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[Sato Kazuma took the towel off, examined the wound. Whether or not he needed medication was irrelevant to him, since it would heal on its own soon enough.]
"How did that Kulen series cabinet get in here?"
"After all, IKEA's products aren't very easy to pack."
[Sato Kazuma looked at the cabinet beside him and said.]
"What do you think? I don't mind the Cullen series; it's an improved version of the Haode series."
"Is everything better than the Hao De series? I'd rather buy a Hannibal series or a Truce series than a Hao De one."
"No, I wasn't excited when I first saw the Cullen series."
"I reckon those few people who were singled out by Kazuma Sato are going to suffer some consequences soon."
Hoshino Aqua watched Sato Kazuma lying on the floor complaining, knowing that the brands Sato Kazuma had mentioned were likely to suffer for some time.
Especially those who haven't bought yet but are planning to, after hearing what Kazuma Sato said, they'll probably immediately withdraw their plans to buy Haode and Cullen.
Of course, some people may still insist on buying Haode and Kulen.
"Could you please hand me the screwdriver, please?"
Old Ai turned to Sato Kazuma and said.
"Now? You must be joking, you haven't been able to see anything for decades."
You'll be surprised.
"Just forget about it."
Old Ai plopped down in his chair, and the cabinet he had been fiddling with just moments before was immediately reset to its factory settings.
"Looks like I need to use a local service."
"Are you planning to put up an ad: 'Looking for a blind roommate, must be skilled in manual labor,' or should I install the furniture and you pay the rent?'"
"Why were you such a jerk today?"
"Let's review."
["This morning, the Khunpa man who turned me into this state slipped away from me."]
"I searched for him for so long, but he finally slipped away."
"Only by catching him can I restore my appearance, get revenge, and make him renovate the bar. Although I heard it's under renovation, I'll make him pay for it."
"And it can also prevent such things from happening to other people."
"So I'm really annoyed today. Today, it felt like I was masturbating with sandpaper—it was so satisfying."
"Wow, what kind of analogy is this? It feels a bit like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure."
As a high school girl who loves JoJo, Natsukawa Masuzu is naturally very familiar with the novel and unique metaphors in JoJo.
Looking at the analogies used by Kazuma Sato on the screen, one might think that Kazuma Sato might also be a hidden JoJo fan, since his analogies are quite novel and unique.
【"puff."】
[As Kazuma Sato walked past Old Ai, he stomped hard on his Crocodile Clogs, making a simulated sound like snow falling.]
"The process of farting."
At this moment, Asagiri arrived at another of his laboratory bases on his motorcycle.
Inside the laboratory base, Asagiri Kaname's men were busy fitting control collars onto those who had completed experiments and become mutants.
"I know who the red-clad swordsman has been causing trouble for months."
"To hell with Kazuma Sato! If I looked like that, I'd wear a mask too."
At this moment, Angel is stitching up Asagiri's wound.
"He survived that fire; was his mutant ability that high-level?"
"Mutant Ability Level".
Light Yagami immediately memorized the term upon hearing it. Although the specific classification hasn't been announced yet, it should be available later.
"I hope I can cure him."
"So, in reality, Asagiri can't cure Sato Kazuma."
L took a big bite of the lollipop in his mouth and said.
"If you don't believe me, just keep watching and you'll see."
"I'm certain that Asagiri can't be cured of Kazuma Sato's face."
L looked at the puzzled look in the eyes of the person on the light screen and said.
"We still need to dump him first, in our own way."
"Okay, but he can be cured."
"Don't worry, if he's completely gone, let's see how he grows back."
116: Kazuma Sato: This makes me feel like my thing is really big.
"Do you know what's the most interesting thing?"
[Asagiri turned to Angel and said.]
What is it?
"The funniest thing is, I almost missed him."
"I like challenges, and Kazuma Sato is a great one."
"However, anything that hinders the experiment's progress or the higher-ups' tasks cannot be kept."
"Let's go find him together."
[Asagiri said this, then got dressed again and went off to prepare something.]
"The villain's wicked plan is about to begin."
Seeing Asagiri Kaname preparing his plan, Izumi Konata knew that the decisive battle between Sato Kazuma and Asagiri Kaname was likely to begin soon.
Moreover, it is highly likely that Kazuma Sato will beat up Kaname Asagiri.
After all, judging by his abilities alone, Kazuma Sato is a tank with extremely strong recovery capabilities, as well as high mobility and combat power. In that sense, Izumi Konata feels that Kazuma Sato is a bit like Quesanti.
This is Quesanti. I forgot the beginning, I forgot the middle, I forgot the end, and the last thing is just "w" and then "ahhhhhh".
Asagiri is at most a marksman with slightly faster movement speed.
【"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear."】
[Sato Kazuma sat on the sofa, occasionally letting out a groan.]
"Would you like some pain relief spray?"
"I took the paracetamol that was hidden in my wisdom tooth, and now I'm passed out and drifting off to outer space. I appreciate your kindness, though."
As Kazuma Sato was speaking, Old Ai, carrying a cup of coffee, sat down on the sofa, but because he couldn't see the medicine he was holding, it fell to the floor.
Then, Kazuma Sato reached out his newly grown hand, which was almost like a baby's, and touched Old Ai's chin.
"Is this Kazuma Sato's self-healing ability? It appeared at night. Although it's small, it looks very cute, like a baby."
Honjou Kaede looked at Sato Kazuma and said, "You've grown some small hands."
After all, Kazuma Sato's self-healing isn't the kind that instantly grows back to its full form; it starts from infancy.
"Am I crazy, or are your hands really that small?"
Old Ai felt Sato Kazuma's small hand and said with great confusion, after all, Old Ai didn't know that Sato Kazuma was a mutant, let alone that Sato Kazuma's hand was gone and had just grown back.
"It is indeed very small, about the same size as a small KFC fork."
[Sato Kazuma looked at his small hands and said.]
"I understand why you're so angry."
"No, Mrs. Magoo, you wouldn't understand. You don't know what happened to me."
"Especially my current appearance, it's so ugly it's like butter wrapped in a sock and tucked under an old man's armpit—disgusting."
"Looks aren't everything."
"Looks are everything. If you saw my face, you definitely wouldn't want to sit on the sofa with me."
"Life can often be obscured by various things, causing us to become blind."
"No, you're the one who's truly blind."
Hearing this, Old Ai remained silent for a moment, then turned and spoke.
"So you plan to lie here and rant for the rest of your life?"
"No, I'll wait until this little hand has passed its adolescence before starting a completely new plan."
"Now, you're probably thinking of leaving."
"Rewarding yourself with this hand will definitely make you feel big."