Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

Chapter 163 The madman is here

The old man with a round face was quite reasonable, knowing that being blocked on the half slope like this would be bad for both sides, if it was blocked like this until dawn, then everyone in Dongshan would know that his family had secretly buried someone.

Bean Sprout came over in a hurry, saying that you are too damaged, just bury it secretly, and block our way, get out of the way.

The round-faced old man's expression changed, and he pointed to Bean Sprouts and said, "Shanglou doll (hunzi), if my family had money, would they still secretly bury it? You've got good deeds!"

I held back Bean Sprout to prevent him from talking nonsense, and immediately said: "Master, calm down, my brother is still drunk, so please bear with me if he doesn't sound good."

The old man nodded and said: "You still know how to talk, let's do it this way, it's easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down, and it's not easy to go downhill, you help us carry the coffin down, then the road will be out of the way, and you can go home quickly Go to sleep."

I thought about it and there was no other good way, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and help people carry the coffin together.

Wait until I get under the bar.

The old man shouted: "Are you ready?"

"One, two, three, up!"

A group of people unsteadily carried the coffin up.

Although I helped my grandma do a lot of work when I was young, I almost never carried a pole on my shoulders, because my grandma said that it was not good to carry a pole, because it would weigh me down and make me short.

Because I hadn't done it before, I only walked a few steps with the bar together, and I felt the pain on my shoulder, which was very painful.

At the beginning, I held on, thinking that the distance was not far away and I would be there if I persisted. I never thought that I really couldn't hold on.

After walking twenty or thirty steps, I opened the stall directly.

I was working together to carry the coffin downhill, and I flicked my head, which instantly affected several other people.

It was too late to make amends.

When the bar bent, the group lost their center of gravity in an instant, and the old lady's big coffin with the word "longevity" slammed!He fell directly from a high altitude to the ground!

The force was so strong that the corpse of the old lady in the long-sleeved blue shroud rolled out of the coffin, like a bicycle wheel, rolling down the slope round and round...

"Sister!"

"My sister!"

The round-faced old man turned pale with fright, and ran after him.

The old lady's body rolled around a few times, and then slowly stopped. I realized that I had caused a catastrophe, so I hurried over to say sorry and apologize.

The old man said angrily: "My son, why are you doing this! You broke my sister!"

"Go, you are the one who caused the disaster, you go and carry my sister back and put it in the coffin, and let's forget about it."

I turned my head and looked at the ground.

You know the shrouds worn by the dead, right?

The sleeves are long, the collar is high, this old lady is short, and she lay face down after falling down, I feel awkward no matter how I look at it.

At this time, Bean Sprouts shouted:

"Hurry up, Fengzi, look at the good things you have done, and carry him back quickly, we have to go back to sleep."

As soon as I gritted my teeth, I thought to myself that I'm going to fight it out. It's not that I haven't seen these dead people before, it's just a pile of meat, what are I afraid of.

I tugged on the old lady's arm, only feeling cold, and felt that what I touched was not a human arm, but a popsicle.

Picking up the old lady, I bumped up hard.

The hands of the dead body were as if they had no bones. Every time I took a step, they drooped and shook back and forth in front of my eyes.

After death, there is only a pile of meat. Although it is said that it is cold, the meat will deteriorate if it is not frozen in the refrigerator.The old lady's face was pressed against the back of my neck, and I could clearly smell a sour smell, a bit like the old sauerkraut seasoning package.

Another point is that the old lady is very heavy, and I know why there is a word called "deadly heavy".

Bean Sprouts used to fish every day. I am not as strong as him, and I don’t have much muscle. This is still an uphill road. After walking a few steps, I feel strenuous and I can’t stop panting.

Seeing that I was coming up with the old lady's body on my back, Bean Sprout was so frightened that he ran back into the car and slammed the door.

Just then, a voice suddenly came from behind me.

"Yunfeng, you are so tired, don't move, I will help you."

As soon as the words fell, I felt my body relax, someone picked up the old lady.

"Thank...thanks," I thought it was the rest of the coffin-bearers.

"No way...call me Yunfeng? I didn't say my name, did I?"

I was puzzled, so I turned around and looked.

This look...

Almost scared the hell out of me!

Still in that stupid outfit!

He was wearing a long white lady's down jacket, a pair of ripped long johns underneath, and a pair of ripped cotton shoes on his feet. This man was carrying the old lady's body on his back, and looked at me with a smile!

I am Cao Nima!

I was so scared that I quickly backed away!

He is a super master of the Changchun Club who can't even beat Brother Yu, Xie Qirong!

When did this lunatic come from Yinchuan to Yulin!I even ran to Yulin Dongshan!

He still had the rattle, and the reason it didn't make any noise was because he tied the sides to death with rope.

"Why are you carrying my sister?"

"Who told you to carry my sister! Put it down quickly!" the round-faced old man scolded.

Xie Qirong didn't know what to eat at night. I saw that there was still a big red patch at the corner of his mouth, like tomato sauce. He carried the old lady's body easily, and he whistled at the round-faced old man: "Your sister is my sister." , your father is my father, who are we with whom, right sister?"

While talking, Xie Qirong turned his head and asked the old lady on his shoulder.

The round-faced old man was trembling with anger and his face was livid. He immediately picked up the pole used to carry the coffin, pointed at Xie Qirong and cursed: "Fuck you! (meaning madman), I...I tell you not to let go! "

The round-faced old man was about to hit someone with a shoulder pole.

Xie Qirong took two steps back to avoid the pole.

Then, he turned his head and kissed the old lady on the cheek.

"Haha! Sister! Look, someone hit me!"

The round-faced old man swung his stick to push people away, Xie Qirong ran here and there with the old lady's corpse on his back, with a smile on his face all the time.

Seeing these two people chasing after each other, I turned pale, and I was about to run when I went back to grab Bean Sprouts.

"money!"

"Taxi money!" The driver hurriedly got out of the car and stopped us.

I ran for my life in a hurry, so I threw 100 yuan to the driver and refused to let him catch him.

The driver held up the money and looked at it. After confirming that it was not the price, he waved his hand and said, let's go.

As a result, as soon as we ran up the slope, we saw a Jinbei car approaching, and then a dozen security guards got off the Jinbei car in a hurry, each with a flashlight and a stick.

I saw Wang Huili, the chick-footed mother-in-law at a glance.

It's fucking over!If this continues, something big will happen!

I couldn't help but ran over and grabbed Xiao Jijiao. As for the other dozen security guards, they found Xie Qirong at the bottom of the slope and rushed down with sticks.

"Why did you catch me, kid!"

"Let go!"

Seeing that everyone else was rushing down, the little chick shook her arms desperately, trying to get rid of me and also rushed down.

"Hurry up and let go!"

"This is the person our security department wants to arrest!"

I'm in a hurry and say you're catching your ass!

Back then, the Changchun Society tried so hard to catch this man alive and lock him up in a mental hospital!Return your security department!The security department of your iron factory is a fart in front of this person!

"Xiang Yunfeng, what nonsense are you talking about! I'm afraid of this on the road? I can catch him in two or three strokes!" She opened my arms and ran down the slope.

Then, when I saw the scene down the slope, my eyelids twitched.

More than a dozen security guards, as well as the group of people who carried the coffin, chased away Xie Qirong and ran around the slope.

The old lady's shroud that Xie Qirong was carrying on her back had been opened, and most of it fell off, revealing the old lady's white body.

At this time, I vaguely heard the sound of a police car from the police station not far away, and the police car sounded its siren.

Xie Qirong was crazy and laughed all the time, the situation became a mess.

It's messed up...all messed up.

Yulin is going to be in chaos...

I dragged Bean Sprouts all the way back.

She is just an ordinary friend of mine. She refused to listen to my advice and wanted to earn a bonus of 300 yuan from the security department of the steel factory.

what can I do?

I still have to run fast.

Wang Huili, please ask for blessings.