:

"My seat back is genuine leather!"

This is an unlicensed taxi, no insurance, no license plate. If you damage it, you'll have to pay for it in cash, or we'll see you at the embankment this weekend!

Chapter 113 You Eat Shit, You Loser!

After experiencing being beaten up by Jiang Chengbei while investigating a case together, being mistakenly arrested and injured by the police after solving the case, and being kicked out of the hospital together after lying in it for a while, Hattori Heiji and Mouri Kogoro became good friends despite their age difference, because they shared a common hatred for Kudo Shinichi.

Sure enough, early the next morning, Hattori Heiji woke up Kogoro Mouri, who usually loved to sleep in, and persuaded him to retrace Conan's steps with him—to retrace the route Conan took when he committed the crime in an attempt to find evidence.

Upon learning that Heiji Hattori and Kogoro Mouri were going to team up to find evidence of Conan's crimes, Jiang Chengbei immediately took out a DV camera and took a group photo of them before they set off. He also held a pep rally for them, making them say a few words of bravado in front of the camera about their determination to capture Conan.

This video, along with Hattori Heiji's comments about Kudo Shinichi yesterday, are valuable resources.

If Ping and Ke's relationship doesn't improve in the future, that's fine. But if they do improve and become good buddies like in the original series, then Jiang Chengbei will show Conan all the recordings from today.

After filming Kogoro Mouri and Heiji Hattori's departure for the expedition, Jiang Chengbei put away the DV camera, declined Heiji Hattori's invitation to go with him, and returned to the fruit shop on his own.

As soon as Heiji Hattori and Kogoro Mori set off, the fruit shop in northern Jiangcheng immediately closed its doors, and then a northern long-tailed tit flew out of the window and flew straight in the direction that Kogoro Mori and Heiji Hattori had left.

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Snap~~~

"Huh? Is it raining?"

After muttering something, Kogoro Mouri reached up and touched his forehead, only to find a sticky, wet blob on his hand.

He wiped his forehead with his hand, took off the sticky stuff, and was a little stunned. Then he looked up at the sky and saw a familiar white bird circling above his head.

"Ah~~~"

Kogoro Mori screamed, then frantically shook his hands, trying to get rid of the white stuff, while cursing at Jiang Chengbei hovering overhead:

"You bastard! You stupid bird, you stinky bird, get down here! I'm going to strip you naked and roast you!"

You unhygienic, inconsiderate, stupid bird, get down here...

Hattori was dumbfounded when he saw a white, unidentified object on Kogoro Mouri's forehead and then saw him jumping up and down and cursing at the sky.

Then, seeing the familiar white bird circling above Kogoro Mouri's head, he immediately understood what the indescribable white thing on Kogoro Mouri's forehead was.

Adding to the comical scene of Kogoro Mouri, who was furious and gesticulating wildly while arguing with the bird, Heiji Hattori, watching from the side, couldn't help but laugh.

However, they are now partners, the two searching for Conan's evidence, and close friends. How could they make fun of their partner in public?

Hold it in, don't laugh!

"Hahaha……"

But in the end, Heiji Hattori couldn't hold back any longer. Seeing Kogoro Mouri jumping around with bird droppings on his face and wearing a suit, Heiji Hattori burst into laughter, clutching his stomach.

Just as Kogoro Mouri was getting angry and couldn't do anything about Jiang Chengbei in the sky, he happened to hear Heiji Hattori's arrogant laughter beside him. So his anger immediately shifted to Heiji Hattori, and he stared at him with a hostile expression.

"Laugh, laugh, what are you laughing at! If you laugh again, you'll go eat shit, you loser!"

As soon as he finished speaking, in order to enhance Kogoro Mouri's gaming experience and let him feel the exhilarating sensation of having his words become law, Jiang Chengbei tried his best to do as Kogoro Mouri asked.

Then, the Osaka Black Chicken, which was laughing loudly and looking up at the sky, was immediately in trouble. A white and black, wet and soft unidentified object fell into the Osaka Black Chicken's open mouth.

"Huh? ~~~ Ugh~~~"

The happier I was just laughing, the more nauseous I am now.

Upon discovering that a warm lump had entered his mouth, Hattori Heiji immediately guessed what it was and bent over to spit it out.

When Hattori Heiji saw that what came out was indeed a white and blackish-brown mud-like substance, he felt so nauseous that he almost vomited up his stomach acid.

Even if you spit out most of it, regardless of whether you swallow a small portion, the thing has already entered your mouth, you've tasted it, and your mouth is no longer clean!

Just thinking about that scene made Hattori Heiji burst into tears.

Meanwhile, Kogoro Mouri, who had just been laughed at by Heiji Hattori, was now the tables had turned. It was his turn to rise from the ashes. He pointed at Heiji Hattori with one hand and put his other hand on his waist, laughing so hard he could hardly breathe.

So what if a silly bird poops on your head? Is it embarrassing?

This is better than someone eating a pile of bird droppings!

"Hahaha……"

Now it was Kogoro Mouri's turn to point at Heiji Hattori and burst into laughter.

Indeed, happiness is built on the suffering of others. Anyway, Kogoro Mouri is happy now. I just want to ask Hattori one question:

Are you happy? If you are, just open your mouth...

I'm happy, so I'm happy to open my mouth...

Then, in a twist of fate, Kogoro Mouri, who was laughing triumphantly with his 10cm-long tongue sticking out, caught a lump of something blackish-white, warm, wet, sticky, and indescribable with his tongue.

If it weren't for the fact that his tongue was long enough, the timing of its extension was perfect, and his movements were incredibly stylish, he wouldn't have been able to catch that black and white lump.

Then, the scene fell silent. The maniacal laughter stopped, and only two grown men remained, squatting on the ground, vomiting violently, tears streaming down their faces as they tried to vomit up what they had swallowed...

Jiang Chengbei hovered above Kogoro Mouri and Heiji Hattori's heads for a long time, and when he realized that they no longer looked up or opened their mouths to the sky, he had no choice but to give up.

All we could do was leave a few clumps of black and white, wet, soft, sticky poop-like stuff on the back of their heads and backs before stopping on a branch to watch the show.

Looking down at the two shit-eating duo, Jiang Chengbei remembered the harsh words he had spoken yesterday: If you dare to lay a hand on me today, I'll shit on your heads tomorrow.

Now, the harsh words I uttered yesterday have finally come true today. That's life!

After a while, the two who had already rinsed their mouths with dozens of bottles of mineral water, Kogoro Mouri and Heiji Hattori, sat listlessly by the roadside, looking utterly hopeless.

They didn't want to do or say anything right now; they just wished what had just happened had never happened.

After a while, Kogoro Mouri suddenly spoke up: "Hey Hattori brat, have you ever eaten shit before? Do you know what shit tastes like?"

Upon hearing Kogoro Mouri's question, Heiji Hattori immediately jumped up in anger:

"How could I possibly know what shit tastes like?! I don't know, don't ask me. I've never eaten it before, don't talk nonsense, and don't ruin my reputation!"

"I've never had this before, but didn't you have it today?"

"You... Hmph, you ate today too, didn't you? Why are you bringing up something so embarrassing?"

"I just wanted to confirm the smell of the bird droppings. I thought there was a coffee smell mixed in with the very, very smelly bird droppings."

Actually, once you remove the pungent bird droppings smell, the rest of the taste isn't bad. It's a little sweet, a little bitter, and has a hint of coffee aroma in the aftertaste.

As Kogoro Mouri spoke, he savored the memory and swallowed hard.

After hearing Kogoro Mouri's comment, Heiji Hattori smacked his lips, pondered for a moment, and said:

"Uncle, you must be hallucinating. It smells strongly of bird droppings mixed with a faint milky smell, not coffee at all!"

"No, it tastes like coffee, I remember it very clearly!"