Chapter 516 Back to the top
Chapter 516 Back to the top
Looking at the wooden sword in my hand, I felt confused.
Why is that sound?
I accidentally dropped it from my hand just now, and it made a very dull sound when it fell to the ground. I wonder if there is something else wrapped in the wooden sword?
.....
The next day.
"Little aunt, take a sip. I've already explained everything clearly. Brother Shit is in seclusion today, and he asked me to take good care of you."
Liu Chuanyu was lying on the bed, her eyes dull, her lips chapped, her face pale, and she shook her head.
I had no choice but to put the porridge aside and wipe her mouth.
She looked at me and suddenly smiled.
"What are you laughing at?"
"Xiao Xiangzi, you...you look a little funny carrying this wooden sword."
"You mean this?"
"This is not an ordinary thing, this is Taoist priest Ma's personal sword! It is a magical weapon of Taoism! Taoist priest Ma said that as long as I carry this sword, the people in the underworld will not dare to take you away!"
"Oh, you even believe this kind of nonsense."
"I believe it! Even if you don't believe it, I still believe it! You must hold on!"
She nodded.
I sighed and said, "Brother Shit started eating shit again in order to win the competition. Don't blame him, he did it for you."
Her face darkened instantly.
I kept talking to myself, "The problem is that I think even if he eats shit, even if he can get back to his peak form, he still won't necessarily win. The Taoist priest is probably over a hundred years old, and his martial arts and Taoist skills are beyond the comprehension of ordinary people like us. He is half crazy, half mad, half asleep, half awake, half human, half immortal."
After hearing this, she slowly shook her head, looked at me, and said with some difficulty: "I, Liu Chuanyu, cannot be the best in the world, but the man I like must be the best in the world."
"Number one in the world?"
"Why do you have to fight for that false reputation? What's wrong with being second or third?"
"Being the best in the world can make you immortal? How powerful was the Changchun Society's top master, Lord Ma, in the past! Now he is old and weak! He may not even be able to defeat me!"
"Be content with what you have, go with the flow, and have enough money to spend! It's enough to live peacefully with the one you love until old age."
"You must be trying to tell me that in the past, martial artists fought for the so-called first place, but the problem is that times have changed. What is first and second? No matter how high your martial arts skills are, can you block a shot from a modern sniper rifle?"
She suddenly started coughing violently.
I hurried to help her calm down.
"Alright, alright.....Don't be angry, little aunt, I won't say anything more."
At this moment, my cell phone suddenly rang. It was an unfamiliar number, but when I saw the caller's location, I quickly ran outside to answer it.
"Hey?"
"Hello? Little eunuch, I heard you were looking for me?"
A familiar voice of the little Taoist priest came from the other end of the phone.
I immediately yelled, "Get lost! You are the little eunuch! How come your phone number is no longer in service? Do you know how many people I asked to find you?"
"Alright, alright! I don't want to argue with you. It's disrespectful! Tell me, what do you want from me?"
"Your master is here! I saw him yesterday!"
"Oh, my master is with you..."
"What! My Master!?"
"Yes! Your master, Taoist Master Ma! He is in Qiandao Lake, Chun'an!"
"Qiandao Lake... Impossible!! How could my master be there? How could you possibly see him! F*ck you, today is not April Fools' Day! Are you kidding me?"
"I knew you wouldn't believe it! Wait!"
I immediately took a photo of the wooden sword and sent it to him via MMS.
"Did you see it? You must be familiar with this thing, right?"
The Taoist priest on the phone was extremely excited: "Yes! This is his wooden sword! How could it be in your hand!"
I spent a few minutes describing what happened. When I learned that Taoist Master Ma was going to fight Shit Wuchang tonight, the young Taoist priest said anxiously on the phone, "Stupid! Whoever it is! Fighting with my master is just courting death! He was invincible sixty years ago! No, no... My master was invincible sixty years ago! Some time ago, I asked my grandfather to tell me a fortune in order to find him! My grandfather said that my master's fate has made him a monk or immortal!"
The young Taoist priest on the phone spoke excitedly, "Do you know what is meant by a monk's or Taoist's destiny? A monk or Taoist with many Xu in the earthly branches! A fairy fate with many Si in the earthly branches! The year and month are full of eclipses and injuries! The star is lonely and the constellation is empty! To put it simply, my master is no longer a mortal! His destiny is determined by heaven! Mortals cannot peek into it! If it weren't for my grandfather really being unable to figure it out! I would have found out where he is long ago! How dare you take his wooden sword! You big idiot!"
I immediately fought back and yelled at the person on the other end of the phone!
I said the wooden sword was given to me by your master! I didn't ask for it! You are the big fool!
After a while of scolding each other, maybe we were tired of scolding each other, I was the first to give in and said, "Okay, okay, you... your bad temper is still the same as before, let's talk about business."
"Say!"
"Come to Qiandao Lake quickly, and it's best to call your grandfather and the leader of your Jing Sect. If Shit Wuchang loses tonight, I will try to hold Taoist Ma back first. When you come, you must help me plead for mercy and ask him to help cure my aunt. Don't forget that you took my bronze ban in the first place."
He immediately replied, "Don't harbor any illusions! He will definitely lose! You have no idea how terrifying my master is! Even if Zheng Daqiang is the best master in Changchun, it won't work! The leader can't go! Give me a detailed address! Grandpa and I will go there immediately!"
"Just go to Qiandao Lake Bus Station. Call me when you get there and I'll pick you up."
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After hanging up the phone, I was worried. After thinking about it, I called my boss and told him what happened here. I wanted to hear his opinion.
I didn't expect him to scold me. He said on the phone: "Yunfeng, you should have discussed this with me in advance. Do you know how difficult it is to make Jingmen owe us a favor? If something happens to us in the future, this favor will be crucial."
"Boss, I know, I understand! But you always say that friends are what you rely on when you're out there. Shit Wuchang is my friend, and so is Little Auntie. They even saved my life. If I don't use this favor now, when will I use it?"
"If we can save the little aunt this time, Shit Wuchang will undoubtedly owe us a huge favor. No matter how the favor is exchanged, we won't suffer any loss."
"Yunfeng, what if we can't save him?"
I took a deep breath and said, "Even if I can't save him, I won't regret it. If I run into trouble in the future, Shit Wuchang will help me."
"Ugh....."
The man on the phone sighed and said, "Do what you want and be safe. Chaosheng hasn't heard from me yet. Yunfeng, have you seen any strange people or received any strange phone calls in the past two days?"
"Strange people...Strange phone calls, no."
The strangest person I have met in the past two days is Taoist Master Ma.
.....
At ten o'clock that evening, the light in the room where Shit Wuchang was in seclusion suddenly came on, and I went over and knocked on the door twice.
"Enter."
I pushed the door open and saw a pile of empty bamboo jars on the ground.
He was seen sitting cross-legged on the bed. He looked no different in appearance, but his eyes seemed to have a brighter glow.
"How's the fish?"
"Everything is fine."
"How do you feel?" I asked.
He looked at his hands for a few seconds and slowly clenched his fists.
"I feel good, better than ever."
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