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[Rocket Raccoon looked at Rudius and said, "Of all the people who went to prison, Rocket Raccoon's mouth just can't stop talking."]
"As for you, you've already been torn to pieces by Yondu and those raiders."
"Countless people have tried to kill me over the years. How could I possibly be taken down by a tree and a talking raccoon?"
Rudius looked down at Rocket Raccoon, who barely reached his waist, and said...
【"etc."】
[Rocket Raccoon couldn't stand Rudeus calling him a raccoon and spoke up.]
"What the heck is a raccoon?!"
"What the hell is a raccoon? You are one, you idiot."
"I am unique in this world."
"Is this cosmic orb the Zodiac Talisman from Jackie Chan Adventures, the Dragon Ball from Dragon Ball, or the Spark Lens from Ultraman Tiga?"
"What exactly is that?"
Rudius couldn't figure out what this so-called cosmic orb was; it looked just like an ordinary pet toy.
"I am Groot."
Groot spoke.
"So, what is that cosmic orb?"
"I have nothing to say about cunning thieves."
"[Alice Boreas, who was walking at the very front, said.]"
"You're quite something; you're still a lackey of a madman who wants to exterminate others."
"You really have the nerve to call others thieves, huh?"
Rocket Raccoon mocked Alice, after all, if it weren't for her, he and Groot would have already gone to Rudeus to exchange for the bounty.
Alice turned around after hearing Rocket Raccoon's words but didn't see him. Then she looked down, and this action provoked Rocket Raccoon.
This is clearly a dig at its short stature.
"Yes, I know who you are. Everyone knows who you are."
"Yes, we know who you are."
Rudeus spoke up. Actually, Rudeus didn't know Alice; he had just heard Rocket Raccoon's words and felt that if he didn't know her, he would seem out of place.
【"who is she?"】
Rudeus then quickly turned around and whispered to Groot, but clearly, he had asked the wrong person.
"I am Groot."
"Hey, does this tree Groot only know how to say 'I am Groot'?"
Jinjiro listened to Groot on the light screen, who seemed to only say "I am Groot" from beginning to end, and he was curious as to why.
"Perhaps it's the unique tone of their language, where they only say their own names, like 'I am Natsumi, I am Natsumi,' and so on."
Nagano Natsumi suddenly appeared from the side, darting between Tadano Hitoshi and Fumi Shoko, and spoke in the manner of Groot.
522: Rudeus, oh no, he's encountered an alien gay guy.
"You've already said that."
Rudeus turned to look at Groot and said, "I thought Groot was introducing himself, but little did I know that this was the only phrase Groot could say."
"I'm not here to help Ronan retrieve the Orb of Truth."
"I betrayed him."
"I've already reached an agreement with a third-party buyer privately."
Alice spoke.
It remains to be seen how much Rudyus and Rocket Raccoon will believe in Alice's words. Perhaps Alice herself knows that they might not believe her.
"I am Groot."
Groot spoke, but no one present except Rocket Raccoon could understand him.
At this moment, the prison guard who had been leading them arrived at the prison entrance. The guard raised his arm, revealing a device for managing prison equipment embedded within it.
After the prison guard entered the password, the prison gate slowly opened.
"Look at what you're saying, just as refreshing as the previous 89 times."
Rudeus, after hearing Alice's words, also responded sarcastically.
"And what's the story behind this heart-shaped tree?"
Rudeus asked Rocket Raccoon, having noticed that the tree-man seemed to only ever repeat the same phrase.
"What else could it be? Can't you see it yourself? He can't speak normally like you or me."
"Its entire vocabulary consists of only three words: 'I,' 'is,' and 'Groot.'"
Rocket Raccoon began to explain, sounding rather annoyed.
"And the order doesn't even matter."
"It has to be me, Groot."
"You know what? My patience is almost at its limit."
Suddenly, Rudeus turned around and saw that the man checking his belongings had picked up his beloved headphones and was even putting them on. Rudeus couldn't help but shout.
"Hey, put it down."
But that guy only glanced at Rudeus before putting it on himself.
Rudeus rushed in, and just as he did, the iron gate closed. But Rudeus didn't care whether the gate was closed or not; he was only concerned with his headphones.
"Hey, you blue-skinned monster, put down those headphones."
"Those are mine, they should be confiscated. That cassette tape and the player are both mine."
Rudius shouted at the blue-skinned alien.
Perhaps Rudeus's mention of the blue-skinned monster provoked the blue-skinned alien, for after taking off his headphones, the guy grabbed a stun gun and stabbed Rudeus in the face.
The tip of the stun gun emitted a chilling arc of blue light. Rudeus felt a tingling sensation from the shock, but it didn't seem to bother him; he continued muttering to himself.
"Do you know what that is? It's a rare, discontinued item; you can't buy it anymore."
The blue-skinned alien, seeing that Rudius had taken a hit but was unharmed and was even continuing to argue, struck him a second time.
After the second shock, Rudeus couldn't withstand it any longer and was electrocuted several more times.
"I like this guy; he's got personality, but he's not very bright."
[Rocket Raccoon looked at Rudeus, who was now completely stunned by the electric shocks, and said...]
"Rudius is brave too, going straight into a fight with people like prison guards."
"And this was when he was a criminal."
Sakata Gintoki looked at Rudeus in the light screen, then rushed in and started cursing at the blue-skinned alien.
"Perhaps it's because Rudius has been to prison several times and isn't afraid. Besides, I'm more curious whether you've ever been to this prison."
“After all, you went to Xandar. I suspect that you might end up in jail after accumulating huge debts from playing alien marbles.”
Kagura looked at Sakata Gintoki and said.
"Hmm, and I'm even more curious about how you got to Xandar, Gintoki. Could it be that you're some kind of extraordinary person?"
"It's like Deadpool Kazuma Sato, who has the script in his hand."
Shinpachi Shimura, mimicking Kagura, stared intently at Gintoki Sakata as he spoke.
Sakata Gintoki, who was being closely watched by Kagura and Shimura Shinpachi, also put on a cat-like face.
"If I were some kind of extraordinary person, would I have to live this kind of life?"
Sakata Gintoki said, his voice trembling with tears.
Rudeus, stripped down to only his underwear, stood at the front of the platform, about to undergo baptism, or disinfection. Because of the diverse races present, the prison authorities were doing this to prevent the emergence of any terrifying pathogens.
The Empire also developed a very common disinfectant, which everyone entering prison had to undergo baptism.
Orange disinfectant sprayed from the high-pressure water gun, slamming into Rudeus's bare chest, quickly turning his entire body orange.
[Then two prison guards escorted Rudeus to the changing area, shoving him inside. As soon as Rudeus turned around, four drones appeared overhead.]
Without a doubt, if Rudyus makes any outrageous move, those four drones will open fire immediately.
Rudeus had no choice but to obediently retreat and put on his prison uniform. Just as he finished, he saw Rocket Raccoon being pushed in as well.
Rudeus felt that furry creatures like Rocket Raccoon were the worst off, because his fur was all wet, and Rocket Raccoon was putting on his prison uniform with his back to Rudeus.
Rudyus also noticed the hairless area on Rocket Raccoon's back, which contained mechanically modified parts.
After changing into their prison uniforms, Rudius and the others went to the next area to collect their personal belongings, which were all stored in a cylindrical container no bigger than a water glass.