A saintess? She's just a bad woman.

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Moreover, she was truly crawling on all fours, like a dog wagging its tail and begging for its master's favor. Because one button was missing, the open part of her clothes fulfilled its purpose, revealing Curtis's majestic figure, which looked like a mountain range from different angles and distances.

Although not the largest headlights Santa Karina had ever seen on any woman, they were definitely the most dazzling headlights she had ever seen.

The headlights were new and had a nice shape. The bulbs felt cool to the touch at first, but as the bulbs were left on for a while, you could feel the surface temperature of the headlights gradually increasing.

“Agent, I can help you solve the problem of that Pope of the Church of Order. Not only can you make her yours, but you can also take revenge on her for all the suffering she has inflicted on you.”

The offer was very tempting, and if possible, Saint Karina did not want to leave the Lorian Empire, after all, she had devoted a lot of effort to the country, even though her outcome or end was not good.

Of course, if the evil god is willing to help, the scroll that Saint Karina swindled from the little emperor will become a piece of waste paper, only available to those who are destined to receive it and who are wealthy.

However, subconsciously, he might want to do something for the Lorian Empire and protect something precious, like Ernest XV. Getting this woman wouldn't be a loss for him.

If they really couldn't sell it, they would smash the scroll in the face of their sellers. For example, the young emperor, Saint Karina didn't believe that the young emperor wouldn't buy the things she returned.

"God never deceives His agents, and I will protect your safety throughout the process. Trust in your God, and God will give you the good results you desire. Every cause has its effect, and I will teach you eight other ways to make steamed buns, imparting my knowledge and answering your questions."

149. Try it and you'll die.

No sooner had she finished speaking than the evil god Eris, using the "spoiled princess" technique, eagerly tried to pounce on Saint Karina.

The God of Joy never resisted such acts of oppressing Saint Karina; on the contrary, he enjoyed them immensely.

"Wait...wait a minute! I have something to say!"

Saint Karina tried to stop her, but the evil god ignored her completely.

She wouldn't listen to a proxy's words when dealing with an evil god who loves steamed buns and tofu; she would directly start operating the device and teach it step by step.

This time, I'm making brown sugar and dried fruit steamed buns. The ingredients I need are flour, brown sugar, red dates, raisins, and yeast.

First, remove the pits from the red dates, mix the date flesh with the raisins and chop them together.

Dissolve brown sugar in hot water, let it cool to lukewarm, then add yeast and stir until the yeast dissolves.

Pour in the flour and knead into a dough. Then add the chopped dried fruit and knead again until smooth. Seal and let it rise until doubled in size. Knead the risen dough again until smooth and roll it out into a large rectangular sheet.

Roll up the dough sheet and cut it into evenly sized pieces. Place them in a steamer over warm water and let them rise a second time until they are 1.5 times their original size.

Finally, steam over high heat for 15 minutes, then turn off the heat and let it sit for 2 minutes before removing from the pot. The jujubes, with a flesh color similar to skin and full of sweet, juicy flesh, are now ready.

However, it was "Curtis" who was putting on a vigorous show of force, while the other "Philomena" stopped her actions after she finished speaking and breathed sweetly into her ear.

Her cherry lips exuded heat and a sweet fragrance, which wafted towards Saint Karina's ear.

What do you want to say to your god?

"hiss……"

Saint Karina's body trembled; the intense electric current emanating from her body made her feel weak all over.

"Of course, building trust takes time. Why don't you tell me how to subdue that brat Esther first? Once I know the method, I'll work hard."

Saint Karina suppressed her breathing and spoke in a relatively normal tone.

"I let your seals break down layer by layer. Doesn't that count as establishing a relationship of trust?"

"Hehe, if you bring up this, I won't be sleepy anymore. Sorry, this isn't even a preliminary relationship."

Saint Karina ignored the four hands groping her body, showing no respect whatsoever to this self-righteous and arrogant god.

She could easily have released all the seals on Saint Karina in one breath, restoring her to her original tenth-tier strength. This power was originally hers; it was within her body, but it was locked behind the "door." Lacking the impact of the "key," how could it be considered a divine gift?

“Saint Karina, show some respect to your god, or I’ll get angry.”

Having been exposed, the evil god Eris, though verbally expressing anger through the body of "Philomena," was not truly angry.

However, the threat was still there.

Previously, she didn't help Saint Karina completely break the seal, but deliberately touched upon it, breaking through the barriers layer by layer. Besides watching the show, her purpose was also to test whether Saint Karina was qualified to be her agent.

Now that she has reached the position of Holy Maiden of the Church of Order, it would be a great pity for her to leave.

It's much easier to do things using these churches of righteous gods than to establish a cult for her.

"I was just assessing whether you were qualified to work for me. From the first moment I saw you, I felt that you had more potential than others, and now it has been proven that my judgment was correct. You are indeed very qualified."

Fair fingers began to play a beautiful melody on the steamed bun, like a piano. In the mist, someone's tap had been left running, wasting precious water resources, dripping incessantly.

Saint Karina wanted to turn off the tap for that person and be a good person again, but she was held back by "two women" and could not leave the place to turn off that evil tap.

"Can I refuse your offer?"

Saint Karina's face was filled with a rebellious expression because her physical freedom was restricted.

Her expression wasn't good, but her complexion was very good, with a rosy glow.

You can give it a try!

The evil god wasn't angry, and said kindly.

"Try it and you'll die," Saint Karina thought, as if she had been choked, swallowing her defiant words.

Although she was resurrected, she has never died a second time and doesn't know how many lives she has, or whether she would be resurrected if she died again. This is a matter of probability. While it's said that those who have died twice are not afraid of death, another theory suggests that those who have died twice and survived cherish life more. Saint Karina clearly falls into the latter category.

Because the evil god Eris serves as the "anchor" for her divine kingdom, influencing the "real world" outside of it, she has an inexplicable relationship with the evil god. Unlike Esther's physical bondage, the evil god's bond is spiritual; no matter where she goes or even if she changes her appearance, the evil god can find her.

She dared not gamble on whether the enraged evil god would be willing to spend another long time waiting for another qualified agent to arrive.

Because God's time is almost infinite, as long as the spirit is not worn down, driven mad, or even insane by the river of time, God has plenty of time. Time is the last thing they lack.

Saint Karina believed her life was precious and there was no need to confront the evil god head-on.

For someone like Saint Karina, a mere "mortal," crushing her would be no more difficult than a person crushing an ant.

From this perspective, she could retort a bit, but she absolutely couldn't refuse the evil god's request and confront him head-on. When facing the evil god Eris, she always felt a deeper, more profound sense of powerlessness than Esther did.

Esther gave her mostly a suffocating feeling of being controlled by a yandere; this brat was too controlling and didn't like it, she just wanted to escape desperately. However, unlike dealing with an evil god, her chances of escaping were still quite high.

Fortunately, the evil god was just a spectator who enjoyed watching the show from behind the scenes, not a yandere. Otherwise, Saint Karina would definitely have staged a god-slaying scene to show the evil god how tough her holy sword was.

“You’re distracted, and you’re thinking of something bad to me, really… Only a magnanimous God like me would forgive you for such disrespect to God.”

"How did you know?"

Saint Karina wore an expression as if she had seen a ghost. Could this evil god possibly read minds?

After all, this is her territory, and her thoughts probably can't be hidden from her.

"Stop guessing, my proxy. I can't read minds. I can only guess whether what you're thinking is to my advantage by observing your eyes, expressions, and emotional fluctuations in your thoughts."

Well... the fact that evil gods can't read minds is good news for now.

After all, although she was forced to become an "agent," and her eyes were the "windows" through which the evil god understood the world, she did not want her heart to be like a white projection screen on a movie theater, with every thought projected onto it.

Being "mind-read" is not a pleasant feeling. Everyone has their own secrets and doesn't want to be seen through by another person, even if that person is a "god".

"Relax, I'll definitely give you something in return..."

Philomena pressed her body even closer, almost squeezing the snow-capped peaks into deformed balloons, and made a promise.

Not only that, she also told Santa Karina the conditions for fulfilling her desire to "hang Curtis up and spank him" one by one during the happy process.

It was also said that as long as one obtains the items from the Cloud Path, Saint Karina, as her agent, will be able to use a portion of her divine power.

She allowed Saint Karina to borrow it and was not stingy with her own power.

Therefore, it will only be a matter of time before Saint Karina opposes Esther's oppression.

150. The easy-going saintess

"Speaking of which, I'm quite interested in your holy sword too~ Although it can't kill a god, it can certainly pierce through your god with it~"

She has seized Saint Karina's holy sword and has begun teaching a third way of making steamed buns.

This time, we're making two-tone heart-shaped steamed buns. The ingredients needed are 400 grams of flour, 4 grams of yeast, 30 grams of sugar, and 3 grams of cocoa powder.

First, pour warm water into a basin, add an appropriate amount of yeast and a little sugar, and stir until dissolved.

Pour in enough flour to form a crumbly mixture, then knead into a smooth dough. Divide the dough into two portions. Add cocoa powder to the smaller portion and knead until it turns brown.

Then, divide the white dough and brown dough into 12 equal portions each, and roll each portion into a ball.

Take a white dough ball, roll it out thinly, wrap a brown dough ball inside, and pinch the seam closed. Flatten the wrapped dough, then cut it in the middle with a knife. Fold the cut sides to the uncut edge and pinch them closed. Finally, turn it over, and the heart-shaped steamed bun is formed.

Finally, place the dough in a steamer with warm water and let it rise a second time until it has increased to 1.5 times its original size. Then steam over high heat for 12 minutes, and let it sit for 2 minutes afterward.

These steamed buns resembled the shape of a young girl's private parts, and Saint Karina found them far more interesting than before during her studies.

“By the way, I feel guilty every time you use the women around me to do this kind of thing.”

The evil god, Dun, who was busy devouring the holy sword, exclaimed, "But I like it!"

Okay, that's a pretty wicked answer.

After the evil god had ravaged her until he was satisfied, she released Saint Karina.

Returning to her own world, Saint Karina has entered a period of enlightenment akin to that of a saint.

A woman? That would only slow down her sword-drawing speed!

Saint Karina sensed the changes in her body. Although she was still at the sixth rank, she had already become a physical saintess. Unfortunately, she was not a saintess of the Church of Order, but a saintess of an evil god.

Her physical strength was enhanced, which doubled or tripled her endurance with the holy sword. At the same time, she possessed immense resistance to mental abilities, and her soul was protected by the evil god Eris.

"My agent, how you use my power is your business. I am only responsible for giving you power. How you use this power depends on your heart."

Just like in the Grangemouth Mountains, the place where Eris was sealed, the mountain people also prayed to the gods, but the power they received was used for their own selfish purposes.

Saint Karina didn't intend to be great, but she was willing to uphold the young emperor's will and assist her in becoming a wise ruler before she wanted to leave the Lorian Empire.

Of course, this feeling is quite subtle. Because she no longer wanted to be a hero...

"Hehe, as long as you're happy..."

Similarly, Saint Karina did not believe the evil god's words. After encountering this guy, she had few pleasant experiences and was instead quite unlucky.

In short, how could someone who enjoys himself have a good heart?

The answer is obviously no.

"Your Holiness, what's wrong?"

Unaware of the changes that had just occurred to Saint Karina, Philomena perceived it as the saintess being lost in thought.

For example, the question just now made Santa Karina think hard, and it was obviously a difficult decision for her.

"It's nothing, I was just thinking about something. Also, I don't plan to run away now. Come with me to retrieve the items from the Cloud Path. However, it will take time for the items inside the mountains to come out, and it will also take time for the gates of the Cloud Path to fully open at this speed. Let's go and meet up with the paladins and priests' own teams first, rest for the night, and set off into the forest tomorrow morning."

Saint Karina's body is fine, but she has reached her mental limit.

To be precise, the time spent in the illusion was far longer than in the "real world," and Saint Karina's greatest desire now was to sleep.

Everything else should be postponed until after rest and recuperation.

……

While they were on their date, the followers of the Church of Order had already found a place to stay.

"Okay, I don't object to you staying here, but we need to agree on three rules, such as not making noise when I'm sleeping. That's all."

Saint Karina did not make any harsh demands.

As for whether Philomena would hug her at night, whether it was a night raid, or whether there would be any physical contact while they were on the same bed, that was not something she was considering.

"Huh? That's all?"

Philomena, on the contrary, was somewhat surprised.

"Yeah, what's the problem?"

"This is a huge problem! Your Excellency, I thought you were going to say you'd tie me up completely before letting me stay!"

"I'm not that perverted."

Rolling her eyes, Saint Karina lay down.

"Anyway, I'm going back to sleep. Feel free to sleep wherever you like."

Of course, besides her confidence in her own strength, Saint Karina was also reassured by something else: Philomena's eyes.

Although Philomena put on a brave face, she didn't overcome the mental hurdle of being labeled a "bad woman" like Saint Karina did.

"Ah... I'm so sleepy. Don't just stand there like an idiot. Go back and get your own sheets and blankets."