dmims Chapter 612 Bat Mite: What you should do now is get married on the spot.
Chapter 612 Bat Mite: What you should do now is get married on the spot.
Chapter 612 Bat Mite: What you should do now is get married on the spot. Batman: ?
"vomit!"
The laughing bat heard the bat mite making a vomiting sound.
The fifth-dimensional energy cage he had prepared to trap the bat mite seemed to be completely useless. He was wearing normal Batman clothes, without even the spiked dark goggles, and his mouth wasn't turned up. But none of this seemed to fool the bat mite at all.
"Oh, this is disgusting! The Bat Who Laughs is the most disgusting character ever. He's an empty, meaningless creature, except for nesting dolls and disgusting people. Get away from me!"
The bat mite appeared in mid-air with a "poof," then spat a large mouthful of vomit directly onto the ground, muttered curses, and disappeared from the spot, only to reappear a little further away.
"The appearance of this character is simply challenging the bottom line of all readers. To be honest, you weren't a piece of crap at first. At least in the early stages of your appearance, you could still fulfill your original purpose—Batman's most terrifying nightmare. But now all you're left with is a nightmare—ugh!"
"No, I need to get away from you right now. Being with you is a constant insult to my imagination. Ugh! Goodbye!"
Again, with a pop, the Laughing Bat stood expressionless in place, watching the bat mites he had summoned disappear, its emotions unreadable.
"I anticipated this situation," he muttered to himself. "Everything... everything is still within my plan."
See, this is why the laughing bat makes bat mites disgusted.
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Chen Tao knew he was Batman.
A super... super serious Batman.
At this moment, before his eyes, a large amount of emotional energy provided by other Bruces was almost tangible. Chen Tao knew that with the activation of this energy, if his guess was correct, the Batman Who Laughs should also be carrying out a magical ritual to summon bat mites.
He has made a simple deal with Reverse-Flash and Parallax Morhal, who is behind him, and things are temporarily under control.
After being enhanced by those drugs, Diana in the Hecate Queen's world was barely able to entangle with the merciless iron fist, buying time for Chen Tao.
Reverse Lightning is now ready. Chen Tao knows that the Bat of Laughter will definitely summon the Bat Mite later, and since he has the ability to summon the Bat Mite, he must also have some way to defeat and imprison the opponent.
This sounds like a fantasy. Even when he told Parallax Mohal and Reverse-Flash about this conjecture, neither of them thought that a mere ordinary person like the Batman Who Laughs, who had been enhanced by Barbatos, would be able to imprison a five-dimensional being. But Chen Tao pushed the plan forward.
The "He can" inference must be made regarding the Bat of Laughter.
With the help of Parallax Morhal, Reverse-Flash, who was already a master of manipulating time, can now steal time from reality by running at supersonic speeds using a particle accelerator.
This gives the bat mite "time" to escape the moment it's summoned. Chen Tao once said he's a serious Batman, and everything he does is based on seriousness...
Eh?
Chen Tao blinked. He realized he had been transported to Gotham City without his knowledge. He roughly checked his location using the Dark Multiverse Dragon's rank and found he was still in Gotham City within the Reverse-Flash universe. Just a moment ago, he had been observing the data on the dial of Reverse-Flash's rapidly moving device.
Only one group of beings in the entire multiverse was able to teleport one of the Dark Multiverse Dragons to such a location before he could react.
"Come out, Bat Mite. The fact that you can do all this means you've escaped from the Bat Who Laughs."
Chen Tao stood on the street, ignoring the passersby, and shouted loudly at the sky, "So what are you waiting for? I need to talk to you!"
This is good.
Chen Tao knew his plan had succeeded; the Bat Mite hadn't been captured by the Bat of Laughter, and the worst-case scenario hadn't occurred. Now, he had to immediately warn the Bat Mite, making him aware of the Emperor Joker's danger and just how dangerous this troublemaker who had once given 99.9% of his power to the Emperor Joker truly was.
Once the Emperor Joker emerges from the time-travel arc, the first person he'll seek out is the Mischief. If the Mischief's power is also taken by the Emperor Joker, then the Mischief's power will become so immense that...
Chen Tao did not receive a reply from the bat mite, but immediately afterward he heard gunshots erupt from a shop on the street.
Damn it, in the current timeline, in Reverse-Flash Swann's universe, the shadow of war is already very serious, and the social atmosphere is generally quite chaotic, which is why such looting under the cover of chaos can occur openly in broad daylight.
After trying to contain this situation in the first few loops, Reverse-Flash Swann became completely immune to it in the later ones. Since he could just restart history and all the people who died in the robbery would be resurrected, why should he waste his time and energy saving them?
But it would be difficult for Chen Tao to do that.
His X-ray vision had already revealed that an armed assailant inside the store had pointed his gun at the store owner.
For Chen Tao, sometimes he is busy with other more dangerous things and cannot keep up with situations like robberies in his world. Such things do happen.
However, he still could not possibly remain indifferent to the events unfolding right under his nose.
He flashed into the shop and easily deflected the bullets fired at the shop owner by the two thugs.
"Holy shit Batman!" The three thugs looked like they had lost their parents when they saw Batman.
The two black men who had been grinning and joking about getting free items on the shelves immediately turned pale and put everything back on the shelves, as if the scene had been turned upside down. The shop owner, who had been standing there with his hands raised and his eyes closed, opened his eyes and immediately beamed with joy when he saw Batman.
Chen Tao glanced at the alarm button that the shop owner was standing on, not far from him. Was it because the convenience store owner kept trying to press the alarm after being robbed that the robbers went too far? How stupid of them. What good would pressing the alarm do now? It would only provoke the robbers and wouldn't get any backup.
He was about to say something when he heard a voice, like a narrator in a comedy, say, "Suddenly, a figure appeared dramatically at the door—it was the Dark Knight!"
"I don't need a gameplay commentary, Bat Mite, stop playing and get out here right now."
Chen Tao's face darkened, and the three robbers became even more frightened when they saw Batman talking to himself in a mad way.
"We surrender, we surrender to Batman, we know how powerful you are."
"What? No! That's too easy! Draw your gun and shoot him!"
Upon hearing the bat mite's voice, Chen Tao, as expected, immediately dropped all his valuables and pulled out rifles and pistols from his waist, unleashing a barrage of bullets at Chen Tao.
"No, did I do this? What happened?" the poor robber screamed, and then was knocked unconscious by Chen Tao's hand chop.
"I trust you."
"Thank...thank you, I'm so sorry, please don't throw me off the building, I just..."
But before the unfortunate robber could finish speaking, Bat Mite's voice rang out again: "What are you apologizing for? Just rush up and beat him up! He's Batman, he can't take it!"
"You two, hurry up and knock Batman down!"
"We surrender!" The three robbers raised their arms in unison.
"Oh, come on, guys, you're not even going to give it a try?"
"Bat Mite!!! I told you to stop playing around. Did you really think you could escape the Bat of Laughter's clutches without my help...?"
"I'm going to increase the stakes!"
The next second, reality was instantly distorted. Under the influence of the bat mite's divine power, one fully armed bandit after another was transferred to Chen Tao's front in a daze, and then their entire set of weapons was handed to them by the bat mite.
Most of the gang members, without even understanding what was happening, were controlled by the bat mites and started shooting at Chen Tao.
"Enough!" Chen Tao didn't even flinch.
His Kryptonian physique allowed him to ignore the hail of bullets and accurately burn the weapons in the hands of every bandit who fired at him with his thermal vision.
"Wait, this Batman can use heat vision and has Kryptonian physique. Is this for real?"
Just as Chen Tao was about to speak, he saw the bandits in front of him turn into roaring Doomsdays in a flash of light.
Chen Tao's hands lit up with a snap, and soon he had a kryptonite spear in each hand.
"You'd better get moving, this spear is very sharp."
The next second, Chen Tao was pinned down by dozens of Doomsday monsters that pounced on him, their entire bodies covered in enormous monstrosities.
"That's enough!"
The portal of the Crimson of All Beings suddenly opened, and Chen Tao broke free from the encirclement of so many Doomsdays, then kicked them all inside. Anyway, the universe he was in now was some distance away from his original universe, so even if he used the Crimson of All Beings in this universe as a trash can, these monsters wouldn't run back to his original universe.
"Wow, wow, wow! How do you know all these moves? They're not like Batman at all, but surprisingly, they seem like the kinds of moves Batman would prepare!"
"I've had enough of the game. Show yourself, bat mite."
Then he heard the bat mite say, "Then so be it."
Immediately afterwards, all the enemies disappeared—those that Chen Tao had driven into the Crimson Realm, those that hadn't yet entered, and the surrounding streets. When Chen Tao came to his senses, he found himself standing on top of the Dripping Beast in Wayne Tower, Gotham City.
He turned his head, and with puffs of smoke appearing out of nowhere, a loud bang echoed in the sky, and the bat mite made its dazzling appearance.
Chen Tao saw a mini version of Batman floating in mid-air. He had a child-like upturned nose, wore a full Batman suit, and his left bat ear was drooping. At this moment, he was happily doing somersaults in mid-air while holding his belly.
A five-dimensional being with great capabilities but little responsibility.
"My God, Batman, I'm your number one fan!"
"I know you're a fan."
"Number one!"
Chen Tao wanted to interject, but the bat mite was completely absorbed in its own world. It pounced on Chen Tao and showered him with a long string of compliments:
"Oh my god, I've always thought the Justice League was just a bunch of accessories for Batman. Their existence is completely meaningless and a burden. They're not even worthy of being seen sharpening your batarangs. I'm so excited! You know, I've always wondered what would happen if Batman had all the superpowers. And you are my absolute favorite superpower, Batman. The last superpower I liked so much was bullets, but you are now a combination of them. This is even more perfect!"
"Yes, yes. First, listen to me."
"And the way you dealt with those doomsdays was so cool! You even have Superman's abilities, no wonder they say Batman always has a plan!"
Seeing that the bat mite was getting increasingly high, to the point where it was impossible to communicate, Chen Tao hurriedly used the "mischievous kid" topic to give the other party's wildly divergent and turbulent imagination a point of reference, so that it could return to normal rationality.
"You can contact the troublemaker, you know how to summon him."
"Uh, of course?"
"Absolutely do not do that," Chen Tao said. "Our important issue now is how to contain the Batman Who Laughs and the Emperor Joker."
He said in a gentle voice, "Since you're my number one fan, you'd definitely want to solve this with me and complete this great adventure, right?"
He took into full account the unusual thought patterns of the five-dimensional little devil bat mite, and spoke to it in a coaxing tone. The other party had already caused so much trouble, so logically it should have lost interest by now.
But the fifth dimension is the world of imagination, and the most obvious characteristics of imagination are unpredictability and boundless creativity.
Chen Tao heard the bat mite say, "What, a great adventure?"
"Yes, yes, a great adventure."
"No, what you should do now is get married!"
"What?" Chen Tao didn't even have time to react before he found himself dressed as a groom in a suit on the streets of Gotham. Then, after a puff of smoke, Diana from his universe had changed into her wedding dress. The bat mite had brought over all the Justice League members and their entire support group from his universe, turning Gotham into a wedding venue. This absurd turn of events made Chen Tao's brain shrink for a moment.
"???"
"Batman, how did we suddenly...?"
Most of the family and friends were forced to change into formal attire. The Rogues and the villains subdued by Chen Tao also arrived, some of them even looking half-asleep. Chen Tao didn't take them with him when he left his universe, so they still had their own lives to live, upholding justice while guarding the anti-Barbatos fortress he built using two universes, as instructed by Batman.
But before they could react, the bat mites had already pulled them across infinite dimensions directly to this place.
Among the group of relatives and friends, there was one guy who stood out a little.
Chen Tao was taken aback: "A merciless, iron-fisted approach???"
Even the merciless iron-fisted man was taken aback: "Batman's Dragon???"
Immediately afterward, the merciless iron fist saw Wonder Woman Diana standing to the side in a wedding dress. She had just been pulled away from Chen Tao's post in the universe by the bat mite and was still in a daze.
The merciless Iron Fist standing at Wonder Woman and Batman's wedding was completely distraught. To make matters worse, Bat Mite had arranged for him to stand in the "I was here first" position. Chen Tao noticed that his eyes under his helmet were turning a little red.
Immediately afterwards, he looked up to the sky and let out a furious roar: "Awoooooo!"
Meanwhile, Bat Mite continued her rambling: "In principle, I ship Cat and Bat, but it seems like your universe doesn't have Serena, and SW and BW are also a niche pairing with many fans. Therefore, out of respect for and blessing my idol, I've decided to add fuel to the fire of your relationship..."
Merciless Iron Fist pounced forward like a mad tiger. Chen Tao had originally gone to find Wonder Woman from Queen Hecate's world to deal with him because he didn't want to waste time with Merciless Iron Fist, but now all of that was in vain!
Meanwhile, the bat-mite emcee was still happily calling out, "The wedding now begins!"
(End of this chapter)